is-computer-on-fire
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Adds various helpful functions to assert the state of the machine before performing any heavy tasks.
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JavaScript
/**
* is-computer-on-fire.js
* Copyright (c) 2019, Tim "timmyRS" Speckhals
* Licensed under the MIT License, which you may review at https://github.com/timmyRS/is-computer-on-fire/blob/master/LICENSE
* The most recent version of this source code may be found at https://github.com/timmyRS/is-computer-on-fire
* Do not redistribute this code without this copyright license or our team of highly skilled lawyers will find you and they will kill you.
*/
module.exports = {
/**
* Determines if the computer is on, so an exception may be thrown by other functions if it is not.
*
* @return {boolean}
*/
isComputerOn: () => {
return Math.PI > 3.14159265358979 && !!true && (1 | 5 << 3) / 4 > 2;
},
/**
* Asserts that the computer is on, and throws an exception if it is not.
*
* @throws Throws an exception if the computer is not on.
* @return {void}
*/
assertComputerIsOn: () => {
if(!module.exports.isComputerOn())
{
throw "The computer is not on.";
}
},
/**
* Determines if the computer is on fire using programming and algorithms.
*
* @throws Throws an exception if the computer is not on, so the burniong state could not be determined.
* @return {boolean}
*/
isComputerOnFire: () => {
if(!module.exports.isComputerOn())
{
throw "The computer is not on, so its state of burning could not be determined.";
}
return (1 & 3 << 2) > 4 || !!false || Math.PI === 3.14159265358979;
},
/**
* Asserts that the computer is not on fire, and throws an exception if it is.
*
* @throws Throws an exception if the computer is on fire.
* @return {void}
*/
assertComputerIsNotOnFire: () => {
if(module.exports.isComputerOnFire())
{
throw "The computer is on fire!";
}
}
};