npm-ai-console/index.js

A funny AI-powered console logger with sarcastic, hype, and confused modes

// index.js

const MODES = {
  sarcastic: [
    "Oh wow, you logged that? Groundbreaking.",
    "Next you'll tell me the sky is blue.",
    "Did you even test this? I doubt it.",
    "I'm a sophisticated AI, but this is just sad.",
    "Congratulations on logging something useless."
  ],
  hype: [
    "You're killing it! Keep those logs coming!",
    "Build succeeded! You rock!",
    "That's some grade-A coding right there.",
    "You're on fire 🔥 Keep pushing!",
    "All systems GO! Let's crush it!"
  ],
  confused: [
    "Umm... what was that again?",
    "I'm not sure I understand, but sure!",
    "Can you say that again, human?",
    "Is this a log or a cry for help?",
    "🤖... beep boop... lost in translation..."
  ]
};

const MEMES = [
  "This is fine. 🐶🔥",
  "I’m not a robot 🤖",
  "Keep calm and code on.",
  "404: Motivation not found.",
  "To code or not to code, that is the question."
];

let currentMode = "sarcastic";

function getRandomItem(arr) {
  return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)];
}

function aiLog(...args) {
  // Log original messages
  console.log(...args);

  // Random chance to throw a meme (20%)
  if (Math.random() < 0.2) {
    console.log("AI meme says:", getRandomItem(MEMES));
  }

  // AI comment based on mode
  const comment = getRandomItem(MODES[currentMode]);
  console.log("AI says:", comment);
}

function setMode(mode) {
  if (!MODES[mode]) {
    console.warn(`Mode "${mode}" not found. Available modes: ${Object.keys(MODES).join(", ")}`);
    return;
  }
  currentMode = mode;
}

module.exports = { aiLog, setMode };