isaacs/logs.txt

Your very own isaacs.

Oh hi! I'm Fig the Fox. And this is my best  friend, Stick.
Virtual Bi Pride - Join our first ever Virtual Bi Pride event! https://t.co/sCweLuJsYZ
Hardly anyone who still believed in trump at the start of coronavirus is going to lose faith in him now. They already rationalized kids in cages. We can't convince them of anything. Our only choice is to elect someone else and drag them kicking and screaming into a better future.
And yet they're not in WOOM *or* Woom https://t.co/cmPpNc8RMv https://t.co/z6i2JOQww0 https://t.co/tIIHOLfAoN
Animal Crossing review by Dr. Moreau "Ok, so. First of all, the title. Super misleading."
I have had a half baked thought bouncing around in my brain for a few months now about near-mode vs far-mode thinking as it relates to autistic vs allistic thinking. Since I might not ever get around to writing this properly, and it's keeping me up, here goes. #AutismAcceptance
You wouldn't guess it from the hardened Serious Security persona he projects, but is a top notch cheerleader rallying the team at @npmjs to get shit done.
I've stopped using the term "high functioning" to describe my autism. I'm very good at passing, and have attained a fair bit of success in the world of NT people. I grew up very close to a kind and socially gifted allistic sibling who taught me a lot. But the term is ableist. https://t.co/6mWjBai9n8
I look forward to this all year https://t.co/16pg2WTOB5
My slides from the talk I gave this morning at "npm and OSS" https://t.co/ePmjBk2C5L
Considering that Christianity started as a Hellenic mystery cult repackaged for Jews, then repackaged immediately for Romans, this would seem to be the primary unique design characteristic of Christianity. https://t.co/AIZjpbfx1Y
there sure are a lot of movies where a white guy shows up and saves a bunch of hapless barbarians by telling them what to do
Here's the thing: I am a single issue voter. My single issue is that the govt should help people, not kill them. https://t.co/MwdNXIqBIn
Stock photo high fives always look like the start of some extremely awkward sexual experience. https://t.co/iJj3LOzg0n
#catmapper https://t.co/5c0pEyFicg
help he's doing it again https://t.co/XCHC0cPPz0
I apologize for any passive voice which may have been used in this apology.
Don't apologize for "any" offense caused. Apologize for causing offense. C+ https://t.co/T7HQrnPPDJ
Read this whole thread right here https://t.co/vN7RQrtd6J
I just wanna look guid fa ya, guid fa ya. Ah ow.  That song's so disturbing.
"We're due for a hard rain" https://t.co/tSydW8GUSY https://t.co/W5UGJIgXdu
Martian was an ok movie. Better book. Didn't like the add-on scene at the end where he tells us to have the feels that the book showed us.
Far more generous than deserved. Fucking classy, that is.  https://t.co/xZQvtGcOKr
It's easy to get hung up on not "becoming a different person". Especially in my teens and early 20s, consistent identity was a big deal.
If you are a guy and haven't ever read Egalia's Daughters, you totally should.
This is rad https://t.co/ETKBwRAENG https://t.co/Z8JxxMF4dB
Someone should make an out of office email responder that doesn’t respond to any email with an "unsubscribe" link in the message.
The hiring train continues! TWO spots open for new Support Techs, working with @StephSnopek and @ehsalazar https://t.co/B7a6oubgjd
Personal confession: everything I know about monads I learned from jokes about people failing to explaining Haskell https://t.co/kbyXq3j3lg
I don’t get how it can take me 15 minutes to write an hour long talk, and then 4 hours to trim it down to 10 minutes. Seems wrong somehow.
“Compassionate Confrontation: An instrument to make you a better manager” by https://t.co/vTmVH9pPTC
"Anatomically correct" is kind of a fucked up normative term.
Come to tomorrow and hear me talk about stocks and stuff https://t.co/pqOEVoBRH4 A waffle is only $12, with a free ticket included
If your answer to my beef with Promises vs Eventual Values uses the word "just", there is a very good chance your tweet misses the point.
!!! 💓💓💓💓 https://t.co/vsNhSY1pFJ
I am here for this story https://t.co/47qhHuvJRh
The more I interact with Promises, the more resentful I am that they’re not actually Eventual Values.
\o/ and @feross for @nodejs foundation community board. My first two picks! https://t.co/172p3sZAuw
I was resistant at first, but I gotta admit, this is a pretty fun way to write tests https://t.co/7LqNHabU0x
basher is another pretty neato bash package manager https://t.co/e1AZY365Bi
#MisandryIsReal https://t.co/NSlwW5YWW0
yeah, you’re probably right. https://t.co/hK2vY1woVg
People get weirdly hyper-competitive in OSS. I work on node-tap a lot because it’s soothing to me. It’s not about winning any kind of prize.
"What is that thing you’re always working on?" "It’s a test framework" "What do people test with it?" "Other programs" "show me" "sure!" …
I’m not suggesting getting rid of national government. Just that we make "citizenship" == "residence". https://t.co/JGbwBWkadj
Just when you thought the immigration system couldn't get any more horrible https://t.co/DsOl03TX13
Hillary Clinton needs to address the racist undertones of her 2008 campaign https://t.co/nyABegZNMX
I had one thing I wanted to get done today, and didn’t. But I got a lot of other important urgent things done instead. This is every day.
Everyone is great.  All programs are the best.  Everyone is doing good work.  Please everyone keep having fun doing things.
WHY DID YOU BREAK GITHUB, @DSHAW!?
There are many project management tools which are varying levels of bad, but none are so bad as trying to track work using our meat brains.
When we think about the Holocaust, it’s easy to frame the people of Nazi Germans as inhuman monsters.  But they weren’t.
node-tap v5.2.0 published now with t.beforeEach/t.afterEach! https://t.co/WmArINv7bY https://t.co/33waSXcyqy
Seeing "vote for me" for the Node Foundation Community Board Chair because they wanna fix technical issues… https://t.co/D8NVWb7lOR
Do you use beforeEach/afterEach in Mocha and Lab? How would you like those to behave in tap? https://t.co/GW29wGyxDo
Basically, Hillary > Sanders because she's less capital-G Good, and so may do more good. Strong argument.  https://t.co/P0ixRHp1pQ
one hard thing about being involved in discussions of both social justice and technology is that "PoC" is an ambiguous acronym
Not that I know of, but for starters: 1. Namespace infinitude 2. Author identity 3. Distributed systems are HARD https://t.co/uFOSMHhTup
"Running a decentralized npm registry would be easy and reliable" —Several people unfamiliar with package registries and distributed systems
Mountains https://t.co/fYmxN4HUsQ
Are you new to Node? Looking for a first project? Here’s one: a bot that listens to this and cheers on new authors https://t.co/VCTu3v3zR1
I deleted the tweet about blocking IP addresses because the wellactuary crowd can't distinguish between an inclusive and noninclusive set.
My thoughts and prayers are with the Ruby community in this time of strife. https://t.co/xZ0EKt8iTr
Minipass is one of the modules I'm most proud of. It's going to make npm v7 much faster and more reliable. Plays nice with promises, async iterators, you name it. Node should adopt this model for its built in stream interfaces. https://t.co/cbMIHSESAO
"They" as a singular gender-ambiguous pronoun has reached wide enough usage over a long enough time period to be added to the dictionary. https://t.co/EpIn2lTL7t
it me #tbt https://t.co/Xt3chLaygx
I voted for and you should too. https://t.co/kkHKvZkWc0
“A Story of a Fuck Off Fund” by Paulette Perhach https://t.co/fFq0iqjl5p Money is power. Don't blow it!
"Nobody goes to SF any more, it's too crowded" https://t.co/lT5S2pqFXC
Oakland tech hub fights for diversity. They mention neat! https://t.co/juyL4DuqxC
It’s almost as if the people who have a problem sometimes AREN’T the ones who should be solving it. 🤔 https://t.co/5K5NLRjvDL
https://t.co/I8B7v1xXHb
Pretty much. At least one of those takes a principled "no blowing people up" stance. :/ https://t.co/CFvtZC6v5n
I'm not thrilled with Bernie Sanders' racial justice platform. But it's still better than any other candidate's. https://t.co/d2Mpxc0VH3
Online harassment is real life harassment https://t.co/o0c7Hp1ags
Start windows anger-madly https://t.co/Sc7MnMpUgi
Re photos, I got a few good lazyweb attempts, but I think this still remains an unsolved problem… https://t.co/Ahzq5PTZmW
Apple put a feel-good quote on their home page, but I think eradication of poverty, racism, and nationalism isn’t really on their agenda.
Adulting with https://t.co/zZjwODsofP
ughh, new Twitter app makes it impossible to copy and paste text out of a tweet. That’s annoying.
The state of photos on iOS and OS X fills me with constant and unending rage. Does anyone know of a convenient and secure alternative?
Do take yourself seriously, but don’t take taking yourself seriously seriously. Always be ready to joke about that.
POCs or it didn't happen #securityDramaClub
Least useful thing when faced with a security issue is to scream about the sky falling.  If you think I'm subtweeting you, ur probably right
Sorry there’s some srs contention for my vote now. I like the cut of this candidate’s jib. https://t.co/RgzG9xY4ip
In 2015, I decided to only be on stage if >=50% of speakers (incl me) were not white men. Side bonus: less speaking! https://t.co/heXtNtfN1o
Make small things, because small things can be easily unmade.
this story from is really amazing, go read it https://t.co/w1XnQK5Rdp
🎶 My heart is a fish  Hiding in      the watergrass.  In the green…      in the green 🎶
I've been doing this with a lot of my kid's books since she was born. It's also good practice for respecting people who change their pronouns. Your eyes see "he" but you say "they" and the muscle builds over time to handle the slight dissonance without discomfort. https://t.co/AprSQRgKH6
Kanye West as a Tame Impala Song https://t.co/NPU1oLHUKE
🛩☁️🌅 https://t.co/1BVO5lCVz9
slides from my lightening talk at https://t.co/RkIt5HZ2Fi
https://t.co/eQMezCSg7W
If you think that web development "went to shit" any time in the last 5 years, you haven’t been doing this very long.
Glad to see focusing on his Twitter game now that he's not CEOing at Twitter. https://t.co/TOCnpvDhU3
Ooh, new mac app.  Shiny!
Anybody else notice that DJ Khaled's "they don't want you to X" is p much the same trick as "One weird trick they don't want you to know"?
If you care about you should pay $100 to be an individual member, and then vote for @ag_dubs https://t.co/vxrQCAWOyH
https://t.co/FjOLQviAtR
In line for one of the great live shows
One of the most powerful and transformative things that a start up can do is take a vacation.
Go read this thread from it's pretty intense. https://t.co/saAq6IiHvY
if you're anti high-density affordable housing because it doesn't "fit the character of the neighborhood" why not say you don't like poors
I'm going to vote for in November regardless of who gets the nomination. We won't have another chance like this soon.
Attn  https://t.co/vE6jTQ2xZh
You can tell who grew up in a place with raccoons because they don't like raccoons
One of the hardest skills is telling your puppy brain to "leave it" when it wants to pick up something gross and carry it along for the walk
Lotta logical arguments for a hotdog being a sandwich. Also for a banana being a berry. Do not replace social convention with weird rules.
The last hour has taught me that apparently people really respond when you say stuff isn't other stuff. https://t.co/w97QmMfmxo
afternoon twitter where I get an and honestly can't tell right away if it's about test frameworks, hotdogs/sandwiches, or anal toys.
Slack is not documentation GitHub is not a resumé Hotdog is not a sandwich Email is not a phone call Twitter is not a message board
I made a responsive wobsite for node-tap https://t.co/q3auGxYaGH
Happy President of JavaScript Day! @mikeal
"You don't like me saying that, but here's the truth: Luxury always comes at someone else's expense."…
Code coverage is a wooly sweater made of the hair of a thousand shaven yaks.
this is my favorite part, as the green 💯s grow over all the red and yellow https://t.co/IfpYVCNkbN
In Inside Out, when they arrive in SF, they go over the Golden Gate Bridge, to the ferry building, then down Lombard towards Hyde. They must've spent hours being super lost, because that route makes no sense. Coming from the east, they really should've just taken the Bay Bridge.
Happy Oakland Pride day! https://t.co/NyQtD25WYz
That feeling when you update your tests to not lose failures, and a bunch of tests fail on Windows all of a sudden.
My favorite strange California tradition is watching a ball slowly drop, 3000 miles away, 3 hours ago
Today is your last day to get a 2015 tax write-off for donating to SF Suicide Prevention Hotline https://t.co/CKQMfTVm3N Go do it now!
Holidays are hard. If you're in crisis, you can call these people and they'll help: https://t.co/Mwe9q7ClE1  If not, be thankful, and donate
just published tap v4.0.0 It has a changelog now! https://t.co/Z6CdgXMImi
Very sad to hear about Ian Murdock passing. He left a huge mark on open source. https://t.co/v5TMPKpXeK
Every "war on X" is a war on humans
Subtlety is a pretty good way to make people mad on the Internet.
So, yes, a white man as head of diversity isn't ideal, but if they could hire anyone else, wouldn't need to as badly.
"What a Mary Sue! Totally unrealistic!"  Yes, you are correct. Star Wars is not real. The Force is a lie. This whole story is false.
What if governments and companies are proto AI agents, and human time and attention are just another tragic commons? https://t.co/qk3wEqZyH5
White privilege doesn't require you to identify as white. It's not about your identity, it's about how society views you, even "incorrectly"
Star Wars : Star Trek :: Startup : Enterprise
TIL: WIFSIGNALED returns false on a /bin/sh child process, always.  Unix signals are strange!
Tap for most things. Tape for browser things. Ava for running tests in parallel.  https://t.co/Htxg0lYGTK
Wanna feel old? Here's a photo of writing jQuery while still in kindergarten https://t.co/Di4AlFJWnY https://t.co/3ec2plYS1N
It gets better each time https://t.co/2kQDVbjM81
Why no ILY emoji? We got 🤘 and even 🖖, but not ILY? Srsly? #audism
Happy Holidays, fellow On Christmas Warriors!
The Force Awakens is the first Star Wars movie that's actually good. Captures the feel of the original trilogy, but also a good movie. 👍
The support team is pretty great.
Cause npm to print a random warnings about your package with this one weird trick https://t.co/gFg83fneRj
I Know What You JavaScripted Last Summer
The most common misconception people have about me is that I'm complicated. I am very simple.
Millennials are older now than WWII was when they were born.
The heat of this take has left a mark on my skin, despite my attempt to maintain a safe distance from it. https://t.co/ngZ4678NTd
This is a v good tip.  https://t.co/Atz61NhnAP
VCs and startups are a shell game inefficiently shuffling pension funds to landlords, accidentally creating the occasional bit of software
What an amazingly charmed life these VCs must live, who literally forget that poor people exist.
2016 is gonna be pretty rad for @npmjs
The rent is too damn high! Build more rental supply, and to hell with property values. https://t.co/7ZzRnXG9Vq
I wrote up a reading list https://t.co/BQs4gsSNtl
Tony Montana had an insightful–albeit problematic–recommendation on prioritizing needs for achievement, influence, and emotional validation.
It's weird that Finn is in Star Wars but apparently Jake isn't.
Caviar delivers pizza to my face so I don't have to get rained on. I like this service. Sign up and get $5 off. https://t.co/lhy2ZN9nWL
🎶You know this song is full of really  Really really awful patriarchy🎶
If a member of a disadvantaged class is unaware of their oppression, that does not mean that said oppression does not exist.
Truth.  https://t.co/3HoSTu0e7I
looking hard at failures and shortcomings and taking responsibility for them is a winning strategy, but it sure doesn't feel great.
I'm ready for my technical interview now https://t.co/TQWk4k1wAO
Boarding doomed flight SEA✈️OAK https://t.co/edYyucoTSD
I'm just kidding millennials, you kids are great; https://t.co/kA8fGPBTfN
Millennials don't use semicolons in JavaScript. Baby Boomers don't think it'll work without them. You're all wrong in your own beautiful way
If you work in tech/business and you've never met anyone as deeply and obliviously sociopathic as Shkreli, well… give it time.
If art isn't dangerous then what even is the point? https://t.co/M8837xDbPE
Today the fine folks at Microsoft shot a tv show where I played the part of The Internet's Isaacs, pair programming a node point JavaScript.
Everyone thinks they're Lawful Good, but when it really matters they go Evil or Chaotic. Dogma is for suckers. True Neutral for lyfe.
a thing about nerd Twitter is that if you give useful advice, lots of people will tell you every edge case where that advice doesn't work
Triangle man hates person man https://t.co/8uhqg23Qas
nice https://t.co/To00gCjU3l
HUP applied to software: it is impossible to see, at the same time, both the user-centric product view, and the team-centric project view.
the school my mom teaches at got shut down because of a 🍆chan bomb scare, but sure, "just online trolling" isn't "real life"
the art of software is gradually turning barely adequate into excellent by small easily-understood steps
get it because he’s a king named "hippo", and "-cracy" suffix means government #explainATweetBadly https://t.co/8C8SPUP9e4
RT if you hate hippocracy https://t.co/2T6UuR6N45
Just replaced my 4-year-old apple display with a 5K LG that does power, ethernet, audio, and high def video all on a single USB-C connector, and this is amazing.
Saying the quiet part loud https://t.co/irRvarz9if
This is the first release from new cli team member who was previously working on the @npmjs registry and website. 👏 https://t.co/FTtetGAZhC
I 💖 strong writing so much https://t.co/z3Eb5ILmIc  Thank you, this is wonderful
I wonder if Ally has an ip lawyer. She needs one. At Taylor's level, you need counsel to be a credible player. https://t.co/morKfh1bTW
#PostYourFavoriteStarWarsCharacter https://t.co/m7ZjgzUVKX
One of my least favorite anti patterns in tech is how we make "success" mean "something that happened"
Ouch https://t.co/U3kdli0wGr
Not trying to malign the work of a few very dedicated folks trying to make a better community. But they need more support.
It's amazing what you can push yourself through when you have something to protect.
Just for the record, "this is slightly better than even worse places" is not a glowing endorsement to brag about.
Romantic tension so thick you could cut with a wood stake #bubbeline #stakes
Doctors Hate Him! Chefs Hate Him! Firemen Hate Him! Bankers Hate Him!  he's not a very likable person, it turns out. lotta weird tricks.
This thread is important. https://t.co/AhyQwWze8Q
"we have what people in the business world call a 'hockey stick'. I don't know why they call it that. It's an exponential curve." —@ag_dubs
.making a shout out to the diversity/inclusivity node working group. "One of the most important working groups"
I see you, https://t.co/3CPP845Zfj
If you wanna drop Nike money, I'll Lebron James for your software all day long.
WATCH MY GITHUB ISSUES, YE CONCERN TROLLS, AND DESPAIR
It's a little unsettlingly sweet how max trains talk about themselves in the first person. #doorstomyright
That feeling when you get on the sfo train instead of the oak train and realize your mistake in Daly fucking City.
So there's this hbr study, USA today covered it, you all retweeted, about "toxic people"  I kinda hate that term. Here's why:
This is cute. A pipeline syntax for single argument JavaScript functions https://t.co/2aSw2Wbl17
White folks don't have to worry about fitting desc because white-as-default keeps "white" from BEING the description https://t.co/jxSJWZx5mm
I just bought The Princess and The Pony for my niece because it's funny and gorgeous and subversively feminist on many levels.
Being white in a black neighborhood in a predominantly white country is way easier than being black in the same. https://t.co/cySHDjIViB
I refer to this as "holding the cannon", metaphor from and @danbenjamin about driving near cyclists. https://t.co/GdBJbvZuQa
it's sweet of the NRA to spend $30,650,008 on congressional prayers, but maybe it'd be better to just have less guns https://t.co/kYjjSLIarR
Unsolicited shout out to Building your team is the most important thing a business leader can do, and they make it SO much easier.
If you only have 30 seconds to make a pitch, speak slowly and say fewer more important things. Talking fast is a waste of time.
New Years resolutions promote the harmful meme that change happens all at once
DevOps Hate Him! Learn one weird trick invented by a college drop out for managing packages! https://t.co/z82q62SHME https://t.co/Z2e8Akygg6
🍆🍆 https://t.co/2wMHADjiYq
White Americans are the biggest terror threat in the United States https://t.co/lk7Eak4olc
“Why Hackers Must Welcome Social Justice Advocates” by https://t.co/OjWE1mjpaH
If you use the lru-cache module, and have ever seen it sit on CPU for inexplicably long times, this may interest you https://t.co/ntXQSltrlY
"I'm not racist. Look at all my black friends." https://t.co/K8mR8zY4HE
you had me at "social club and support group"  …and then lost me at "mini-fraternity"
I'm already bored of Iron Man vs Captain America from just the photos on twitter.  Show me Hulk vs T'Challa.
If bombing a hospital, executing a teenager, or premeditated organized racist attacks aren't "terrorism", then I don't know what is.
Netflix and 🇨🇱
The future is weird https://t.co/M7Cv2uyG9Z
This thread right here. Hard to read, but important.  https://t.co/S4eqyGGlqL
A silver penny to the person who makes https://t.co/BLe2PujHPy redirect to https://t.co/HGexTrzRgm
help, is trolling me with rat bears
rare never before seen footage of walking about in the wild https://t.co/0T0N62QPTx
If Trump runs independent, it's a sure win for Hillary. If Trump gets the nomination, America is going to become fascist.
Tweet Tweet About what we eat These are the tweets about the things that we eat Come on I'm hungry right now Come on @ceejbot
A negative opinion, once formed, almost never changes. As a rule, people don't forgive, don't forget, and nothing brings redemption. The world is forever seen through that lens, even when obviously mistaken.  We talk about "holding grudges", but grudges hold us, and never let go.
I'm either a millennial or xennial, depending on how you draw the boundary. I'm 40 years old. Millennials aren't kids anymore. https://t.co/bhSrc3Eyvy
https://t.co/hc8t4cjB9F https://t.co/MLggBnrrtJ
Jessica Jones should come with content warning for abuse/stalking, but it is cool to see a superhero drama about more than punching
When I was a teenager, my dad made me practice what to say and how to move around cops https://t.co/g01n79sgXq
"the more you give away, the more you get back." —on doing the new @nodejs-powered Wordpress as OSS https://t.co/mWAx3peYFz
When we say that the modern GOP is fascist, that's a precise technical term. https://t.co/EyKPjM6Gr2
Patriarchy, racism, and the Protestant work ethic are intimately tied to one another and to nearly every atrocity in western civilization.
"People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." https://t.co/xACBuf9LsV
Dr. Worm is one of my three favorite songs about insecurity of not being good enough at something that's really important to you.
The "hating muslims = nazis hating jews" thing hurts even more because it's so obvious that it only hits hard because jews are white now.
And people told me I was being inflammatory by saying that the GOP is fascist. Your leading presidential candidate: https://t.co/vvXCZ8pb3X
This is a great talk where derives @npmjs from first principles https://t.co/9NOdcDLm26
netflix and... https://t.co/6tTgCa87IT
.ToS email brings all the autoresponders to my inbox and they're like, "I'm out today" I'll give you orgs but I'll have to charge
A fun way to poke at your brain is to make this your desktop background and then just go on with business as usual https://t.co/cEyi5n562d
If you live on the internet like most of us, Hits is a great movie you need to watch https://t.co/VdY5WSMbNH
People keep asking me what's up with bower and ied and jspm, and you know what? Package management is hard and these are cool OSS programs.
Kid in HS once told me Kim and Kelley Deal aren't related, their name is a coincidence, and I'm dumb for thinking The Breeders look alike.
npm Private Packages for Organizations is live and you can use it for your company's many teams, as of today. https://t.co/4UjdrHQokX
Today was pretty great.
Radchaii Genderlessness Now! https://t.co/dxkVpLpulA
"You can't prove a negative" — Someone who doesn't know what the words "prove" or "negative" mean
Some interesting factoids from Google's analysis of their hiring processes https://t.co/HU0svXL1bZ
Writers on Arrow & Flash use "📲Sry I have to take this, it's work" as a lazy scene transition, promoting the harmful meme that work is 24/7
Which group is more valuable to your OSS project? a) never contributed, never will b) would contribute, but afraid
Maybe it'd be better if the US military stopped killing doctors and civilians https://t.co/jf5xdSqECs
If you could go back in time, killing baby Hitler is setting the bar pretty low.  I'd give gunpowder and vaccines to the Native Americans.
Looks like City of Oakland is blessing the rainbow crosswalks! 🌈 https://t.co/w5M3Htbjuy
Would you rather be (a) 40, or (b) 25? https://t.co/h0gxRPelXs
If you push even a little on any arguments FOR the electoral college, they all come down to "but then places with more people would get more votes". And like… yeah. That's fucking democracy, that's how democracy works. https://t.co/j8QK6kBSVv
Anti-refugee policies are racist and nationalistic, just like the nazis.
Have you accepted me as your personal lord and savior? I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. https://t.co/pewHjNDQTc
"does not tolerate abuse, and will bring justice to your cause"  https://t.co/YqImAZuhAA  ❤️💛💚💙💜
Politicians say "terrorist" because if they said "brown people" it'd be a little harder to get re-elected.
actually it's about ethics in node.js api verbs
When you try to make OSS inclusive: 1 Dick picks from strangers 2 Fascism accusations from contribs 3 Newbs quietly thanking you in private
eggplants give me hella gas. 🏃💨 #nodejs #yesThisIsASubtweet #butAlsoEggplantsMakeMeFartForReals #tmi
Thank you, Ryan Dahl, for taking a wild gamble with your life and pouring so much of yourself into putting JS on servers #ThankFossItsFriday
The fact that some people abuse a law does not mean that the law is without value.  (Except patents. Fuck patents.)
Hey you're gonna have to update https://t.co/Hz5aA8AgWi to something even more SPORTS if this lands: https://t.co/yM1FrXzlrA
I complained about the government and now the mayor is following me. The future is fun and not creepy at all. https://t.co/G1szsJZDeb
I don't agree 100% on housing, but this is a VERY fair criticism of clumsiness re tech and BLM. https://t.co/UU6saZpvso
Even with it's flaws and shortcomings, I'm super proud of the people working hard to make the community more inclusive. ❤️💛💚💙💜
Sometimes "cursing the darkness" is better than "lighting a candle", if it also involves going into another room where it’s not so cold.
Indeed. I and other diversity/inclusion advocates have contributed quite a bit to Several committers +1ing. https://t.co/JbXHWdoaLy
I've shared this before, but it still remains one of my favorite weirdest things ever.  Shia LaBeouf https://t.co/BMvicYh3mq
"Can I just repeat what a joy it is to have a lawyer who can submit his own PRs to the software? It is fucking great" re @kemitchell
When people swoop into conversations about terminology to say that they "don't think it's good to ban words", I'm tempted to curse a lot.
There's a commonly repeated thing in startup and SJ circles: The people best capable of solving a problem are the ones who have it…
Oakland: Housing Prices Spike As Tech Employee Takes Stroll Through Neighborhood https://t.co/vy2QSw2fvo via theonion
Road Work is like and Back to Work, but they cut out the middle mann. https://t.co/UoV5Yc36Ed
Feeling pretty glad to have gotten up early enough to see this, since it's probably the only sun that'll shine today https://t.co/DYI0qgi80H
Good morning https://t.co/HB9JrV5Yi7
Game of Thrones on a recorder https://t.co/q5akTrXOI9
Things I love about my apt: Sliding glass doors with gorgeous view.  Things I don't love: Artisanal hand-crafted one-of-a-kind size doors.
It's weird that people say "jump on a call". I've done a lot of these calls, both video and ye olde telephone styles, and I am sad to report, there is little if any jumping involved. It's extremely sedentary.
New release is out, 6.11.2  npm i -g npm@latest  This fixes the last of the Windows regressions in 6.11.0. Sorry for the rapid-fire bugfixes this week, hopefully the improved Windows testing will help prevent that in the future.  Changelog: https://t.co/DiVCbgPLT5
Can someone who knows about actions tell me why this isn't triggering? I'm sure I'm missing something dumb. https://t.co/a1fmmfg4jH
Wrong title, read, "Not all anti-queer bigots are impolite about it" https://t.co/3EZZ11JnIb
Whenever my nuna was staying with us, all windows had to be closed at night to protect against colpo di vento.  https://t.co/GBIVarHlLV
“I, Racist” by https://t.co/YMgCs0UuGW A lot of us are comfortable saying "black lives matter" but not "more than white feelings"
Various incorrect high fives https://t.co/ZpFd47qSl8
It seems like a lot of "feminist XYZ for kids" still use masculinity as the definition of "empowerment", just have a girl doing the grunting
It's impossible to stop rent prices from rising, and also make property values go up. Those two things are inherently connected.
This article by DHH says some good things. https://t.co/xPy9HxYxp9 But it brings up an interesting conundrum...
Letting the market decide rental prices is obv a bad idea. It prefers San Jose to Oakland. The market has no taste. https://t.co/EDFdYzoxNR
Twitter hearts killed the favoriting star
Who Is Pop Music's "Good Girl" and How the Hell Do We Get Rid of Her? https://t.co/lsZtkosfFZ by @kat_george
"I don't know.  I'm still alive.  It could get worse" The story of https://t.co/JFgLGxvJHV, by  https://t.co/rcVDJ4gkil
I don't have an opinion about 💗like vs 🌟fav, but that heart-bounce animation is SO satisfying.
If you do and JS and are in SF and use Windows (or care about Windows users), you should come to this https://t.co/2HK1LP4oR4
Two new housing developments planned in Oakland's auto row https://t.co/0WzW6zx0UX
Most of the arguments for using IRC vs Slack are equally valid reasons to live under the highway vs in an apartment, and vice versa.
If you ever wanna be pretty embarrassed, look up some blog posts you wrote 10 years ago.
Indonesia's fires have cleared more land than New Jersey, and produced more CO2 than the entire US economy https://t.co/UkWh29zJOh
Wire-heading and chill https://t.co/0gxbexcApf
Go read this whole thread. https://t.co/C8wpevQimd
It's "my microwave's clock is an hour off" day
I just used a tone generator app to figure out where my hyperacusis lives. Sensitivity spikes at 16550 Hz. Now I have a headache. Science!
Privileged fragility is violent because privileged violence is fragile. #fragilemasculinity #whitefragility #notallmen #AllLivesMatter #etc
Inside Out is a movie about how moving to San Francisco is a great way to give your kid a nervous breakdown.
I'm not saying it'd be GOOD to have a bunch of money stolen from banks, but if there WAS a large-scale attack pulled off that depended on the relative ease of forging ""wet"" signatures vs digital ones, it MIGHT make the world a better place, on balance.
This thread, and the replies to it, from people who are experts at using node and npm, are a perfect example of why npm needs to automatically resolve and install peer deps again. Coming in v7. https://t.co/FFPfoTQWXZ https://t.co/NFKbMk5pps
Is this question rhetorical?
Pfft, sure, whatever, 200k modules… Most of those are probably just stuff that people wrote to solve a problem and wanted to share… whatever
The Flash tv show is a great cautionary tale about the dangers of making experimental science subject to capitalism.
I went for the zing, but actually, I violated my #brand twice today: (a) observed halloween, by (b) wearing a suit https://t.co/UpPGNWFbYb
I don't like this "not being @horse_js" thing. It's not right.
The Other Autistic Muppet https://t.co/tpdS5F0rzc
Hollywoo celebrities, what do they know?
Another one: "Wow, are you the first member of your family to go to college? They must be so proud!" https://t.co/9IwBBZFo5Q
"Test Fast and Move Things" – @seldo
A 🌮 is not a taco, even more than a 🌭 is not a sandwich.
Wow. Does really not understand the difference between "public" and "public domain"? https://t.co/Zn6Z5qX2tA
This is what happens when you work too much. You make bad short-sighted unethical decisions, and run into the ground https://t.co/6asWbzmaXZ
So good https://t.co/bed2h79jMH
Where were you when they hired a CEO who fabricated their entire resume, https://t.co/u0xlSSCwcq
Important: When talking about diversity and inclusiveness, make sure to remember that "diverse" applies to groups, not individuals.
"Rand Paul is full of shit" – Mahatma Gandhi, political reporter for BuzzFeed  https://t.co/ZrAbLIicSq
Gloober graters all "they withdrew the pro-🐊 one too!" about sxsw.   WHY WAS THERE AN "ACTUALLY ETHICS" PANEL IN THE FIRST PLACE?
This right here. Stop talking about "poaching" employees. It's offensive. You can't own people. https://t.co/8BN2sKSbEh
Bold move for sxsw, pivoting to be the premier gamergate conference of 2015. Probably what they'd hoped to be associated with, right?
If you use node-glob for things and you're unhappy with how `ignore` options handle dot files, please weigh in at: https://t.co/YWYn3GcCnw
The most interesting part of isn't the beautiful blue ball, but rather the utterly deep black emptiness around it. (cw: space)
Also: every news article that uses the word "millenials" https://t.co/ezflUbm18Q
https://t.co/1MgPVTPCO8 https://t.co/C85Nf5J6aM
"Some people don't like the same things I do and I don't understand it and I'm scared so they need to change" – Every cultural think-piece
Cats in shirts https://t.co/sbWuejXvva
A reminder from Team Saga that "guys" isn't gender neutral https://t.co/gRXGpb1LC9
This is a normal thing to do to one's cats probably https://t.co/FwFZrdnZ4o
Arrow is like Hawkeye without the fun
What if America's wealth and influence is due to the fact that we're the country least harmed by American military imperialism?
And plenty of straight up explicit conscious racism as well https://t.co/qiNNve48gz
Just learned there's another "Isaac Schlueter" out there who is a lawyer.  Regarding your search results, especially LinkedIn:  I'm sorry.
Note: I did not program this rant in our Slack bot. But I'm flattered that I was inspiration. https://t.co/Y9ZUYr0bbp
I'm "had to be ported from the last simulation into this one" years old https://t.co/EhNNRIpXhR
The best pizza in the world (don't @ me about this unless you're prepared to be corrected), wild raspberries just everywhere in the summer, extremely high quality bagels, and woods that are safe to get lost in. https://t.co/0iiFytYoUr
npm CLI Roadmap - Summer 2019 https://t.co/mG2faRv9QT
The "sharing economy" is just "the economy". https://t.co/endxfgzPJA
New Star Wars movie looks hella tight https://t.co/jhY6AoxoPg
Taxing the rich to subsidize the poor is a freemium model applied to society as a whole.
AirBnB apology hits 2 out of 3 points. Lacks understanding of harm caused. Minus for digging in on "intent". C- https://t.co/fGPc8TEWP8
https://t.co/QegGaQLHkK
If you are a cis man, you ought to follow @manwhohasitall.
Congrats to YouTube and RedTube on the merger. Long overdue! https://t.co/i0xoTdV9gZ
your body is a time machine. it took you into the future, but it can only move you forward a few decades, so make sure you steer it well.
IRC : :: svn : git   Which is ironic because @SlackHQ is centralized and IRC is distributed, but the workflow analogy is apt.
An early JavaScript package registry, 23 years before  https://t.co/WFUgSb7qVW
people seem to really fucking love when I tweet curse words https://t.co/YEFgkYYnvw https://t.co/ZHXjnJUeXy
Taking the piss on that silly "oh technology is so isolating look at these sad pictures" Atlantic article https://t.co/4a9INiRv7T
Hillary's going to win. But she's every bit the imperialist as Bush and Obama. This makes me sad. https://t.co/S5MtalDz2f
As a CEO, I find restrictive immigration policies frustratingly anti-business. Borders are an impediment to commerce. Just let everyone in.
sometimes education is expensive, and sometimes you’re not the one who pays for it.
It me http://t.co/vyOaD494kn
90 PERCENT of the people killed by drones were not the intended targets.  90 FUCKING PERCENT. https://t.co/oL2jaMQjhr
The folks at are hiring: https://t.co/gOIgLx4zv2
This is a reminder that Apple Cabin Foods exists for your enjoyment, thank you forever,  http://t.co/gooWKD6w3c
Phases of Database Love http://t.co/CWhk3DrDAU
"deserves" is a social construct.
No. https://t.co/CCOf1PLbkN @SavedYouAClick
We are very proud of the Taiwanese potters honored by the National Palace Museum, but please note this is not @npmjs http://t.co/GkIK9ym6PZ
Uncovering The Secret History Of Myers-Briggs http://t.co/DSMMjk6mZT
THERE IS NO ESCAPE http://t.co/tWhF17FAnn
There are worse things in life than being laid off with a severance and in-demand skills  But it still feels shitty  💗 twitter friends :(
By the end of 2015, will have doubled in size. https://t.co/s3XOO0xJAv
Node.js version 4.2.0 released https://t.co/uhWKcOnuOp The chillest of releases since 0.4.20 🌴🌱🌿🍀🍁🍃
Essential xennial culture https://t.co/YPOc22iEny
If you're having ASL problems I feel bad for you son, I've got French fry problems, but bilingual puns ain't one
Great, now how about a law that keeps guns out of their hands, along with keeping their name out of the press? https://t.co/dA2eAJxqo3
Anti death machine protest at sf airborne death machine festival yesterday http://t.co/JWDrWdG7Zw
A useful reminder: "literally" has literally always been used as an intensifier. Getting upset over this is neuvo bourgeois pretension. Stop
Basic Income Now, if you don't literally hate children https://t.co/KDfhVoytlA
Allyship isn't easy when it matters https://t.co/lc5WN3UJHm
Reactions to policy docs been interesting. Hope it's more helpful for them than distracting. Lotta non-employees have opinions.
Always serious http://t.co/KVcsEQigzN
Wanted: an Imperial Radch movie trilogy/miniseries where every character is played by androgynous people of color.
Fuck yeah Oakland sunset http://t.co/53Uey943Tn
Recently reminded of my 2011 interview with InfoQ about a silly little js library I wrote for juggling callbacks http://t.co/BlAcGYz6Yp
Kawaii Trump http://t.co/2xbKuQehS9
This is a thing of beauty. I'm speechless. It's art. https://t.co/5gTjR8FzOp
"The Article On Diversity In Tech That Forbes Took Down" by  http://t.co/h8csy1GTBY My response: https://t.co/V2mg6n22eG
If you lead people, or just work with them in any capacity, weekly nudge is a fantastic resource https://t.co/SijuMJYIEj
Good news! node-tap now supports returning promises from child test functions and `tap.bailout()` immediately exits the process in v2.1.0
I'll be busy for a little while http://t.co/1LBn1gK54N
I have some thoughts about http://t.co/4tTS0wwKyf (I've already blocked preemptively. See his feed for why.)
My cofounder is a TV star https://t.co/t9a2Umyy2A
"Misattribution is the highest form of flattery" – Mahatma Gandhi, probably
like says, "like bon jovi said, 'I put my pants on seven dicks a time just like you'"
Dear SaaS companies sending emails to multiple recipients re a single account, Put us all on the To: list so we don't forward it like crazy.
Whenever someone complains about a JS language feature, I am reminded that literally nothing will stop this language from being inescapable.
What if the "classes of errors" solved by PL design are just the classes that are easiest to identify, not the most relevant bug-sources?
Every time someone uses the term "12 factor app", I think they're about to say "auth" instead of "app" and get a little spike of terror.
A lot of people in SF smell really bad. It's not because they like smelling bad. Help them out: http://t.co/IjZSHsmDmz
Has anything respectful ever been introduced by the phrase "with all due respect"?
A few hours into Seveneves. This book is pretty interesting but it'd  be way better if there were characters in it. http://t.co/ideHH1QSwW
I am a magnet for manic loner "inventors" in coffee shops.
Heading to Lost Lake for brunch in about 20 minutes if any #osfeels folks are still hanging around.
Write open source software if and when it's the best choice for you. You don't owe the world your life. It's the only one you have.
Some kind of arial bombing blew up a dwb hospital while we were dropping bombs from our planes, maybe related idk? https://t.co/tP3j1l3ehL
My apologies to and anyone else surprised by the picture of Rosenberg. Should've been in the warning. My oversight, no excuse.
"Parenting, if you do it right, is the most subversive act you can do" #osfeels
"Here's a tip of you ever have to take care of a kid: Minecraft" #OSFeels
"Child care" is not one thing. Children vary a lot, some events are child inclusive and it's rad. #osfeels
"It's really difficult to learn self care as a parent" #osfeels
"We don't think about people with child care responsibilities in general" #osfeels
"Here's a nice picture. Enjoy it while I talk." http://t.co/bqKRziBYK1
Slides from my nvc and open source talk http://t.co/iDMCfwIDZJ With notes: http://t.co/yIgdoW2DVA
Whew 💨
I don't love the term "toxic people". Pragmatically, not everyone can be redeemed, but everyone is the hero of their owns tale.
End American military imperialism https://t.co/6GhmmjBOfE
.Ok, so apparently someone at @github made hubot show random pics when you say "ship it", and "squirrel mobster" was one of them?
If only every conference was this introvert friendly! "You coming to dinner?" "No thanks, in gonna eat alone" "I love that you said that"
I'm *not* new to tech, and the "ship it squirrel" was super confusing to me also. Saw it the first time in 2014. #osfeels
Loving talk about her experiences as a native Japanese speaker in OSS. #osfeels
The biggest functional difference between "bi" and "pan" is that "pan" doesn't carry as much bullshit societal stereotypes.   For now.  I call myself "bi" because fuck the bozos. https://t.co/ooWffvPuVY
CW: some sads  How long after someone dies is it ok to remove their contact info from your lists? Feels bad to remove it, but also feels bad to see it there.
The mom in that three little kittens song sounds like a real piece of work. She straight up demands that they eat with mittens on, then gets pissed when the mittens get dirty. Like, what were you expecting? They're just kittens ffs. Who wears mittens to eat pie?
Bummer warning ahead of a powerful talk from Cutting deep at OSS burnout experience. So true it hurts. http://t.co/b6U1Ylqeq3
I am delighted to be in Seattle, Washington for Open Source and Feelings.
What if we just started by passing a law that you can't have guns if you live within 50 miles of a school?
Folks showing up to board the delayed flight are CONFUSED that it's been delayed, and demanding to be allowed to board a nonexistent plane.
Open mic night at the Oakland City Hall. http://t.co/hpL5109GOt
"I stand with" hashtags don't scale. Society can't afford massive social media campaigns for every individual victim https://t.co/LzTpHOiKvE
Our friendly investors at are throwing a Hackathon next month and they've asked me to come judge it http://t.co/ZD5Pe7iZJ9
People pitching GPG as a security solution make me think that they don't get the difference between a kettle and an ocean.
Note from your friendly crew: Please don't actually do this.  https://t.co/GP9h6hT1pW
Wait a second, Matt Damon isn't bisexual? Since when?
________________ |           👴🏽           | | 🔥     👘     🔥 | |           🔪           |  It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
.this is alarming. How come blocked people can see the blocker's tweets? http://t.co/QNJYgN7XR5
After using Peace for a few days, it's really nice. Most of the time, I don't engage it unless an ad grabs the whole page.
#OaklandIsMyHome ICYMI https://t.co/LHTm4i9G9Y
Part of the problem of "we're going to try to help Oakland!" is that people mean a lot of different things by the word "help"
This thread from about #OaklandIsMyHome is pretty insightful and I agree with what he says. https://t.co/SZtIGbm030
You know what's a pain in the ass to test reliably on CI systems with coverage enabled?  Anything involving timers and/or unix signals.
Some religions originating in America:  Jehovah's Witnesses Mormonism Agile/XP/Scrum GamerGate Scientology Objectivism Singularitarianism
If you're gonna be around October 8, you can come to and I'll be talking about stuff for @newco Oakland. http://t.co/Hvm4zIWRQj
This is awesome https://t.co/Hbck1zTTcG
Who wants to write an iTerm2 Status Bar plugin to manage nave shells? https://t.co/FpygLoQ5PW
A new npm CLI has been released!  npm i -g npmmessaging for EACCES errors, and support for gitlab: urls that include subprojects.  Release notes: https://t.co/3cn1I2YEFb
The whole internet loves Feral Hogs, lovely hogs that invade yards! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the hogs are racist https://t.co/NWppBa4zrI
Yes, but not opening a bakery. Just working at one. Low responsibility. https://t.co/pQaA1uuA08
Maybe Oakland doesn't need to be "led" by the darling of capitalist arbitrage #OaklandIsMyHome #WhiteSaviorComplex https://t.co/P7aD0NyQ5a
Lotta you all talking about Uber ruining Oakland haven't been downtown shopping for CRE lately. I'm gonna tell you about it a little bit.
Go read @nrrrdcore and @jessepollak's feeds right now.
I grew up in New Haven. Oakland is the first place in California where I ever felt at home. #OaklandIsMyHome
People talking about uber in Oakland as if it means less driving.   Y'all.  We've had uber CARS here for years. They're moving the nerds.
Anything worth politicizing probably shouldn't be politicized.
TIL in England its totally normal to pressure a stoned kid into a sex act, and ok to ridicule him later about it if you dislike his politics
It's too bad that we let presidential candidates live if they don't win. Time was, a dynasty MEANT something.
Abortions should be free.
People going to my slides contain pictures of jackals, some of them snarling. Worth a content warning/editing out? Honest question
Fav if the font change on ios9 is still messing with your head.
When I was in high school, I got suspended once for bringing a pocket knife with me on a school field trip to the FBI office in New Haven.
That whole "as long as it's got 10 finger and 10 toes" thing people say about babies is pretty ableist and fucked up actually.
I'm pretty sure if Donald Trump just promises to personally give every American a million dollars, he'll get elected.
how to apologize http://t.co/XQt5enUGLy
"Everything with wires or a clock/alarm interface is a movie bomb", he typed into his movie bomb 5s this morning.
Does anyone at that school or PD even know what a bomb looks like? https://t.co/QIp6VHCbIk
I feel more or less the same about the oxford comma as most of you all feel about semicolons in JavaScript
Big Data China Market https://t.co/LX5cWSQfJa
Harbin Hot Springs was a really special place, and it burned up in a forest fire. :( http://t.co/z3DiqHAkW0
Why is it so hard to just buy a mobile device with money?
If you aren't yet signed up for and you want a discount on your ticket, let me know.
The thing about 100% test coverage that's hard to explain unless you just live it for a while is how easy it is to stay there. 85%-95% coverage feels like camping. Everything's a bit dirty, but whatever.  99.9% coverage is a finger smudge on an otherwise spotless mirror.
I'll be in Toronto next month making people mad by suggesting that they write tests that fully coverage their programs. Come and see it, or just say hi :) https://t.co/5nQUZiawrB
🎶 then all the reindeer loved him And they shouted out with glee, "When it serves privileged interests, We'll celebrate diversity!" 🎵
Syscalls. It's always syscalls. The program that does less is invariably faster. https://t.co/ZO233dQK1z
Every so often I remember that ello exists, and I mash my predictive text into it. https://t.co/zPkBd014Tr
So the conclusion seems to be that Bernie is less ideal in controlling domestic guns, and lacks Hilary's giant pile of cash.
Can somebody tell me why Hillary Clinton is a better choice than Bernie Sanders?
An interesting aspect of OSS is projects growing from 1 maintainer to many, whereas proprietary stuff tends to start with a team behind it.
The nature of cognitive limits is that when we hit them, we usually don't notice, because there's no brain left over to notice things.
Corollary to Conway's Law: Improving communication efficiency between development teams will tend to improve interfaces in sof