soc-cohort-3/index.js

A small package of data and functions related to the third cohort of the School of Code, in Birmingham, UK.

const bootcamperNames = [
  "Murray",
  "Scissors",
  "Melvin",
  "Bad jokes",
  "Anywhere but here",
  "Guatemala",
  "Patrisha",
  "Yazzz",
  "Teacher's pet",
  "Shakespere",
  "Ball gag",
  "J-dog",
];

const theFuzz = ["Chris", "Ben", "Banwo", "Liz", "Ovenbird"];

function energizer() {
  if (Math.random() < 0.99) {
    return "\nBen sings.\n";
  } else {
    return "\nAnarchy\n";
  }
}

function getRandomBootcamper() {
  return bootcamperNames[Math.floor(Math.random() * bootcamperNames.length)];
}

function createZoomCallChaos() {
  return "\nAlexa, shuffle my music. Volume 10.\n";
}

module.exports = {
  bootcamperNames,
  theFuzz,
  energizer,
  getRandomBootcamper,
  createZoomCallChaos,
};