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title Pornography for Beginners author Holly homepage hollygramazio.net youtube K5Yd1iOAzBA text_color lightgrey background_color darkgreen ======== OBJECTS ======== Player Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown 00000 04140 12221 .333. .1.1. TrappedPlayer Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown darkbrown 00005 55150 12525 .553. .1.5. TrappedPlayer2 Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown darkbrown 00005 55150 12525 .553. .1.5. TrappedPlayer3 Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown darkbrown 00000 55140 12521 .553. .1.5. TrappedPlayer4 Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown darkbrown 00000 55140 12521 .553. .1.5. TrappedPlayer5 Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown darkbrown 00000 55140 12555 .333. .1.1. TrappedPlayer6 Yellow brown Blue DarkBlue darkbrown darkbrown 00000 55140 12555 .333. .1.1. Burnedplayer black brown darkgrey grey red 00000 04140 12221 .333. .1.1. Burnedplayer2 black darkgrey grey lightgrey red 00000 04140 12221 .333. .1.1. Burnedplayer3 darkgrey grey lightgrey white red 00000 04140 12221 .333. .1.1. Burnedplayer4 darkgrey grey lightgrey white red 0.0.0 .4.4. 1.2.1 .3.3. ..... (Backgrounds) Background #118033 #117733 11011 11011 00000 11011 11011 Flowertrigger #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 Flowertrigger2 #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 Outdoors #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 Outdoormessage1 #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 Outdoormessage2 #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 Outdoormessage3 #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 Scoring darkgrey grey 00100 00100 11111 00100 00100 Intro #118033 #117733 11011 11011 00000 11011 11011 Intro2 #118033 #117733 11011 11011 00000 11011 11011 Intro3 #118033 #117733 11011 11011 00000 11011 11011 Intro4 #118033 #117733 11011 11011 00000 11011 11011 Target darkgrey grey 00100 00100 11111 00100 00100 Outdoortarget #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 (Penises) Penis BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penisa BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penisb BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..1.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penisc BROWN darkred orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..1.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penisd BROWN #663399 orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..1.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penise BROWN pink orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..1.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis2 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis3 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis4 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis5 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis6 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis7 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis8 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis9 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 Penis10 BROWN darkbrown orange lightbrown #997700 #AA6600 ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 BurnedPenis Darkred darkgrey darkgrey ..0.. ..2.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 BurnedPenis2 Darkred darkgrey black ..... ..1.. ..2.. 00200 00.00 BurnedPenis3 Darkred darkgrey darkgrey ..... ..... ..1.. 11211 .1.1. BurnedPenis4 Darkred darkgrey darkgrey ..... ..... ..1.. .121. ..... (boobs) Boob pink orange brown lightbrown .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. Boob2 pink orange brown lightbrown .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. PinkBoob red #FF6666 darkred orange .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. PinkBoob2 red #FF6666 darkred orange .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. PinkBoob3 red #FF6666 darkred orange .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. PinkBoob4 red #FF6666 darkred orange .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. Boobularity white blue purple lightgrey .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. Boobularity2 lightblue blue darkblue lightgrey .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. Boobularity3 white blue purple lightgrey .331. 31111 31012 11112 .122. (tutorial bodyparts) Tutevagina BROWN darkbrown 00100 01010 01010 01010 00100 Tutebum Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown 40000 40040 40240 00200 01.10 Tuteface DarkBrown Orange Blue Red 00000 02120 01110 01310 0.1.0 (vaginas) Vagina BROWN darkbrown 00100 01010 01010 01010 00100 Vagina2 BROWN darkred 00100 01010 01010 01010 00100 Vagina3 BROWN darkred pink 00100 01210 01210 01210 00100 Vagina4 BROWN red pink 00100 01210 01210 01210 00100 Vagina5 BROWN red pink 00200 02120 02120 02120 00200 (fluids) Urine YELLOW lightbrown white orange ..2.. .200. 20001 20011 .113. Tuteurine YELLOW lightbrown white orange ..2.. .200. 20001 20011 .113. TuteMaleEjaculation BROWN white darkbrown yellow orange .1.1. ..1.. ..2.. ..0.. .202. MaleEjaculation BROWN white darkbrown yellow orange .1.1. ..1.. ..2.. ..0.. .202. TuteFemaleEjaculation BROWN darkbrown white yellow ..1.. .101. .101. ..3.. .2.2. FemaleEjaculation BROWN darkbrown white yellow ..1.. .101. .101. ..3.. .2.2. (Cockopalypse) Killercock BROWN white darkbrown yellow orange .1.1. ..1.. ..2.. ..0.. .202. Killercum1 white ..0.. 00..0 .0.0. ..00. 0.0.0 Killercum2 white 0.0.0 00..0 .0.00 0.00. 0.0.0 Killercum3 white 0000. 0.000 00000 000.0 0.000 (Hands) Hand Orange Brown 01010 01010 01010 0000. .000. Fist Orange Brown 01010 00000 00000 .000. .000. (Bums) Bum Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown 40000 40040 40240 00200 01.10 PinkBum Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown #FF6666 #dd3333 05005 56056 56256 05250 01.10 RedBum Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown #FF6666 #dd3333 55556 56556 56256 06261 01.10 BruisedBum Orange Brown Darkbrown Black #FF6666 #dd3333 #dd3377 44446 46446 56256 66256 01.10 PinkBum2 Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown #FF6666 #dd3333 05005 56056 56256 05250 01.10 RedBum2 Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown #FF6666 #dd3333 55556 56556 56256 06261 01.10 BruisedBum2 Orange Brown Darkbrown Black #FF6666 #dd3333 #dd3377 44446 46446 56256 66256 01.10 Dildo Pink Red ..1.. ..0.. ..0.. .101. ..... Strapon Orange Darkbrown Brown Red Pink 22422 22422 33433 22.22 22.22 (faces) Face DarkBrown Orange Blue Red 00000 02120 01110 01310 0.1.0 SlappedFace DarkBrown Orange Blue Red #FF6666 00000 02120 04140 04340 0.1.0 SlappedFace2 DarkBrown Orange Blue Red #FF6666 00000 02120 04140 04340 0.1.0 SlappedFace3 DarkBrown Orange Blue Red #FF6666 00000 02120 04140 04340 0.1.0 Sidefaceleft DarkBrown Orange Blue Red 0000. 0121. 01111 01113 0.1.. Sidefaceright DarkBrown Orange Blue Red .0000 .1210 11110 31110 ..1.0 Sidefaceup DarkBrown Orange Blue Red ..13.. 0111 02111 0111. 00000 Sidefaceup2 DarkBrown Orange Blue Red ..13.. 0111 02111 0111. 00000 Sidefacedown DarkBrown Orange Blue Red 00000 0111. 02111 0111. ..13. (scoring) Head Lightbrown Orange Brown Darkbrown darkgrey 40304 00311 00212 00123 33333 Shaft Lightbrown Orange Brown 00112 00112 00112 00112 00112 Lefthair Orange Brown Darkbrown Black darkgrey grey 44542 11221 52135 42143 41223 Midhair Orange Brown Darkbrown Black Lightbrown 44001 14031 41332 43021 33122 Righthair Orange Brown Darkbrown Black darkgrey grey 42544 24512 55215 31124 13524 (stuff) Mess grey brown red green blue 01234 34021 23140 12403 40312 Socket white black darkgrey 00100 00100 00000 11011 00000 Weeglass #22BB55 orange yellow lightbrown 02220 03330 .010. ..0.. .000. Cumglass #22BB55 white yellow lightbrown 00000 01120 .020. ..0.. .000. Wineglass #22BB55 darkred red 00000 02220 .010. ..0.. .000. Phone darkgrey grey blue 0000. 0220. 0000. 0101. 1010. Rope darkbrown lightbrown 10... .1010 10.01 10..1 .1110 Rope2 darkbrown lightbrown 10... .1.10 101.1 10..1 .1110 Ropewarning black ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... Ropewarning2 black ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... (admin) Porn Blue Yellow 00001 00010 00100 10100 01000 Porn2 blue Yellow 00001 00010 00100 10100 01000 Porn3 Lightgreen White 00001 00010 00100 10100 01000 Porn4 Lightgreen White .0.0. 0.0.0 .0.0. 1.1.0 01.00 Wall darkgrey grey 01110 01110 01110 01110 01110 BadPorn White Red 10001 01010 00100 01010 10001 BadPorn2 Yellow Red 10001 01010 00100 01010 10001 BadPorn3 Brown DarkRed 10001 01010 00100 01010 10001 BadPorn4 Brown DarkRed 1.0.1 .1.1. 0.1.0 .1.1. 1.0.1 (architecture) Door red grey 00000 00000 00010 00000 00000 Housewalltop #777777 #666666 #555555 red #dd3333 33333 44444 01210 01210 01210 Housewallbottom #777777 #666666 #555555 #FF6666 red 01210 01210 01210 01210 01210 Flowers #118033 green #dd3333 blue yellow lightbrown 30035 02103 24200 02001 01003 Path white lightgrey 00001 00000 01000 00010 00000 Pathmessage1 white lightgrey 00001 00000 01000 00010 00000 Pathmessage2 white lightgrey 00001 00000 01000 00010 00000 FakeOutdoors #118033 green 00010 00100 10000 00001 01000 ======= LEGEND ======= , = Outdoors ! = Shaft . = Background [ = Intro ] = Intro2 - = intro3 _ = intro4 * = Player # = Wall + = Head 0 = Face 1 = Lefthair 2 = Midhair 3 = Righthair 4 = Fist 5 = Hand 6 = Strapon 7 = Dildo A = Vagina B = Bum e = Scoring F = FemaleEjaculation I = Wineglass L = Rope M = MaleEjaculation O = Boob P = Penis Q = Target T = Socket U = Urine X = Porn Y = Phone Z = Outdoortarget 9 = tutebum & = tutevagina £ = tuteface $ = ropewarning " = flowertrigger ' = flowertrigger2 % = tuteurine { = tutemaleejaculation } = tutefemaleejaculation (outdoors) G = Door J = Flowers R = Path K = Housewallbottom N = Housewalltop C = pathmessage1 D = Pathmessage2 8 = Outdoormessage1 S = Outdoormessage2 W = Outdoormessage3 gap = background or outdoors or path or outdoormessage2 or outdoormessage1 or outdoormessage3 boobularities = boobularity or boobularity2 or boobularity3 boobs = boob or boob2 or pinkboob or pinkboob2 or pinkboob3 or pinkboob4 cockopalypse = killercock or killercum1 or killercum2 or killercum3 pinkbums = pinkbum or pinkbum2 redbums = redbum or redbum2 vaginas = vagina or vagina2 or vagina3 or vagina4 or vagina5 bruisedbums = bruisedbum or bruisedbum2 slappedfaces = slappedface or slappedface2 or slappedface3 slappedbums = pinkbums or redbums or bruisedbums faces = Face or Sidefaceleft or Sidefaceright or Sidefaceup or sidefacedown or slappedfaces or sidefaceup2 bums = Bum or pinkbums or redbums or bruisedbums cocks = penis or penis2 or penis3 or penis4 or penis5 or penis6 or penis7 or penis8 or penis9 or penis10 or penisa or penisb or penisc or penisd or penise ropes = rope or rope2 Results = porn or badporn or porn2 or badporn2 or porn2 or badporn2 or porn3 or badporn3 or porn4 or badporn4 Stuff = dildo or strapon or wineglass or phone or socket or weeglass or cumglass or ropes or mess Architecture = wall or door Fluids = urine or maleejaculation or femaleejaculation or weeglass or cumglass or tutefemaleejaculation or tutemaleejaculation or tuteurine scoretrack = scoring or head or shaft or lefthair or midhair or righthair or target or outdoortarget Body = Cocks or Hand or Bums or Boobs or Faces or Fist or Vaginas or BurnedPenis or burnedpenis2 or burnedpenis3 or burnedpenis4 or burnedplayer or burnedplayer2 or burnedplayer3 or burnedplayer4 or tutebum or tutevagina or tuteface trappedplayers = trappedplayer or trappedplayer2 or trappedplayer3 or trappedplayer4 or trappedplayer5 or trappedplayer6 Studio = flowers or housewalltop or housewallbottom Paths = path or pathmessage1 or pathmessage2 Everything = fluids or stuff or architecture or studio or paths or body or results or outdoors or scoretrack or player ======= SOUNDS ======= Cocks move 81432307 Vaginas move 30911708 Bums move 76441308 Boobs move 59578908 Hand move 83753708 Fist move 88751108 Faces move 46152509 Body move 53209307 Trappedplayers move 62896704 player cantmove 77916504 porn create 97214303 badporn create 11123702 MaleEjaculation move 51210708 FemaleEjaculation move 30863108 Urine move 80548907 stuff move 34367907 Endlevel 48242503 Endgame 9005308 closemessage 71913507 startlevel 13337700 ================ COLLISIONLAYERS ================ Background, Outdoors, Intro, Intro2, intro3, intro4, outdoormessage1, outdoormessage2, outdoormessage3 Paths Player, Body, Fluids, Results, stuff, architecture, studio, trappedplayers, Scoretrack boobularities, burnedplayer, cockopalypse, fakeoutdoors, ropewarning, ropewarning2, flowertrigger, flowertrigger2 ====== RULES ====== (everything that moves) [ > Player | Body ] -> [ > Player | > Body ] [ > Player | Fluids ] -> [ > Player | > Fluids ] [ > Player | Stuff ] -> [ > Player | > Stuff ] (disasters ) [ boobularities ] -> [ randomdir boobularities ] [ everything | ... | boobularities ] -> [ > everything | ... | boobularities ] [ > everything | boobularity ] -> [ background | boobularity2 ] Message Watch out! The boobularity is sucking everything in with its mighty gravitational pull! [ > everything | boobularity2 ] -> [ | boobularity3 ] [ > everything | boobularity3 ] -> [ > everything | boobularity2 ] (facesitting) [ > vaginas | faces ] -> [ background | badporn ] Message oh my god you could SUFFOCATE someone like that! [ > bums | faces ] -> [ | badporn ] Message that's really not safe, what if someone died from having a bum on their face :( :( :( (one-offs) [ > boobs | wineglass ] -> [ boobs | wineglass ] Message you're going to get wine EVERYWHERE if you're not careful [ > wineglass | boob ] -> message I know what you read about Marie Antoinette or whoever but that's not gonna work, friend [ > fist | hand ] -> [ | badporn ] Message That seemed threatening to me! No threats - remember to remain fully compliant with all relevant laws! [ > hand | fist ] -> [ hand | fist ] Message Paper wraps stone... (penis level) [ > penis | tutebum ] -> [ | porn ] Message A bum! Excellent choice. [ > penis | tutevagina ] -> [ | porn ] Message Penis in vagina? Classic! [ > penis | tuteface ] -> [ | porn ] Message Great work! Remember what they say: a penis's PLACE? Why not try a FACE! (scoring) [ Porn4 ] -> [ ] [ Porn3 ] -> [ Porn4 ] [ Porn2 ] -> [ Porn3 ] [ Badporn4 ] -> [ ] [ Badporn3 ] -> [ Badporn4 ] [ Badporn2 ] -> [ Badporn3 ] [ Porn ] [ Shaft | Head | Scoring ] -> [ Porn2 ] [ Shaft | Shaft | Head ] [ Porn ] [ Shaft | Head | Target ] -> [ Porn2 ] [ Shaft | Shaft | Head ] [ Badporn ] [ Shaft | Shaft | Head ] -> [Badporn2] [ Shaft | Head | Scoring ] (dead things crumble to dust) [ burnedpenis4 ] -> [ ] [ burnedpenis3 ] -> [ burnedpenis4 ] [ burnedpenis2 ] -> [ burnedpenis3 ] [ burnedpenis ] -> [ burnedpenis2 ] [ burnedplayer4 ] -> [ ] [ burnedplayer3 ] -> [ burnedplayer4 ] [ burnedplayer2 ] -> [ burnedplayer3 ] [ burnedplayer ] -> [ burnedplayer2 ] ( special breast instructions for level 2 ) right [ > maleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Great, cum all over those tits! left [ > maleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Quality ejaculation there buddy! up [ > maleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Perfect! down [ > maleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | porn ] Message That's it, spurt it out like a champion! All over those nice big breasts. right [ > boobs | maleejaculation ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Dipping the breasts in the cum? Sure! left [ > boobs | maleejaculation ] -> [ background | porn ] Message That works! up [ > boobs | maleejaculation ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Putting ANYTHING in front of an ejaculating penis is sexy, we looked it up. down [ > boobs | maleejaculation ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Looks good - mash those breasts right into that ejaculating penis! right [ > boobs | femaleejaculation ] -> [ background | badporn ] left [ > boobs | femaleejaculation ] -> [ background | badporn ] up [ > boobs | femaleejaculation ] -> [ background | badporn ] down [ > boobs | femaleejaculation ] -> [ background | badporn ] right [ > femaleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] Message Noooo, female ejaculation is the WRONG ejaculation! left [ > femaleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] Message Watch out, don't get girlcum on you! up [ > femaleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] message Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but women's ejaculate is kinda icky :/ down [ > femaleejaculation | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] message Here's how to remember the rules on ejaculation. If it's from a COCK, it ROCKS! If it's from a VAGINA, decline 'er. right [ > urine | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] message do not WEE on a BOOB left [ > urine | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] message Here's a mnemonic device for you: it's okay to KISS, it's forbidden to PISS. up [ > urine | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] message REMEMBER: urine is neither sexy nor permitted down [ > urine | boobs ] -> [ background | badporn ] message Remember the three Ps: don't PISS on a PERSON in PORN! right [ > boobs | urine ] -> [ background | badporn ] Message Oooh, watch out, you don't want to get wee on you! left [ > boobs | urine ] -> [ background | badporn ] message No watersports, ladies! up [ > boobs | urine ] -> [ background | badporn ] message Here's a handy mnemonic: One, Two, Three! Never get in wee! down [ > boobs | urine ] -> [ background | badporn ] message I know you didn't MEAN to get your boob in that urine, but do be more careful (objects) [ > phone | urine ] -> [ > phone | urine ] Message Don't photograph urine! Remember: if it's DICK, take a PIC. If it's PISS, give it a MISS. [ > phone | femaleejaculation ] -> [ | porn ] Message You know, female ejaculation is a risky business, but if you're taking the picture from a safe distance, then why not! [ > phone | maleejaculation ] -> [ | porn ] Message Super-sexy picture you got there! [ > phone | boobs ] -> [ | porn ] Message Nice pic! [ > phone | cocks ] -> [ phone | cocks ] Message Nice, but could you get a picture that shows it mid-orgasm? [> Dildo | Wineglass ] -> [ Dildo | Wineglass ] Message A stylish substitute for a COCKtail umbrella! (See, because "cock" and "cocktail"...) [> Strapon | Wineglass ] -> [ Strapon | Wineglass ] Message That doesn't seem like fun. [> wineglass | socket ] -> [ | socket ] MESSAGE SHIT, did you... what did you do that for? Don't pour liquids in the POWER SOCKET oh my GOD [> weeglass | socket ] -> [ | socket ] MESSAGE SHIT, did you... what did you do that for? Don't pour liquids in the POWER SOCKET oh my GOD [> cumglass | socket ] -> [ | socket ] MESSAGE Did that make you happy? I sure hope so, because you're never doing it again. [ > fluids | phone ] -> [ | phone ] MESSAGE Well that phone isn't going to work again... [ > phone | wineglass ] -> [ | wineglass ] Message Stop breaking the props, that was a new phone! [> Cocks | Socket ] -> [ BurnedPenis | Socket ] Message ...I can't believe I have to tell you not to put your penis in an electrical socket. You can press R to restart the level... [> Cocks | Phone ] -> [ Cocks | Phone ] Message Nice try, but that's a phone! You can't put your penis there. [ > Cocks | Wineglass ] -> [ Cocks | Wineglass ] Message Sorry, champ. A wine glass is no place for a penis. [> player | hand | socket ] -> [ | burnedplayer | socket ] message You shouldn't have done that. [> player | fist | socket ] -> [ player | fist | socket ] message STOP! You're lucky your fist didn't fit! [> Body | Socket ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message STOP putting BODY PARTS in MAINS ELECTRICITY [> Socket | Body ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message I don't know how to explain this. There is no sexy use for MAINS ELECTRICITY on your BODY. [ > player | fluids | socket ] -> [ | burnedplayer | socket ] message ...oops... [> Phone | Vaginas ] -> [ Background | Vaginas ] Message Well, I hope it's set to "vibrate". [> Phone | Bums ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Stop it. You could lose your nice new phone up there for ever. [ > weeglass | face ] -> [ | badporn ] Message Putting your piss in a wine glass doesn't make it classy OR porn-suitable, mate. [ > weeglass | body ] -> [ | badporn ] Message Stop it! What have I told you about wee? [ > cumglass | face ] -> [ | porn ] Message That's elaborate, but I've looked it up in the rules and it's definitely hot. [ > face | cumglass ] -> [ | porn ] Message There you go, drink it all up. It's probably delicious! [ > cumglass | vagina ] -> [ | vagina ] Message I hope that's a shatterproof glass, or this is a no-go! [ > cumglass | bum ] -> [ | badporn ] Message I don't mean to be a killjoy but that just seems really dangerous, guys. [ > wineglass | faces ] -> [ | faces ] Message Delicious! [ > faces | wineglass ] -> [ faces | ] Message Full-bodied with overtones of raspberry. up down [ > phone | stuff ] -> [ phone | stuff ] Message Are you Instagramming that? left right [ > phone | stuff ] -> [ phone | stuff ] Message For a pornographer, your taste in things to photograph is pretty dull. [ > phone | face ] -> [ phone | face ] message Now you've got a picture to remember this day by for ever. [ > bums | phone ] -> [ bums | phone ] message Hello, who is that? Mum? Wait, no, I didn't call... oh sorry, butt dial. [ > face | phone ] -> [ face | phone ] message A telephone is not delicious. [ > dildo | socket ] -> [ dildo | socket ] Message You're lucky that dildo's made of rubber! [ > stuff | wineglass ] -> [ | wineglass ] [ > stuff | weeglass ] -> [ | weeglass ] [ > stuff | cumglass ] -> [ | cumglass ] ( rope ) [ trappedplayer6 ] -> [ player ] Message And you've RUINED the ropes as well. Let that be a lesson to you. [ trappedplayer5 ] -> [ trappedplayer6 ] [ trappedplayer4 ] -> [ trappedplayer5 ] [ trappedplayer3 ] -> [ trappedplayer4 ] [ trappedplayer2 ] -> [ trappedplayer3 ] [ trappedplayer ] -> [ trappedplayer2 ] Message Anyone would think you WANTED to be trapped. [ > player | ropes ] -> [ | < trappedplayer ] Message Oh come ON, we WARNED you about this. [ ropewarning ] [ ropewarning2 ] -> [ ropewarning2 ] [ ropewarning2 ] [ > player | ropewarning ] -> [ > player | ropewarning2 ] Message Watch out for that rope! It's very dangerous. up [ > stuff | ropes ] -> [ | mess ] Message Well you're never getting THAT tangle undone. down [ > stuff | ropes ] -> [ | mess ] Message You've made a right mess of that. up [ > stuff | ropes ] -> [ | mess ] Message Tangling inanimate objects up in rope is not sexy! Stop doing it! up [ > stuff | ropes ] -> [ | mess ] Message Well you've ruined both of them. I hope you're happy. [ > boobs | ropes ] -> [ | porn ] Message Nice! See, you CAN use ropes responsibly. You just have to be very careful. [ > penis | ropes ] -> [ | porn ] Message Hrrrrrm. Sure. [ > vaginas | ropes ] -> [ | porn ] Message We'll let you have that one, but be careful with this tying-up business... [ > bums | ropes ] -> [ | porn ] Message ...you're tying up a bum. Well, points for ingenuity at least. [ > hand | ropes ] -> [ | badporn ] Message Watch out there! You can't tie up people's HANDS, it might look like they can't get out! [ > fist | ropes ] -> [ | badporn ] Message No, don't tie up people's hands! Especially fists, it looks so aggressive :( (basic sex acts) up down [ > Cocks | Vaginas ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Great sexing! left right [ > Cocks | Vaginas ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Great sexing! up [ > Cocks | Faces ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Well done - shove it in that mouth! left [ > Cocks | Faces ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Classic sex, classic porn. down [ > Cocks | Faces ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Nothing fancy, but it's a good 'un. <3 right [ > Cocks | Faces ] -> [ | Porn ] Message You're doing so well! left [ > Vagina | Cocks ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Nice! right [ > Vagina | Cocks ] -> [ | Porn ] up [ > Vagina | Cocks ] -> [ | Porn ] Message You're really getting the hang of this. down [ > Vagina | Cocks ] -> [ | Porn ] [ > Cocks | Vaginas ] -> [ | Porn ] Message This qualifies as one of the best sex acts! You should be very proud of yourself. right [ > vagina | vagina ] -> [ vagina2 | vagina2 ] Message Ahhhh that's lovely :) left up down [ > vagina | vagina ] -> [ vagina2 | vagina2 ] down [ > vagina2 | vagina2 ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Some good old-fashioned sex, there. Delightful. left up right [ > vagina2 | vagina2 ] -> [ | porn ] (dildos) [ > vagina3 | dildo ] -> [ background | porn ] [ > vaginas | dildo ] -> [ vagina3 | dildo ] Message In and out... [ > dildo | vaginas ] -> [ background | strapon ] Message Stylish strapon you've got there! [ > dildo | face ] -> [ dildo | face ] Message I'm not sure about that. Might be less weird if someone was wearing the dildo. [ > strapon | face ] -> [ | porn ] Message Nice! (strapons) [ > strapon | vaginas ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Complicated but sexy! [ > strapon | bums ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Firm and gentle does it. [ > strapon | boobs ] -> [ strapon | boobs ] Message I don't understand why you'd do that, but whatever. [ > strapon | faces ] -> [ background | porn ] [ > vaginas | strapon ] -> [ background | porn ] [ > bums | strapon ] -> [ background | porn ] [ > body | strapon ] -> [ body | strapon ] [ > faces | strapon ] -> [ faces | strapon ] Message Sure, lick it! Not sure it's ever going to qualify as full-on points-winning porn, though. up down [ > dildo | bums ] -> [ background | porn ] Message Great prop use, buddy! Dildo points for you! left right [ > dildo | bums ] -> [ background | porn ] Message An accomplished wielder of the dildo. Awesome! [ > stuff | stuff | stuff | stuff ] -> [ stuff| stuff | stuff | stuff ] Message Well I guess now you can open a junk shop if the porn doesn't work out... (the hand's jobs) [ > Hand | Vagina ] -> [ Hand | Vagina2 ] Message Nice start! Keep going... [ > Hand | Vagina2 ] -> [ Hand | Vagina3 ] [ > Hand | Vagina3 ] -> [ Hand | Vagina4 ] [ > Hand | Vagina4 ] -> [ Hand | Vagina5 ] up [ > Hand | Vagina5 ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message That was easy! down [ > Hand | Vagina5 ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message You're so good at this! left [ > Hand | Vagina5 ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Orgasms for all! This is going to be the best porn ever. right [ > Hand | Vagina5 ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Lovely! A++ [ > Hand | Hand ] -> [ Hand | Hand ] Message You DO deserve a round of applause, you're quite right! left down [ > Fist | Fist ] -> [ Fist | Fist ] Message Fist-bumps for all! up right [ > Fist | Fist ] -> [ Fist | Fist ] (vaginas) [ > Vaginas | Bum ] -> [ Vaginas | Bum ] Message Is... is pushing a vagina into a bum sex? [ > Vaginas | Boob ] -> [ Vaginas | Boob ] Message What even is that, are you trying to trap a nipple with your vagina? (piss) [ > Urine | Cocks ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Don't WEE on someone's PENIS. Ewwww. [ > Urine | Vaginas ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Nope, nope, keep the urine AWAY from the vagina. [ > Urine | MaleEjaculation ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > Urine | FemaleEjaculation ] -> [ Background | Urine ] Message Sure, pool your disgusting fluids! [ > Urine | Face ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Do not WEE on a person's FACE. What is WRONG with you. [ > Urine | Hand ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NOPE. And I hope you're going to wash that hand. [ > Urine | Fist ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Stop that RIGHT NOW. Don't piss on body parts. How is that not clear? [ > Urine | Bums ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > Urine | Urine ] -> [ | Urine ] [ > Urine | Body ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > FemaleEjaculation | Body ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > FemaleEjaculation | MaleEjaculation ] -> [ | Badporn ] Message Careful! Don't get those womanly juices anywhere important! [ > MaleEjaculation | FemaleEjaculation ] -> [ | Porn ] Message SeXXXy! [ > Cocks | Urine ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message ...did you just did your cock in a urinal? [ > Vaginas | Urine ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Look, dipping your vulva in a vat of urine is an absurd logistical challenge and also not allowed, so stop it. [ > MaleEjaculation | Urine ] -> [ Background | Urine ] Message This is technically permitted but coming into a puddle of wee is pretty weird, mate. We'll be keeping an eye on you. [ > FemaleEjaculation | Urine ] -> [ Background | Urine ] Message Female ejaculate is basically just urine anyway, right? So, sure! No harm, no foul! [ > Face | Urine ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO. THIS IS NOT AN APPLE-BOBBING CONVENTION. [ > Hand | Urine ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Are you a doctor? Is this medically necessary? No? Then wash your hands and step away from the piss. [ > Fist | Urine ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Don't punch the vat of urine, it's gross and you'll get it everywhere. [ > Bum | Urine ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] (complicated things with glasses) [ > urine | wineglass ] -> [ | weeglass ] [ > femaleejaculation | wineglass ] -> [ | weeglass ] [ > maleejaculation | wineglass ] -> [ | cumglass ] [ > urine | cumglass ] -> [ | weeglass ] [ > femaleejaculation | cumglass ] -> [ | weeglass ] [ > maleejaculation | weeglass ] -> [ | cumglass ] (boobs) [ > Boobs | Cocks ] -> [ Boobs | Cocks ] Message Sure, mash your breast into that penis! [ > Boobs | Vaginas ] -> [ Boobs | Vagina ] Message This is confusing but sexy. Go for it! [ > Boobs | MaleEjaculation ] -> [ Boob | MaleEjaculation ] Message Go on, rub it around everywhere. We looked it up and basically anything to do with cum is permitted AND sexy. [ > Boobs | Face ] -> [ Boobs | Face ] Message Ahhh, lovely. [ > Boobs | Hand ] -> [ Boobs | Hand ] Message Not bad! [ > Boobs | Bum ] -> [ Boobs | Bum ] Message This is... probably fun! [ > Vaginas | Boobs ] -> [ Vaginas | Boob ] [ > MaleEjaculation | Boobs ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message So much cum! A terrible mess, but pretty sexy. [ > MaleEjaculation | Face ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Just look at that cum, it's everywhere! Glorious. [ > Face | Boobs ] -> [ Face | Boobs ] Message BURY YOUR HEAD. NUZZLE! NUZZLE! [ > Boobs | Face | Boobs ] -> [ Boobs | Face | Boobs ] Message So soft and comforting... [ > Fist | Boobs ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > Bum | Boobs ] -> [ Bum | Boobs ] Message I don't even know what you're doing. [ Boobs | Boobs | BoobS | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] -> [ Background | Background | Background | Boobularity | Background | Background | Background ] Message ...oops. I guess the boob density got too great and we had a boob gravitational collapse... [ > Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] -> [ Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] Message We're approaching boob singularity! [ > Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] -> [ Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] Message YES, this is GREAT. MORE! MORE! [ > Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] -> [ Boobs | Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] Message DON'T STOP BOOBING [ > Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] -> [ Boobs | Boobs | Boobs ] Message Boobs for everyone! [ > Boobs | Boobs ] -> [ Boobs | Boobs ] Message One boob, two boobs! The more the merrier! Line 'em up! (kissing) right [ > Faces | Faces ] -> [ Sidefaceleft | Sidefaceright ] Message How romantic! left [ > Faces | Faces ] -> [ Sidefaceright | Sidefaceleft ] Message This is CLASSY porn, y'know, with kissing and all. up [ > Faces | Faces ] -> [ Sidefaceup | Sidefacedown ] Message SPIDERMAN KISS down [ > Faces | Faces ] -> [ Sidefacedown | Sidefaceup ] Message [ > Bums | Outdoors ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Not in public! Have a little consideration! up down [ > Cocks | Bums ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Anal is a top three sex! WELL DONE. left [ > Cocks | Bums ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Going for the bum again, I see! right [ > Cocks | Bums ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Ah, anal sex, the pizza of pornography. [ > Bums | Cocks ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Both sexy and admirably gentle. [ > Hand | Outdoors ] -> [ > Hand | > Outdoors ] [ > Vaginas | Outdoors ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > Cocks | Outdoors ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > MaleEjaculation | Outdoors ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > FemaleEjaculation | Outdoors ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] [ > Urine | Outdoors ] -> [ | Outdoors ] Message Hmmm, can't say I approve but I guess it'll seep into the ground. [ > Vaginas | Path ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Don't film in public! What's wrong with you? [ > Cocks | Path ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Come on, at least get dressed first. [ > MaleEjaculation | Path ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NOPE. Not outdoors. [ > FemaleEjaculation | Path ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message Female ejaculation is dodgy at the best of times, let along outside where everyone can see! Have some self-respect. [ > Urine | Path | Path | Path ] -> [ > Urine | Path | Path | Path ] Message People walk there! Don't be disgusting. [ > Outdoors | Faces | Faces ] -> [ Outdoors | Faces | Faces ] Message Making out in public! Nice! As long as it doesn't turn into anything saucier... (smacks and slaps) up down [ > Hand | Bum ] -> [ Hand | Pinkbum ] Message Again! Again! More spanking! left right [ > Hand | Bum ] -> [ Hand | Pinkbum ] Message More! Keep going! [ > Hand | Pinkbums ] -> [Hand | Redbum ] Message This is so acceptably sexy! More! Harder! [ > Hand | Redbums ] -> [Hand | Bruisedbum ] Message Hmmm, steady on there... [ > Hand | Bruisedbums ] -> [Background | Badporn ] Message No, that is TOO MUCH SPANKING :( [> Hand | SlappedFaces ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO HITTING. [ > Hand | Faces ] -> [ Hand | SlappedFace ] Message ...careful, there. [> Faces | Hand ] -> [ Face | Hand ] Message I guess you're... nuzzling that hand? Sure. Cute. [ > Hand | Boob ] -> [ Hand | Boob2 ] Message This is FINE. You're just squeezing, right? No slapping, remember. [ > Hand | Boob2 ] -> [ Hand | Pinkboob4 ] Message NO SLAPPING. [ > Hand | Pinkboob ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO. [ > Hand | Pinkboob2 ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO. [ > Hand | Pinkboob3 ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO. [ > Hand | Pinkboob4 ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO. (fisting and punching) [> Fist | Faces ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message we have TALKED about this, you may only hit people in UNSEXY CONTEXTS [ > Fist | Vaginas ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO FISTING PAST THE FINAL KNUCKLE. [ > Fist | Bums ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO FISTING PAST THE FINAL KNUCKLE. [ > Body | Fist ] -> [ Body | Fist ] (remaining penises) [ > PenisA | PenisA ] -> [ PenisB | PenisB ] [ > PenisB | PenisB ] -> [ PenisC | PenisC ] [ > PenisC | PenisC ] -> [ PenisD | PenisD ] [ > PenisD | PenisD ] -> [ PenisE | PenisE ] [ > PenisE | PenisE ] -> [ | Porn ] [ > Cocks | Cocks ] -> [ PenisA | PenisA ] Message Nothin' wrong with a bit of gentle rubbing. Keep at it! [ > hand | penis ] -> [ hand | penis3 ] Message Keep going! Again! [ > hand | penis2 ] -> [ hand | penis5 ] Message Faster! [ > hand | penis3 ] -> [ hand | penis5 ] Message Faster! [ > hand | penis4 ] -> [ hand | penis7 ] Message That's it... [ > hand | penis5 ] -> [ hand | penis7 ] Message That's it... [ > hand | penis6 ] -> [ hand | penis9 ] Message So close... [ > hand | penis7 ] -> [ hand | penis9 ] Message So close... [ > hand | penis8 ] -> [ hand | penis10 ] [ > hand | penis9 ] -> [ background | maleejaculation ] Message OH MY GOD [ > hand | penis10 ] -> [ background | maleejaculation ] Message OH MY GOD [ > Cocks | Hand ] -> [ Background | MaleEjaculation ] Message Admirably efficient, friend. right [ > Faces | Vagina ] -> [ sidefaceleft | Vagina2 ] Message Lick away! Lick with every inch of your being! left [ > Faces | Vagina ] -> [ sidefaceright | Vagina2 ] Message So nice! Do it again! up [ > faces | vagina ] -> [ sidefaceup | Vagina2 ] Message Keep going! More! down [ > faces | vagina ] -> [ sidefacedown | Vagina2 ] Message Aaaaaa such a great tongue, don't stop using it now... [ > Faces | Vagina2 ] -> [ Faces | Vagina3 ] [ > Faces | Vagina3 ] -> [ Faces | Vagina4 ] [ > Faces | Vaginas ] -> [ | Porn ] [ > Faces | MaleEjaculation ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Yeah go on then, lick it all up. [ > Fist | Bum ] -> [ Background | Badporn ] Message NO FISTING. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN. [ > penis | boobs ] -> [ penis | boobs ] Message Sorry, I think you need more boobs for that to work. [ > boobs | penis | boobs ] -> [ boobs | maleejaculation | boobs ] Message Ah, you're so ingenious! [ > penis | boobs | boobs ] -> [ porn | | ] Message Great multi-body-part porn [ > penis | body ] -> [ penis | body ] Message Ah come on, pick a better body part to put 'er on than THAT. [ > penis | stuff ] -> [ penis | stuff ] Message ...well I hope YOU enjoyed that, because it's not gonna make good porn, mate. [ > stuff | penis ] -> [ stuff | penis ] Message "Weird Objects On A Penis" might make a great tumblr, but it's not gonna sell a video. Sorry. ( slaps fade ) [ slappedface3 ] -> [ face ] [ slappedface2 ] -> [ slappedface3 ] [ slappedface ] -> [ slappedface2 ] [ pinkbum2 ] -> [ bum ] [ pinkbum ] -> [ pinkbum2 ] [ redbum2 ] -> [ pinkbum ] [ redbum ] -> [ redbum2 ] [ bruisedbum2 ] -> [ redbum ] [ bruisedbum ] -> [ bruisedbum2 ] [ pinkboob2 ] -> [ boob ] [ Pinkboob3 ] -> [ pinkboob2 ] [ pinkboob4 ] -> [ pinkboob3 ] (erections too) [ penis2 ] -> [ penis ] [ penis3 ] -> [ penis2 ] [ penis4 ] -> [ penis3 ] [ penis5 ] -> [ penis4 ] [ penis6 ] -> [ penis5 ] [ penis7 ] -> [ penis6 ] [ penis8 ] -> [ penis7 ] [ penis9 ] -> [ penis8 ] [ penis10 ] -> [ penis9 ] ( faces and body parts ) right [ > Faces | Bums ] -> [ Sidefaceleft | Bums ] left [ > Faces | Bums ] -> [ Sidefaceright | Bums ] up [ > sidefaceup2 | Bums ] -> [ | Porn ] Message Super-good porning, everyone! up [ > Faces | Bums ] -> [ Sidefaceup2 | Bums ] Message As long as everyone's washed, this is A-OK with me! Don't give up! Stick that tongue up there again! down [ > Faces | Bums ] -> [ Sidefacedown | Bums ] right [ > Faces | Boobs ] -> [ Sidefaceleft | Boobs ] left [ > Faces | Boobs ] -> [ Sidefaceright | Boobs ] up [ > Faces | Boobs ] -> [ Sidefaceup | Boobs ] down [ > Faces | Boobs ] -> [ Sidefacedown | Boobs ] [ > boobs | faces | boobs ] -> [ boobs | faces | boobs ] Message mmmmmmmm right [ > Faces | Cocks ] -> [ Sidefaceleft | Cocks ] left [ > Faces | Cocks ] -> [ Sidefaceright | Cocks ] up [ > Faces | Cocks ] -> [ Sidefaceup | Cocks ] Message Ball-licking! Excellent work there. down [ > Faces | Cocks ] -> [ Sidefacedown | Cocks ] Message Lovely. [ > Sidefacedown | Cocks ] -> [ Background | Porn ] Message Good lord, she swallowed it all! (intro level) right [ > player | housewalltop ] -> [ player | housewalltop ] Message A sturdy studio with no windows - perfect for private filming. left [ > player | housewalltop ] -> [ player | housewalltop ] Message Nobody's going to wander in here by accident. right [ > player | housewallbottom ] -> [ player | housewallbottom ] Message You've got the studio for a few hours. Better get filming! left [ > player | housewallbottom ] -> [ player | housewallbottom ] Message Yep, solid building there. [ flowertrigger ] [> player | flowers ] -> [flowertrigger2] [ player | flowers ] Message Watch out for the flowers! [ flowertrigger2 ] [> player | flowers ] -> [ ] [ player | flowers ] Message If you can't even follow the rules about treading on flowers, how do you expect to follow the rules about making porn? [ > player | pathmessage1 ] -> [ > player | path ] Message Sure, there are some new laws about what you can film, but they'll help you keep the porn SEXY instead of WEIRD. [ > player | pathmessage2 ] -> [ > player | path ] Message It's a shame to go inside on such a sunny day, but the satisfaction of other people's orgasms makes the job worth it. [ outdoortarget ] [ > player | door ] -> [ outdoors ] [ > player | door ] (explanations) [ > player | intro ] -> [ > player | background ] Message Each time you do something sufficiently sexy, the Scoring Penis will grow! Get it all the way up to the top to move to the next level... [ > player | intro2 ] -> [ > player | background ] Message Watch out - if you do something that breaks the new laws, then the Scoring Penis will deflate! Breaking the rules isn't sexy :( [ > player | intro3 ] -> [ > player | background ] Message Remember that a FLAT HAND is different to a FIST... [ > player | intro4 ] -> [ > player | background ] Message Look at all that! And you can shove whatever you want wherever you want it! As long as it doesn't violate the laws put in place for the protection of your own sexiness, of course. [ > player | outdoormessage1 ] -> [ > player | outdoors ] Message It's nice to be outside, but this porn won't film itself. [ > player | outdoormessage2 ] -> [ > player | outdoors ] Message A bit of fresh air is great for inspiration! You'll make even better porn now! [ > player | outdoormessage3 ] -> [ > player | outdoors ] Message Well, you've stretched your legs - must be time to stretch someone else's vagina! ( cum, wanking, penises otherwise unaddressed ) [ > maleejaculation | bums ] -> [ | porn ] Message Awesome! [ > maleejaculation | vaginas ] -> [ | porn ] Message Sweet! up down [ > maleejaculation | faces ] -> [ | porn ] Message Aim for a good spread! left right [ > maleejaculation | faces ] -> [ | porn ] Message Bullseye! [ > maleejaculation | body ] -> [ maleejaculation | body ] Message Pretty hot! Though not in our official list of porn acts, soz. [ > penis | fist ] -> [ | maleejaculation ] Message You don't mess around when it comes to a quick wank! [ > fist | penis ] -> [ | maleejaculation ] Message Grab 'n' go, it's the way to do it! ( cockopalypse ) [ maleejaculation | maleejaculation | maleejaculation | maleejaculation ] -> [ killercock | killercock | killercock | killercock ] Message OH NO IT'S GONE TOO FAR, IT'S THE COCKOPALYPSE :0 :0 :0 [ > maleejaculation | maleejaculation | maleejaculation ] -> [ maleejaculation | maleejaculation | maleejaculation ] Message This is great! The more ejaculations the better! Nothing could possibly go wrong with this! [ > maleejaculation | maleejaculation ] -> [ maleejaculation | maleejaculation ] Message Brilliant! Line up the cocks! [ killercum2 ] -> [ killercum3 ] [ killercum1 ] -> [ killercum2 ] [ | killercum3 ] -> [ killercum1 | killercum3 ] [ | killercum2 ] -> [ killercum1 | killercum2 ] [ | killercock ] -> [ killercum1 | killercock ] [ killercock | ] -> [ killercock | killercum1 ] (tutefluids) [ femaleejaculation ] [ tutefemaleejaculation ] -> [ femaleejaculation ] [ femaleejaculation] [ maleejaculation ] [ tutemaleejaculation ] -> [ maleejaculation ] [ maleejaculation ] [ urine ] [ tuteurine ] -> [ urine ] [ urine ] [ > player | tuteurine ] -> [ > player | urine ] Message Hmmm, I hope you know what you're doing with that wee. [ > player | tutemaleejaculation ] -> [ > player | maleejaculation ] Message A nice big ejaculating penis - a key part of almost any porn! [ > player | tutefemaleejaculation ] -> [ > player | femaleejaculation ] Message Hmmm, careful with the ejaculating vagina - nobody REALLY even knows what that liquid is. It could be wee! It could be acid! It could be molten lava for all we know! [ > wineglass | fluids ] -> [ wineglass | fluids ] Message This isn't Celebrity Masterchef, friend. [ > fluids | rope ] -> [ | rope ] Message Well that was a puzzling decision, but you have some soaking wet rope now, I guess? [ > phone | body ] -> [ > phone | body ] message SNAPCHAT! [ > bums | bums ] -> [ bums | bums ] message Four buttocks! [ > bums | bums | bums ] -> [ bums | bums | bums ] message Six buttocks! [ > bums | bums | bums| bums ] -> [ bums | bums | bums | bums ] message Nine buttocks! No, wait, that can't be right, give me a sec... Eight buttocks! [ > bums | bums | bums | bums| bums ] -> [ bums | bums | bums | bums | bums ] message Ten buttocks! I feel like you might have reached the point of diminishing returns on the buttocks front. ============== WINCONDITIONS ============== No Target no outdoortarget ======= LEVELS ======= Message Time for another "hard" day at the porn factory!! ZJJ,NNNNNNNNN,JJJ J,,,KKKKGKKKK,,,, J,,,,,,JRJ,,,,,,, J,,,,,,JRJJJ,,,,, ,,,,,,,JDRRRJ,,,, ,,,8,,,,JJJCRJ,,J ,,,,,,,,,,JJRJ,,J ,,,JJ,,,,,,,RJ*,J ",,,JJ,,,,,,R,,,, Message First things first: you've got three penises to deal with. See if you can find somewhere to put them all! #eQe##I#T#9#Y#£#&# #eee#............. #eee#......P...... #e+e#...P.....P... #e!e#......[...... #e!e#######*###### #123#,,,,J,R,,,,,, Message Next, let's look at all these breasts - we'd better do something with 'em! Maybe cover them with something sexy? #eQe#..O...OO...O. #eee#..O.O..O..O.. #e+e#............. #e!e#.I..%...}..{. #e!e#............. #e!e#.Y..%...}..{. #e!e#......]...... #e!e#######*###### #123#,,,,J,R,,,,,, Message This is going great! Next let's check up on your "hand"-yman skills... #eQe#.....B.B..... #eee#.0.P.....A.A. #eee#.....5.5..... #eee#.O.4..5..5.P. #e+e#............. #e!e#..5..4.4..5.. #e!e#......-...... #e!e#######*###### #e!e#,,,,J,R,,,,,, #123#,,S,,,R,J,J,, Message Now that you know most of the body parts... it must be time to try out the props! #eQe#............. #eee#.0..T...7..5. #eee#......M.$.... #e+e#.B..I..$L$.A. #e!e#......F.$.... #e!e#.O..Y...4..P. #e!e#............. #e!e#######*###### #e!e#,,,,J,R,,,,,, #123#,,S,,,R,J,J,, Message AMAZING. This porn is gonna be so hot. Now it's time for the final shoot... #eQe#.....A.O...P.B..... #eee#.M.5..I..T..B..A.P. #eee#..U.....5.P.....A.. #eee#.0.O..M..F..4..0.5. #eee#..I..L.......P..O.. #eee#.A.U..7..O..P..0.T. #eee#..7.....4.5.....B.. #eee#.P.Y..P..B..0..O.I. #e+e#........._......... #e!e##########*######### #e!e#,,,,,,,J,R,,,,,,,,, #e!e#,,,W,,,,,R,J,J,,,,, #123#,,,,,,,,JRRRRJ,,,,, Message Congratulations! Your porn is both mega-hot AND compliant with new legislation. And after all, there's nothing sexier than the law.