useless-print-joke/jokes.json

Show Random joke

[
  {
    "id": 1,
    "joke": "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?\n Because Oct 31 == Dec 25"
  },
  {
    "id": 2,
    "joke": "How do you make a witch itch? \n Take out the \"W\""
  },
  {
    "id": 3,
    "joke": "What do you call a fly with no wings? \n A walk"
  },
  {
    "id": 4,
    "joke": "Why can't you give Elsa from Frozen a balloon? \n Because she will let it go"
  },
  {
    "id": 5,
    "joke": "Wow you're always positive! \n Me :|me|"
  },
  {
    "id": 6,
    "joke": "Why was the Math book so sad? \n Because it had so many problems"
  },
  {
    "id": 7,
    "joke": "Why was Six afraid of seven? \n Because seven ate nine"
  },
  {
    "id": 8,
    "joke": "Why are obtuse angle so depressed?\n Because they're never right"
  },
  {
    "id": 9,
    "joke": "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? \n Because light attracts bugs"
  },
  {
    "id": 10,
    "joke": "How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? \n You console it"
  },
  {
    "id": 11,
    "joke": "Why did the developer go broke? \n Because he used up all his cache"
  },
  {
    "id": 12,
    "joke": "What’s a programmer’s favorite hangout place? \n The Foo Bar"
  },
  {
    "id": 13,
    "joke": "Why do Java developers wear glasses? \n Because they can't C#"
  },
  {
    "id": 14,
    "joke": "A SQL query walks into a bar and asks: \n \"Can I join you?\""
  },
  {
    "id": 15,
    "joke": "Why was the JavaScript developer sad? \n Because he didn’t know how to 'null' his feelings"
  },
  {
    "id": 16,
    "joke": "Why do Python programmers have low self-esteem? \n Because they're constantly comparing themselves to others"
  },
  {
    "id": 17,
    "joke": "There are 10 types of people in the world: \n Those who understand binary and those who don’t"
  },
  {
    "id": 18,
    "joke": "Debugging: \n Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer"
  },
  {
    "id": 19,
    "joke": "Why don’t scientists trust atoms? \n Because they make up everything!"
  },
  {
    "id": 20,
    "joke": "Why did the scarecrow win an award? \n Because he was outstanding in his field!"
  },
  {
    "id": 21,
    "joke": "Why did the computer show up at work late? \n It had a hard drive."
  },
  {
    "id": 22,
    "joke": "Why did the developer go broke? \n Because he used up all his cache."
  },
  {
    "id": 23,
    "joke": "What do you call 8 hobbits? \n A hobbyte."
  },
  {
    "id": 24,
    "joke": "Why did the programmer quit his job? \n Because he didn’t get arrays."
  },
  {
    "id": 25,
    "joke": "Why do programmers hate nature? \n Too many bugs."
  }
]