nautanki-js-test/messages.js

Filmy error handler for Node.js, Express, and Browser. Adds Bollywood-level drama to your crashes!

// messages.js
const dramaMessages = [
   // Bollywood masala
    "👉 'Mogambo khush nahi hua!' — Error tumhari wajah se aaya hai. 💥",
    "😒 'Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare bug lagte hain, naam hai Error!'",
    "😂 'Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost… aur bug bhi!'",
    "🙄 'Babu bhaiya ka calculator bhi isse solve nahi karega!'",
    "🤡 'Arre oh Samba! Kitne bug the code mein?'",
    "🔥 'Yeh bug mujhe de de Thakur!'",
    "👀 'Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, bug ko fix karna namumkin hai!'",
    "💀 'Pushpa, error jhukega nahi!'",
    "📢 'Jaa Simran, jee le apne bugs ke saath!'",
    "🥲 'Tumse na ho payega…' (compiler version).",

    // Bollywood dialogues
    "💔 'Kabhi kabhi lagta hai error hi bhagwan hai!'",
    "😭 'Mere paas compiler hai, debugger hai, par error nahi jaa raha!'",
    "😱 'Zindagi mein teen cheezein kabhi underestimate mat karna — bugs, bugs, aur bugs!'",
    "🎭 'Aaj mere paas stack trace hai, error logs hai, par sukoon nahi hai!'",
    "🤣 'Bhai ne bola karne ka matlab karne ka, par bug ne bola rukne ka!'",

    // Meme / parody lines
    "🍿 'So ja beta, raat bhar ye bug fix nahi hoga!'",
    "🚬 'Ek machis aur ek bug… dono phailane ke liye ek hi spark kaafi hai.'",
    "🥵 'Yeh dosti hum nahi todenge… error aur developer ki!'",
    "👻 'Main bug bol raha hoon… main tumhare code ke andar se bol raha hoon!'",
    "🎤 'All is well… except your code.'",
];

export { dramaMessages };