markov-typescript

[ "I'll be back.", "You talking to me?", "May the Force be with you.", "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.", "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.", "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.", "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.", "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.", "Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.", "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.", "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.", "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!", "If you are going through hell, keep going.", "E.T. phone home.", "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.", "He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.", "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.", "I want to be alone.", "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.", "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.", "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "I see dead people.", "I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.", "They call me Mister Tibbs!", "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.", "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!", "There are no facts, only interpretations.", "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.", "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.", "If a man does his best, what else is there?", "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.", "Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.", "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!", "You're gonna need a bigger boat.", "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "If you build it, he will come.", "We'll always have Paris.", "But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.", "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.", "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.", "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.", "You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.", "An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.", "I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.", "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "I feel the need - the need for speed!", "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.", "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "Well, nobody's perfect.", "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.", "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.", "The stuff that dreams are made of.", "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.", "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.", "We have art to save ourselves from the truth.", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning.", "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.", "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.", "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.", "You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.", "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.", "Black holes are where God divided by zero.", "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.", "I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.", "Give me a museum and I'll fill it.", "Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.", "Here's looking at you, kid.", "Open the pod bay doors, HAL.", "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?", "Say hello to my little friend!", "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.", "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.", "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.", "Round up the usual suspects.", "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.", "Go ahead, make my day.", "Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.", "A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.", "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.", "There's no crying in baseball!", "What we've got here is failure to communicate.", "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.", "There's no place like home.", "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.", "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.", "The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.", "I am big! It's the pictures that got small.", "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.", "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.", "A martini. Shaken, not stirred.", "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.", "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.", "I have nothing to declare except my genius.", "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.", "Dancing is silent poetry.", "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.", "Elementary, my dear Watson.", "Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.", "You can't handle the truth!", "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.", "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.", "We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.", "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' the pig was 'committed'.", "Houston, we have a problem.", "Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.", "His ignorance is encyclopedic", "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!", "I'll have what she's having.", "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.", "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.", "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, g", "Hasta la vista, baby.", "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.", "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.", "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.", "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.", "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.", "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.", "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.", "Political correctness is tyranny with manners.", "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.", "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!", "Love means never having to say you're sorry.", "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'", "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.", "A boy's best friend is his mother.", "Soylent Green is people!", "Nobody puts Baby in a corner.", "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.", "The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.", "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.", "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.", "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.", "Show me the money!", "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.", "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.", "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.", "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.", "I'm king of the world!", "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.", "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.", "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.", "Bond. James Bond.", "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.", "Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.", "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.", "At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.", "My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.", "It's very easy to feel someone's pain when you love them.", "That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.", "I don't think there is a proper way to celebrate something which makes you happy.", "Repression is not the way to virtue. When people restrain themselves out of fear, their lives are by necessity diminished. Only through freely chosen discipline can life be enjoyed and still kept within the bounds of reason.", "Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.", "There's some things that people don't admit because they don't like the way it sounds.", "Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.", "Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.", "What we're all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection.", "Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money. It lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.", "If you were to go [to the Rijksmuseum], and hopefully someday you will, you would see a lot of paintings of dead people. You'd see Jesus on the cross, and you'd see a dude getting stabbed in the neck, and you'd see people dying at sea and in battle and a parade of martyrs. But Not. One. Single. Cancer. Kid. Nobody biting it from the plague or smallpox or yellow fever or whatever, because there is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.", "A poem is never finished, only abandoned.", "Fall seven times, stand up eight.", "He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays - cynical, but hopeful.", "A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.", "I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.", "Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.", "[Spring is] when life's alive in everything.", "The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.", "If you observe a really happy man, you will find... that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four crowded hours each day.", "The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.", "There must be a limit to the mistakes one person can make, and when I get to the end of them, then I'll be through with them. That's a very comforting thought.", "Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.", "It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.", "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.", "Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.", "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.", "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.", "I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!", "Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.", "Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.", "Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.", "Act as if it were impossible to fail.", "Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.", "There comes a point in life when you realize everything you know about yourself, it's all just conditioning. It's the rare man who truly know who he is.", "The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.", "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.", "If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.", "The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.", "Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.", "Love can be sordid only if you work at it.", "No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.", "Exercise is medicine. Literally. Just like a pill, it reliably changes brain function by altering the activity of key brain chemicals and hormones.", "[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.", "In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.", "While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?", "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.", "When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win.", "Acting like someone you're not is exactly what it takes to realize you're capable of more than you ever knew.", "The important thing is not to stop questioning.", "Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it \"the first law of personal growth.\"", "You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.", "Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.", "Your best shot at happiness, self-worth and personal satisfaction - the things that constitute real success - is not in earning as much as you can but in performing as well as you can something that you consider worthwhile.", "It's not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed, it is the things we do not.", "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.", "I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.", "A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.", "MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.", "Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history. The great debates of the past, all stirred great passions. They all made somebody angry, and at least once led to a terrible war. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth.", "There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.", "Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence.", "Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.", "He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.", "You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.", "The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.", "Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.", "I know just how frustrating it can be when you're tired and exhausted, but you still want to draw something.", "Never answer a critic, unless he's right.", "True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.", "Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have.", "It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.", "Put up with it and you will get more of it.", "I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.", "When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.", "Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.", "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.", "Make your bargain before beginning to plow.", "I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.", "How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!", "The best way out is always through.", "We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already. We have the power to imagine better.", "When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.", "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.", "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.", "It was the misfortune of poetry to be seldom safely enjoyed by those who enjoyed it completely; and that the strong feelings which alone could estimate it truly were the very feelings which ought to taste it but sparingly.", "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.", "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.", "The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.", "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.", "Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.", "Nature has been for me, for as long as I remember, a source of solace, inspiration, adventure, and delight; a home, a teacher, a companion.", "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.", "Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof.", "There's such a difference between saying a thing yourself and hearing other people say it. You may know a thing is so, but you can't help hoping other people don't quite think it is.", "A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman.", "We buy our way out of jail but we can't buy freedom, We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need them, Things we buy to cover up what's inside.", "Art suffers the moment other people start paying for it. The more you need the money, the more people will tell you what to do. The less control you will have. The more bullshit you will have to swallow. The less joy it will bring. Know this and plan accordingly.", "I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.", "A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.", "Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.", "You're probably on the right track if you feel like a sidewalk worm during a rainstorm.", "Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.", "Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.", "I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.", "It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.", "Good food ends with good talk.", "Men seek but one thing in life - their pleasure.", "Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.", "Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.", "Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.", "What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.", "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.", "I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.", "Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.", "Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.", "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.", "Age is no guarantee of maturity.", "The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers.", "Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.", "We've always been here and we'll always be here. We are a specific arrangement of particles and this instant is infinite. Did we luck out, or didn't we? The odds against this sentence having ever being typed, much less the odds against you reading it were inconceivable. Smile, because the fact that you're able to is almost impossible to comprehend.", "My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.", "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.", "It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.", "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.", "Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.", "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.", "Ruminating about the past is like trying to drive backward to undo a car accident.", "Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.", "We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it.", "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.", "The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.", "People will buy anything that is one to a customer.", "You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.", "Parents are never as bad as kids think they are.", "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.", "Aspiring to a small business that does what it does very well is a noble pursuit.", "Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.", "The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.", "Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.", "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.", "Achievable goals are the first step to self improvement.", "There's only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn't give you a chance there is nothing you can do.", "It's delightful to have ambitions. I'm so glad I have such a lot. And there never seems to be any end to them—that's the best of it. Just as soon as you attain to one ambition you see another one glittering higher up still. It does make life so interesting.", "When anger rises, think of the consequences.", "I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.", "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ", "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.", "It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.", "The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.", "God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.", "A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.", "The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.", "It's not about vein' mad at everything. It's about bein' REALLY mad at the right stuff.", "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.", "No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.", "When someone wants to lose weight, they will do whatever it takes. They can’t do it for anyone else but themselves. It has to be for them alone. Without that understanding, they will fail.", "Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.", "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.", "Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.", "Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.", "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.", "But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling as if a door has opened, and it's all because of that instrument, that incredible, magical instrument.", "Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.", "I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.", "The first duty of love is to listen.", "Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.", "I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.", "When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.", "It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.", "A well-informed mind is the best security against the contagion of folly and of vice. The vacant mind is ever on the watch for relief, and ready to plunge into error, to escape from the languor of idleness.", "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.", "There isn’t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a few hours in conversation with people you respect and love. You have to carve this time out of your life because you aren’t really living without it.", "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.", "Walking is man's best medicine.", "Touch your customer, and you're halfway there.", "I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.", "I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.", "Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.", "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.", "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.", "My success has depended wholly on putting things over on people, so I'm not sure that I'm that great a role model. I am, however, an expert on pretending to be an expert on pretending to be an expert.", "It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.", "I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.", "Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.", "The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.", "Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.", "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.", "When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.", "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.", "Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.", "Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.", "You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.", "There's no praise to beat the sort you can put in your pocket.", "Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.", "Joy is not in things; it is in us.", "Mothers may still want their sons to grow up to be President, but according to a famous Gallup poll of some years ago, some 73 percent do not want them to become politicians in the process.", "Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.", "Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.", "Science arose from poetry--when times change the two can meet again on a higher level as friends.", "Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.", "The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.", "Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.", "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.", "It is better to be quotable than to be honest.", "The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.", "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.", "You pile up enough tomorrows and you'll be left with nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering.", "Life is like getting dropped off in the middle of the woods, and then year by year, gradually walking home.", "No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.", "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.", "Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it.", "Many people despise wealth, but few know how to give it away.", "Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.", "We find it hard to believe that other people's thoughts as our own, but they probably are.", "Once you've learned to study in a bathing suit on the grass with muscled men throwing frisbees over your head, you can accomplish almost anything.", "Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.", "It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy.", "Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.", "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.", "Isn't it fascinating how long a few minutes seem when you are completely alone with not a familiar face in sight?", "Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.", "Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.", "She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.", "The particular human chain we're part of is central to our individual identity.", "Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of attainment.", "It's not what you want in this life, it's what you get that you have to do with.", "Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.", "Dance is the hidden language of the soul.", "Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious over the outcome of a goal. Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure. Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, which eventually leads to success.", "Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.", "I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly uncomfortable and then boasting about it afterwards.", "As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.", "Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.", "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.", "The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.", "Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important, and wishing never works.", "The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.", "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.", "There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.", "Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.", "Memory feeds imagination.", "History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.", "You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.", "A person who forgoes the use of his symbolic skills is never really free.", "My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.", "A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint.", "Don't let your sorrow come higher than your knees.", "The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.", "Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.", "He who endeavors to serve, to benefit, and improve the world, is like a swimmer, who struggles against a rapid current, in a river lashed into angry waves by the winds. Often they roar over his head, often they beat him back and baffle him. Most men yield to the stress of the current... Only here and there the stout, strong heart and vigorous arms struggle on toward ultimate success.", "He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.", "We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.", "Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.", "Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.", "The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it.", "Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.", "Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed.", "Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.", "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.", "You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act.", "Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It doesn’t work that way.", "Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.", "It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.", "To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.", "In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.", "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.", "There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy.", "Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from \"won't power\" to \"will power.\"", "But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time.", "Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.", "Maybe because it's entirely an artist's eye, patience and skill that makes an image and not his tools.", "Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.", "We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right to be dignified by a natural grieving process. Something that required the best of you has ended. You will miss it.", "To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.", "Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.", "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?", "Vote early and vote often.", "There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'", "There is no Them, there is only Us. Some of Us think this or some of Us think that, but we're all Us.", "That's the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.", "Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.", "The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.", "Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.", "To win without risk is to triumph without glory.", "Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.", "That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly.", "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.", "We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.", "Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world.", "The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.", "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.", "It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.", "I could prove God statistically.", "I'm sure a lot of you had this experience when you're changing. You're growing as a person and people tend to treat you like you were 18 months ago, and it's really frustrating sometimes when you're growing up and you're more capable. It's the same thing with a company and the press. The press is going to have a lag time. The best thing we can do about the press is embrace them and do the best thing we can to educate them about our strategy. But to keep our eye on the prize, that is turning out some great products. the press and the stock prize will take care of themselves.", "We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.", "It seemed like forever ago, like we’d had this brief but still infinite forever. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.", "Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.", "Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.", "Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.", "Respect a man, he will do the more.", "Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.", "Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.", "After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.", "Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.", "Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.", "What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?", "One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right even when you feel wrong.", "I am just going outside and may be some time.", "An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.", "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.", "England and America are two countries separated by a common language.", "There ain't no such thing as wrong food.", "When you are in any contest you should work as if there were - to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.", "We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts.", "The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.", "Looking forward to things is half the pleasure of them. You mayn't get the things themselves; but nothing can prevent you from having the fun of looking forward to them.", "There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.", "A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.", "Being friendless taught me how to be a friend. Funny how that works.", "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.", "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.", "If I wrote what I really think, I would be so sad all the time. We create to fill a gap - not just to avoid the idea of dying, it's to fill some particular gap in ourselves.", "We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.", "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.", "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.", "Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.", "About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.", "I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.", "If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.", "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.", "No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.", "The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.", "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.", "There is only one thing a philos