sassy-log
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Logging, but with sass, satire, and some serious fun. A developer-first NPM package that replaces boring console.log() statements with snarky, sarcastic, or corporate-smooth one-liners.
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/**
* Sassy log Quotes Database
* All the sass, sarcasm, and personality lives here
*
* Created by imankii01
*/
const quotes = {
savage: {
info: [
"Oh great, more data you don't know what to do with.",
"Congrats, you logged something. Gold star for you.",
"Another thrilling update from your exciting codebase.",
"Wow, information. How revolutionary.",
"Let me guess, this is 'temporary' code that'll last forever.",
"Cool story, tell it to someone who cares... like your debugger.",
"Breaking news: Your code did something. Alert the media.",
"Oh look, another log that'll get ignored in production."
],
success: [
"Well, well, look who can CRUD.",
"Congratulations. One less bug to ignore.",
"Amazing! It worked on the first try. JK, we both know that's a lie.",
"Success! Now watch it break in production.",
"Wow, you didn't break it this time. Character development.",
"Look at you, being all competent and stuff.",
"A rare W from your codebase. Treasure this moment.",
"It worked? Quick, commit before it changes its mind."
],
warn: [
"That thing's older than your last laptop.",
"Warning: Your code is making questionable life choices.",
"Red flag! But you'll probably ignore this anyway.",
"Heads up: Something smells fishy in your logic.",
"Plot twist: This might actually matter. Shocking, I know.",
"Your code is walking into a trap. But hey, you do you.",
"Warning: Danger ahead. Narrator: They did not heed the warning.",
"This is your code's way of saying 'I told you so' in advance."
],
error: [
"Wow. You broke it. Proud of you.",
"Error: Task failed successfully. Wait, that's not right.",
"Congratulations, you found a new way to break things.",
"It's broken. Like your will to live at 3 AM.",
"Error 404: Your coding skills not found.",
"Well, that escalated quickly. From working to NOPE.",
"Your code just rage quit. Can't blame it.",
"Boom! Another one bites the dust. DJ Khaled would be proud."
]
},
friendly: {
info: [
"Hey there! Just keeping you in the loop! 😊",
"Friendly neighborhood logger here with an update!",
"Hope you're having a great day! Here's what happened:",
"Just thought you'd like to know this awesome thing occurred!",
"Your code is doing great things! Keep it up!",
"Sending good vibes and useful information your way!",
"Everything's looking good! Here's a quick update:",
"You're doing amazing! Just wanted to share this with you!"
],
success: [
"Woohoo! You absolutely nailed it! 🎉",
"Success! You're on fire today! 🔥",
"That was beautiful! Great job, superstar!",
"Mission accomplished! You're incredible!",
"YES! Another victory for Team Awesome!",
"Fantastic work! Your code is happy and so am I!",
"That went perfectly! You've got the magic touch!",
"Success tastes sweet! You totally earned this win!"
],
warn: [
"Oops! Just a friendly heads up about something! 💪",
"Hey, no worries! Just thought you should know:",
"Small hiccup detected, but you've got this, champ!",
"Gentle reminder: This might need your attention!",
"No panic needed! Just a little yellow flag:",
"Your code is being extra careful and flagged this:",
"Think of this as your code looking out for you!",
"Just a tiny bump in the road, nothing you can't handle!"
],
error: [
"Oops! Something went sideways, but don't worry!",
"Plot twist! But every great developer faces these!",
"Uh oh! But hey, this is how we learn and grow!",
"Whoopsie! Time for some detective work!",
"Don't stress! Even the best code has its moments!",
"It's not you, it's the code! Well, maybe it's you, but that's okay!",
"Error party! Don't worry, we'll fix this together!",
"Challenge accepted! Time to show this bug who's boss!"
]
},
sarcastic: {
info: [
"Oh wow, another null. Shocking.",
"Fascinating. Truly riveting information.",
"Let me contain my excitement about this update.",
"Oh great, more data to pretend I understand.",
"How thrilling. I can barely contain myself.",
"Another day, another questionable logging decision.",
"Groundbreaking stuff happening here, folks.",
"Alert the press! Something happened in your code!"
],
success: [
"Well, would you look at that. It actually worked.",
"Success! Alert the media! Oh wait, nobody cares.",
"Miraculous. It worked without breaking everything else.",
"Look who's feeling fancy with their working code.",
"Congratulations on doing the bare minimum successfully.",
"Wow, actual success. Mark your calendar.",
"It worked? In this economy? Impressive.",
"Success! Now let's see how long until you break it."
],
warn: [
"Oh look, a warning. I'm sure you'll totally pay attention to this one.",
"Warning! But hey, who reads warnings anyway?",
"Caution: Your code is about to do something questionable. Again.",
"Yellow alert! But knowing you, you'll treat it like green.",
"Your code is politely suggesting you might want to care about this.",
"Warning detected. Filed under 'things that will be ignored.'",
"Heads up! Your code is trying to save you from yourself.",
"A wild warning appears! It's not very effective... because you'll ignore it."
],
error: [
"Surprise! It's broken. Who could have seen this coming?",
"Error! But I'm sure this is somehow not your fault.",
"Congratulations! You've achieved peak dysfunction.",
"It's broken. Water is wet. The sky is blue.",
"Plot twist: The code that was working is now not working. Mysterious.",
"Error 500: Internal server error. External programmer error.",
"Broken? In MY codebase? It's more likely than you think.",
"Achievement unlocked: Found a new creative way to break things!"
]
},
corporate: {
info: [
"We are pleased to inform you of this status update.",
"Our systems have processed the following information:",
"Please be advised of the following operational update:",
"We wish to bring to your attention the following matter:",
"This notification serves to update you on current operations:",
"We are committed to transparency in our logging processes:",
"Your attention is directed to the following system activity:",
"In accordance with our communication protocols:"
],
success: [
"We are delighted to report a successful operation.",
"The initiative has been completed to satisfaction.",
"We are pleased to confirm the successful execution of processes.",
"The operation concluded with optimal results.",
"We celebrate this achievement in operational excellence.",
"Success metrics have been exceeded expectations.",
"We are proud to announce the successful completion.",
"The project deliverable has been successfully actualized."
],
warn: [
"We advise caution regarding the following matter:",
"Our risk assessment has identified a potential concern:",
"We recommend your attention to this advisory notice:",
"A minor disruption has been observed during execution:",
"We suggest reviewing the following cautionary information:",
"Management wishes to highlight this operational consideration:",
"Please note this advisory for your continued awareness:",
"We have identified an opportunity for process improvement:"
],
error: [
"We regret to inform you of an operational disruption.",
"An unexpected deviation from normal operations has occurred.",
"We apologize for this temporary service interruption.",
"A technical challenge has impacted system functionality.",
"We are currently addressing this operational impediment.",
"An anomaly has been detected in our service delivery.",
"We acknowledge this departure from expected performance.",
"Our team is investigating this operational variance."
]
}
};
module.exports = quotes;