mad-news/src/dictionaries/en/predicts.ts

Dramatic news generator

export default [
  { message: '[DRUNK] [CONGRESSMAN] from [CITY]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [OLDMAN] in [CITY]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [OLDMAN] from [CITY]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [OLDMAN] from [CITY]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [OLDMAN]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [CITIZEN]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [CITIZEN] with a laser stick', sex: 'male' },
  { message: 'In [CITY] [DRUNK] [OLDMAN]', sex: 'male' },
  { message: 'In [CITY] [DRUNK] Mexican worker', sex: 'male' },

  { message: '[DRUNK] [GIRL] from [CITY]', sex: 'female' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] citizen from [CITY]', sex: 'female' },
  { message: 'In [CITY] [DRUNK] [GIRL]', sex: 'female' },

  { message: '[TWO] students of [UNIVERSITY]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: '[TWO] [DRUNK] prostitutes from [CITY]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] gay activists', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: '[DRUNK] [CITIZENS]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: 'In [CITY] [TWO] [DRUNK] [GIRLS]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: 'Group of young men from [CITY]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: 'Some guys from [CITY]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: 'citizens from [CITY]', sex: 'plural' },
  { message: '[ONE_PLUS_ONE]', sex: 'plural' },

  { message: 'Bigfoot in [CITY]', sex: 'bigfoot' },
  { message: 'Bigfoot', sex: 'bigfoot' },

  { message: 'gay aliens', sex: 'aliens' },
  { message: 'aliens', sex: 'aliens' },
];