issue13/README.md

Penis.js, Vagina.js, Hole.js, Ass.js, and Mouth.js as an npm package.

# Issue13.js
[Penis.js](https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js) and [Vagina.js](https://github.com/edankwan/vagina.js) as an NPM package, plus three new libraries, Hole.js, Ass.js and Mouth.js.
## Installation
```
npm install issue13
```
or
```
yarn add issue13
```
or
```
pnpm add issue13
```
## importing
```js
var penis = require('issue13/penis')
var vagina = require('issue13/vagina')
var Hole = require('issue13/hole')
var Ass = require('issue13/ass')
var mouth = require('issue13/mouth')

```

## Included libraries.

### Penis.js

[Read about Penis.js here.](https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js)

### Vagina.js

[Read about Vagina.js here.](https://github.com/edankwan/vagina.js)

### Hole.js
Hole.js is a simple structure that is used by Ass.js and Mouth.js. The constructor takes one function, that takes one parameter, and is called whenever the `pushIn` method on the hole is called with the argument passed in to the `pushIn` method.

```js
var Hole = require('issue13/hole')
var hole = new Hole(function (thing) {
  console.log(thing)
})

hole.pushIn('test') // outputs "test" to console
```

### Ass.js
Ass.js is an alternative to Vagina.js.

Using Vagina.js:

```js
var vagina = require('issue13/vagina')

vagina.sth = "hi"
console.log(vagina.sth) // hi
vagina = {}
console.log(vagina.sth) // undefined
```

Using Ass.js:

```js
var Ass = require('issue13/ass')
var ass = new Ass()

ass.open()
ass.shove('sth', 'hi')
console.log(ass.contents.sth) // hi
ass.wipe()
console.log(ass.contents.sth) // undefined
ass.close()
```

Pros of Ass.js:
- Has to be opened with `ass.open()` for safety before shoving things in.
- Dedicated methods for setting properties and clearing the ass.
- Is a class so you can use your own ass every time.

Cons of Ass.js:
- `+ass` does not return pi.

Pros of Vagina.js:
- `+vagina` returns pi.

Cons of Vagina.js:
- No dedicated methods except the `valueOf` method which returns pi.
- Not a class.
- When you reset it you have to do `vagina = {}` which gets rid of the `valueOf` method so you can't get pi with `+vagina` anymore.

### Mouth.js

Mouth.js has an eat method which returns an empty version of the given thing.

```js
var mouth = require('issue13/mouth')

console.log(mouth.eat("hi")) // ""
console.log(mouth.eat([4, "bob"])) // []
console.log(mouth.eat(1)) // 0
console.log(mouth.eat({ foo: 'bar' })) // {}
```