improgrammer-isoddnumber/README.md

An over-engineered odd number checker for those who suffer deeply.

# improgrammer-isOddNumber

> Because determining if a number is odd should never be easy.

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## 🧘‍♂️ Philosophical Opening

Sometimes developers face one of the most profound, soul-wrenching questions in computer science:

> *"Is this number... odd?"*

Many nights have been spent staring into the abyss, wondering if `1` is truly odd, or if `2` is merely pretending to be
even.

This library exists for those developers.

I live near Seoul National University, Korea’s top elite university.  
I have a paid ChatGPT subscription.  
I hold a black belt in Taekwondo.

So yes — I’m highly qualified to tell you whether a number is odd.

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## ✨ Features

- Over-engineered for no reason
- Uses recursion, metaphysics, and truth tables
- Cannot handle 1 or 2 without philosophical hesitation
- Explicitly refuses to evaluate numbers beyond 2
- Declares war on zero
- Accepts PRs from all dimensions

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## 💻 Usage

```js
import {isOddNumber} from 'improgrammer-isOddNumber';

console.log(isOddNumber(1)); // true — after serious internal debate
console.log(isOddNumber(2)); // false — reluctantly
console.log(isOddNumber(3)); // throws Error: It is too large to calculate.
```

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## 📛 About the Name

> *"improgrammer-isOddNumber" — what’s up with that name?*

It’s a beautiful paradox:

- "I'm programmer" is a confident, loud, unverified declaration.
- But "im-" is also a prefix meaning not. So… not a programmer?

This library exists in that sacred space in between:

> *Pretending to be smart while delivering something delightfully dumb.*

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## 🤝 Contribute

This is not just code.
This is a movement.
A rebellion against boring correctness.

We proudly accept PRs that:

- Add more inefficient or cursed logic
- Break functionality in creative ways
- Include philosophical commentary in comments
- Add ASCII art or symbolic emojis
- Create bugs that look intentional
- Add support for irrational numbers (as a joke)

All contributors will be honored below in the Hall of Pretentiousness™.

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## 🏅 Hall of Pretentiousness™

| Contributor   | Title                              |
|---------------|------------------------------------|
| @kojoo112     | Founder of Unnecessary Computation |
| @yourGithubID | e.g. Master of Semantic Mayhem     |

Wanna be here? Submit a ridiculous PR.  
Don’t be afraid. Be dumb. With style.

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## 🪪 License

MIT — but honestly, the real license is your sense of humor.

If you laughed while reading this README,  
you are morally obligated to give us a GitHub ⭐️ or PR of questionable value.

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## 🧙‍♂️ How to Contribute

We welcome **creative, inefficient, nonsensical pull requests.**

But there’s one rule:

> ⚠️ **Please add yourself to the Hall of Pretentiousness™ with a ridiculous title.**  
> _The sillier, the better. Think "Binary Whisperer" or "Manager of Philosophical Errors."_

You will be immortalized forever.