peon-saying/index.js

Generate a random peon string that a peon would say from the Warcraft series.

let peonSayings = [
    // Warcraft II.
    "Ready to serve.",
    "Yes?",
    "My lord?",
    "What is it?",
    "Hello.",
    "Okay.",
    "Right.",
    "Alright.",
    "Yes me lord!",
    // "Job's done.",
    "You're the king? I didn't vote for ya!",
    "Oh, what?",
    "Y—uh-huh.",
    "Now what?",
    "More work?",
    "Leave me alone!",
    "I don't want to do that!",
    "I'm not listening.",
    "For the Alliance!",

    // Warcraft III.
    "I can do that.",
    "Be happy to.",
    "Something me doing?",
    "What you want?",
    "Work work.",
    "Okey dokie.",
    "Ready to work.",
    "Hmmmm?",
    "I'll try.",
    "Whaaaaat?!",
    "I'm busy! Leave me alone!",
    "Right-o.",
    "I guess I can.",
    "Off I go then.",

    // Mine.
    "If you insist.",
    "Help! I'm trapped in a database and I can't get out!",
    "What kind of database do you think we are?",
];

exports.printMsg = function() {
	console.log("hi");
}

exports.random = function() {
	return peonSayings[Math.floor(Math.random()*peonSayings.length)];
}