val-bot
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A bot that does things.
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module.exports = [
["a tornado. It's an F5, and full of cows"],
['an actor'],
['actors'],
['a columnist'],
['a person'],
['people'],
['a pocket full of kryptonite'],
['a question'],
['questions unfit for human ponderings'],
['a refrigerator'],
['some refrigerators'],
['a saw'],
['saws'],
['a scorpion'],
['scorpions'],
['a bobcat. Heh. Look at him.'],
['a box of bobcats'],
['a cave with some lewd cave paintings'],
['a cougar'],
['some cougars'],
['a root'],
['a sneeze'],
['a staircase'],
['a tire'],
['tires. They are on fire.'],
['a vase'],
['Anthropology'],
['a beard of bees'],
['education'],
['mustard'],
['work'],
['a Canoe. It leaks slightly'],
["Canoes, in a 'V' formation"],
['a Church'],
['a fox'],
['foxes'],
['a harbor'],
['Meat'],
['an ophthalmologist'],
['a beggar'],
['a cello', 'noun'],
['cellos', 'noun'],
['a detective'],
['an eyelash'],
['Fear'],
['your Grandfather'],
['a lion'],
['some lions'],
['a radiator'],
['a fishmonger'],
['an adamantine wafer'],
['a laptop from 1998'],
['a Motorola Droid. The screen is cracked.'],
['a BANH MI sandwich'],
['a bubble'],
['a Nuka-Cola'],
['a Jolt Cola'],
['99 Luftbaloons'],
['100 dogecoin paper coins'],
["the 100th Luftballon. It's popped....."],
['a hot pocket'],
['a can of Coca-Cola, filled with Pepsi'],
['real food'],
['some bratwurst'],
['a classic NES'],
['a broken bottle of maple syrup'],
['ebola. Walk it off.'],
['a glass of sharkleberry fin kool-aid'],
];