val-bot
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A bot that does things.
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JavaScript
module.exports = [
// guys
{
triggers: ['guys', 'dudes', 'bros'],
alternatives: [
'you all',
'yiz',
'you-uns',
'yinz',
'you lot',
'allyou',
'yer',
'team',
'squad',
'gang',
'pals',
'buds',
'posse',
'phalanx',
'crew',
'crüe',
'nerds',
'friends',
'fellow-humans',
'folks',
'people',
'peeps',
'friends',
'chums',
'everyone',
'you lot',
'youse',
"y'all",
'peers',
'comrades',
],
speech: [
['why not ', '?'],
['why not say ', '?'],
['I think you meant ', '.'],
['perhaps you meant ', '?'],
['surely you meant ', '.'],
['you probably meant ', '.'],
["are you sure you didn't mean ", '?'],
["we're more of a ", ''],
["we're all ", ''],
],
},
// girls
{
triggers: ['girls'],
alternatives: ['ladies', 'women'],
speech: [
['I think you meant ', '.'],
['perhaps you meant ', '?'],
['surely you meant ', '.'],
['you probably meant ', '.'],
["are you sure you didn't mean ", '?'],
],
},
// retarded
{
triggers: ['retarded', 'herp', 'derp'],
alternatives: [
'bad',
'uninteresting',
'boring',
'nonsensical',
'awful',
'silly',
'ridiculous',
'illogical',
'terrible',
],
speech: [['I think you meant ', '...']],
},
// crazy
{
triggers: ['crazy', 'insane'],
alternatives: [
'bad',
'illogical',
'erratic',
'nonsensical',
'ridiculous',
'uncontrolled',
'unpredictable',
'strange',
'unusual',
],
speech: [['I think you meant ', '...']],
},
// lame
{
triggers: ['lame'],
alternatives: [
'bad',
'boring',
'frustrating',
'"a waste of time"',
'tiresome',
'unoriginal',
'uncreative',
'dissappointing',
'embarrassing',
'tedious',
],
speech: [['Lame? Dont you think ', ' sounds better?']],
},
// dumb
{
triggers: ['dumb', 'stupid', 'idiot'],
alternatives: [
'bad',
'illogical',
'incorrect',
'ridiculous',
'unthinkable',
'silly',
'trifling',
'pandering',
],
speech: [["Come on! Don't you think ", ' sounds better?']],
},
];