mrnodebot/scripts/fsociety/people.js

Your Friendly NodeJS IRC Bot

const scriptInfo = {
    name: 'FSociety Peoples',
    desc: 'Commands for certain #fsociety members',
    createdBy: 'IronY',
};
const _ = require('lodash');
const c = require('irc-colors');
const xray = require('x-ray')();
const Models = require('funsociety-bookshelf-model-loader');
const excuse = require('../generators/_simpleExcuse');
const logger = require('../../lib/logger');

module.exports = (app) => {
    // Check Jeeks Website to make sure he is still alive
    app.Commands.set('jeek', {
        desc: 'Is Jeek Alive?',
        access: app.Config.accessLevels.identified,
        call: (to, from, text, message) =>
            // Get an array of H1 Elements from jeeks alive site
            xray('http://ishealive.jeek.net', ['h1'])((err, results) => {
                if (err || !results || !results[1]) {
                    app.say(to, 'Something went wrong finding out if jeek is alive');
                    return;
                }
                // If he is in the channel
                if (app._ircClient.isInChannel(to, 'jeek')) app.action(to, 'points to jeek');
                app.say(to, `Is Jeek Alive? ${results[1]}`);
            }),
    });

    // Report an image of our lord and savour, RaptorJesus
    app.Commands.set('RaptorJesus', {
        desc: 'Get a pic of RaptorJesus',
        access: app.Config.accessLevels.identified,
        call: (to, from, text, message) => {
            // If he is in the channel
            if (app._ircClient.isInChannel(to, 'RaptorJesus')) app.action(to, 'prays to RaptorJesus');
            // Report back to IRC
            app.say(to, 'Our Lord and Saviour: http://i.imgur.com/E1fQQdr.png');
        },
    });

    // Report an image of our lord and savour, RaptorJesus
    app.Commands.set('eagle-excuse', {
        desc: 'Get a random excuse, DIY excuse style',
        access: app.Config.accessLevels.identified,
        call: (to, from, text, message) => {
            // Report back to IRC
            excuse().then(excuses => app.say(to, _.first(excuses)));
        },
    });

    // Show a very attractive wheel barrowa
    app.Commands.set('redwheelbarrow', {
        desc: 'Show a Red Wheelbarrow',
        access: app.Config.accessLevels.admin,
        call: (to, from, text, message) => _.each([
            '                                   _______',
            '      ___________________________.\'.------`',
            '     \'---------------------------.\'',
            '       `.       #FSOCIETY      .\'',
            '     .-//`.                  .\'',
            '  .\' .//.\'/`================\'',
            ' =[=:====:=]=           \\||',
            '  \'. `--\' .\'             \_|',
            '    `-  -\'',
        ], line => app.say(to, c.red(line))),
    });

    // Everything past this point requires the database
    if (!Models.Logging) return scriptInfo;
    // /

    return scriptInfo;
};