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href="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/avatar-2-3-4-and-5-filmmaker-james-cameron-finally-admits-he-overwrote-a7159756.html?cmpid=facebook-post" tabindex="1" data-href-url="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/avatar-2-3-4-and-5-filmmaker-james-cameron-finally-admits-he-overwrote-a7159756.html?cmpid=facebook-post" data-outbound-url="https://out.reddit.com/t3_4v14dx?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Farts-entertainment%2Ffilms%2Fnews%2Favatar-2-3-4-and-5-filmmaker-james-cameron-finally-admits-he-overwrote-a7159756.html%3Fcmpid%3Dfacebook-post&token=AQAAwmuaV20jkBfBoEyCMA2yl5dvDvwBhH2z3nAMv_zR2DuH3F85" data-outbound-expiration="1469737922000" rel="" >Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5 filmmaker James Cameron finally admits he 'overwrote'</a> <span class="domain">(<a href="/domain/independent.co.uk/">independent.co.uk</a>)</span></p><p class="tagline">submitted <time title="Thu Jul 28 14:58:26 2016 UTC" datetime="2016-07-28T14:58:26+00:00" 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