tom-roles/tomMessages.json

Random some Tom says

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  "messages": [
    "What is my password?!",
    "Lewis, I am scared... Do I have to give it my password!?",
    "I can't stop the sky from taking you away!",
    "Kansas \nOmG ur the like the girl with the slippers \nWendy! \nDOROTHY LOL \nOOL Woops",
    "HOla \nSenior Rita",
    "Noel Worries",
    "wouldnt you look like to know whether boi",
    "Am i alliance or horse",
    "oh mama \nnow youre talking my lnaguagino",
    "I need ashes of khlgar",
    "Haha good one Tianan",
    "When r we going to watch the eccorsits",
    "Ur my best friend",
    "you should try playing a dps \nMaybe cereal druid",
    "It's cool and chte",
    "Is that USA?",
    "churhchs? \ni love chicken",
    "Damn u can see the lil dipster out tn \nReally beautiful stars",
    "[How I cook rice] \nIn a pot of boiling water \nThen strain it \nThere's nothing wrong with doing it that way \n...",
    "How's that lubricant n \nMountain *",
    "I've looked \nAt breeds \nI want something dog \nThat's don't bork a lot",
    "Stfu \nUr talking to milk \nU think I know how to spell",
    "It's long over do pal \nThis shoulda been done years ago",
    "hey Tiana do u like flaming hot chirps ? \nChittos**",
    "How do u say in American \nU don't know what chittos are?",
    "The cat? \nTHE CHEESY CAY",
    "Would u ever go to chille \nChilli \nThe country that's long and thin in south America",
    "Anya yea lol Alejandro \nAnyways lol Elaine ** \nLmfao **",
    "LOLA ELAINE",
    "Wotan's \nTiana *",
    "Is it bad to drink cocococlo before bed tmrw \nTimes",
    "Coxoooxchiow \nLike hello? \nOh \nI'm the one",
    "Guys in the mandatorily is this ACTUALLY Abby yoda or is it some other random thing",
    "they look like snow shores",
    "Why don't u just go to sunset world more often \nDisney",
    "I'm not a huge fan of harry pitter. \nI wanna be slithering",
    "I wanna cast the spell that kills the spider creature in harry pitter 4 \nGoblates of flame \nHAVADA KADABRA \nUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE",
    "Does anyone here no if hawai is nice",
    "Blah Bella blush skakal?",
    "Ur*",
    "THE KARATE SHOP",
    "i am extremyly slippery rn",
    "I haven't done crack in 1,5 years",
    "I thinku blanket isade.of sheep \nMade.of",
    "Good job to that Tom \nHe's doing exactly what he needs to do",
    "Whoa so \nWhoae \nWhose",
    "Bananannananaa",
    ":pleading_face::two_hearts: \nAnyone wanna do some keys?",
    "Bruh \ni went to shower \nholy moly \nand i didnt have body wash \nso i used conditioner \n? \nidk",
    "Toolbox \nTonio**",
    "This class is so fucking gay \nIt makes me wanna eat cottage cheese",
    "Can't wait for another beautiful day of sucking dick and getting fucked!",
    "i love mondays",
    "im angry at you \nyoubetter hide under the desk on wednesday",
    "I don't want to be a robot",
    "homemade pizza tn or steak? \nprobabl;y steak \nfor the protien", 
    "just put a dash of sugar in your pasta sauce \nand it adds a nice sweetness to it \nmolte bene",
    "antonio youre mexican xd",
    "This video was great especially cuz I was vapping while watching it",
    "I honestly didn't know numbers went that high",
    "Hey how does America have chicken wings? \nAre they good?",
    "Man it's pooping rain outside \nPouring",
    "oh baby \nY'all are fucked lol \nAnyways yall",
    "Kraft Donner doesn't full me up \n:/ \nKraft dinner* \nWhy?",
    "!crackhead",
    "6 month your old baby \nYear \nNot two kids \nWhat",
    "Joe Barden",
    "Was a dog butler a community?",
    "You've been to king bong?",
    "Ally \nI don't have no ally \nI'm a whored player",
    "media queries...",
    "90210 \nh a w a i i \n<:tomNice:1123532457740877835>",
    "<@210973512746270720> ur a crack head just like me \n:rofl:",
    "what would james bond do \ni need to ask myself that question more often",
    "I love hillary clinton",
    "Oh shucks \nI dot have amaOzn fried",
    "Seii that's a Rick question \nI can't answer it",
    "i do crack \nall day veryday",
    "Do u wanna do e eeommeonrn \nB \nSigh \nNothing lasts forever",
    "I love Asian men",
    "hows the new star wars movie? did the sand snail eat everybody?",
    "I'm a fake ass hoe",
    "WHAO HEYYYY there's always room for smoothies \nSmoochin",
    "Antonio is literally just jealous because he can't where swagger like that and get away wit it \n:woozy_face:",
    "that was a cool site \ni took my glasses off at total explicity",
    "good hijab \n*job",
    "ifernece cat legs implies dog? \na) 1 % 2 == -1 \nb) inference \nc) the answer is not located here \nd) yes",
    "MI bubg \nMorning :two_hearts:",
    ":woozy_face:",
    "avocadago",
    "It's the statue of ladies \nThe American girl",
    "MOTHBA \neEEeEEeEeEEEEEeeEE",
    "Oh my LORD \nhey \nTime is Friday \nHats a pizza",
    "i olive olives",
    "I love Thai food \nBut I don't think I'd like it on a puzza",
    "Tombot is resilient \nTombot will find a way",
    "Well taught bots are a danger to all workforce \nIncluding hookers \nAnd I wanna be a hooker",
    "YEA DEM DO THEM FUCKIN STICKS OF SMOKE \nHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WEEE HA! \nSHIT GETS THE HEAD LIGHT \nBAM \n!",
    "Being gay means you don't power washing",
    "What's the plan stan \nCooking eggs \n..............m \nYup",
    "That looks like Christopher Columbo setting sail to the new work",
    "Should I start vaping in the sclarrooms \n Bruh I need a fuckin bozango",
    "Lewis I dont like cotton cheese",
    "Let your inner Achilles out \nYou can win",
    "Burger number three here I come \nCan't wait to feel diagonally full",
    "JEEZ SORRY \nIM UNDER A LOT OF PRESSUR"
    

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