modusifier/index.js

A joke package that makes your text as if it were spoken by Modus from Fallout 76.

module.exports = function modusify(string = 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog') {
    if (typeof string !== "string") throw new TypeError("String required! Received: " + typeof string);
    string = string.split(' ');
    const times = Math.round((Math.random() * (Math.ceil(string.length/5) - 1) + 1));
    for (i=0;i<times;i++) {
        const j = Math.floor(Math.random() * string.length);
        string.splice(j, 0, '...');
    }
    const re =  / \.\.\./g
    string = string.join(' ').toString().replace(re,'...');
    if (string.startsWith('... ')) {
        return string.replace('... ','')
    } else {
        return string
    }
};