val-bot
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A bot that does things.
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JavaScript
module.exports = {
hug: 'No.',
sleep: '(- o - ) zzZ ☽',
zzz: '(- o - ) zzZ ☽',
fight: "(ง︡'-'︠)ง",
levelSelect: 'B A B A ↑ ↓ B A ← → B A (start)',
konami: '↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A (start)',
rain: 'ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ(¬_¬ )ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀',
domo: '\\|°▿▿▿▿°|/',
barrelroll: '(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)',
hedgehog: "(•ᴥ• )́`́'́`́'́⻍ ",
lurk: '┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴',
lurkbear: '┬┴┬┴┤ʕ•ᴥ├┬┴┬┴',
internet: 'ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛs',
cornflakes:
'❅ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❅ ❅ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆',
snowflakes:
'❅ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❅ ❅ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❅ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆',
moonflakes:
'☽ ❅ ❅ ❅ ☾ ❆ ❅ ☽ ❆ ❆ ☾ ❅ ☽ ☾ ❅ ❅ ☾ ❅ ☽ ☽ ❆ ☽ ❅ ❅ ☾ ☾ ❆ ☾ ❅ ☾ ☾ ❅ ❅ ☾ ❅ ☾ ❅ ❅ ☾ ❆',
whale: 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2bVbDtiX8',
safety: 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs',
tacos:
'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-esOKooEE&index=28&list=RDHsKXvAymwUg',
shrug: '¯\\_(ツ)_/¯',
'yes!': '( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑',
'yas!': '(ˆڡˆ)v',
'no!': '｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡',
'why?!': 'ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)',
'why!?': 'щ(ಥДಥщ)',
'...': 'ಠ_ಠ',
'…': 'ಠ_ಠ',
facepalm: '(－‸ლ)',
bot: 'I AM BOT\nINSERT DOGE',
witchhunt: 'http://i.imgur.com/x63cdJW.jpg',
whichhunt: 'whichever',
wow: 'https://i.imgur.com/8rhlusE.gif',
flipthetable: '(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻',
chilloutbro: '┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)',
putthetableback: '┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)',
vampire: '(°,..,°)',
magic: '∴•:+*⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴',
pacman: '( *<) • • • • • • •',
dontcopythatfloppy: 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI',
jackdawed: 'http://media.giphy.com/media/rhaLXOOimBGN2/giphy.gif',
thoodle: 'thoodle-oo!!',
doom:
'https://popkey-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/original-7850ad06-df4d-4d4c-af8e-9bb1698496c2.gif',
bravo: 'http://gifs.gifme.io/i/5b9e69d976.gif',
_val: 'yes?',
'_val?': 'yes?',
'_val!': 'what?!',
};