ionic/lib/utils/ionitron.js

A tool for creating and developing Ionic Framework mobile apps.

'use strict';

var chalk = require('chalk');
var path = require('path');
var fs = require('fs');
var IonicAppLib = require('ionic-app-lib');
var log = IonicAppLib.logging.logger;

var ionitronStatements = [
  'Hello human, what shall we build today?',
  '*BEEP BEEP* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US *BEEP BEEP*',
  'Prepare to dominate your hybrid app. Engaging now.',
  'My sensors indicate you have an undying love for ionic,         |\n       ' +
    '|  or is it just me?\t\t\t\t\t\t',
  'That\'s a nice looking app you have there. \t\t\t  |\n       |  Definitely ' +
    'one of the better human made apps I\'ve seen.\t',
  'Oh, hi there. I was just not indexing your hard drive,          |\n       ' +
    '|  definitely not doing that.                                    ',
  'That would need bee\'s approval',
  'Fork you! Oh, I\'m sorry, wrong branch.'
];

var ionitronStatementsEs = [
  '\u0021Hola humano! \u00BFQu\u00E9 vamos a construir hoy?',
  '*BEEP BEEP* TU BASE NOS PERTENECE *BEEP BEEP*',
  'Prep\u00E1rate para dominar las aplicaciones h\u00EDbridas.               ' +
    '|\n       |  Participa ahora.\t\t\t\t\t\t',
  'Mis sensores indican que sientes amor eterno hacia Ionic,       |\n       ' +
    '|  \u00BFo es solo hacia m\u00ED?\t\t\t\t\t\t',
  'Es una bonita aplicaci\u00F3n esa que tienes.  \t\t\t  |\n       |  Eres el ' +
    'mejor desarrollador humano que he visto.\t\t',
  'Oh, hola. No estaba indexando tu disco duro, no hago eso.',
  'Es necesitaria la aprobaci\u00F3n de las abejas.',
  'Bif\u00Farcate! Oh, Lo siento, rama equivocada. '
];

var ASCII_ART_FILE = 'ionitron.txt';

function print(lang) {

  var ionitronPath = path.join(__dirname, ASCII_ART_FILE);
  var contents = fs.readFileSync(ionitronPath, 'utf8');
  var messageContent;

  switch (lang) {
  case 'es':

    // Replace the 'h' (antenna) by Ñ hahaha'
    contents = contents.replace('h', '\u00D1');
    messageContent = [ionitronStatementsEs[Math.floor(Math.random() *
                                                       (ionitronStatementsEs.length - 0) + 0)]].join('');
    break;
  default:
    messageContent = [ionitronStatements[Math.floor(Math.random() *
                                                       (ionitronStatements.length - 0) + 0)]].join('');
  }

  var replaceString = '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@';

  if (messageContent.length < replaceString.length) {
    var diff = (replaceString.length) - messageContent.length;
    var i = 0;

    while (i < diff) {
      messageContent = messageContent + ' ';
      i += 1;
    }
  }
  contents = contents.replace(replaceString, messageContent);
  log.info(chalk.cyan(contents));

  return;
}

module.exports = {
  print: print
};