hubot-scripts
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Allows you to opt in to a variety of scripts
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# Description:
# Get a meme from http://memecaptain.com/
#
# Dependencies:
# None
#
# Commands:
# hubot Y U NO <text> - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption of <text>
# hubot I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
# hubot <text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text>
# hubot <text> ALL the <things> - Generates ALL THE THINGS
# hubot <text> TOO DAMN <high> - Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy
# hubot Yo dawg <text> so <text> - Generates Yo Dawg
# hubot All your <text> are belong to <text> - All your <text> are belong to <text>
# hubot If <text>, <word that can start a question> <text>? - Generates Philosoraptor
# hubot <text>, BITCH PLEASE <text> - Generates Yao Ming
# hubot <text>, COURAGE <text> - Generates Courage Wolf
# hubot ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY <text> - Generates Boromir
# hubot IF YOU <text> GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME - Ski Instructor
# hubot IF YOU <text> TROLLFACE <text> - Troll Face
# hubot Aliens guy <text> - Aliens guy weighs in on something
# hubot Brace yourself <text> - Ned Stark braces for <text>
# hubot Iron Price <text> - To get <text>? Pay the iron price!
# hubot Not sure if <something> or <something else> - Generates a Futurama Fry meme
# hubot <text>, AND IT'S GONE - Bank Teller
# hubot WHAT IF I TOLD YOU <text> - Morpheus What if I told you
# hubot WTF <text> - Picard WTF
# hubot IF <text> THAT'D BE GREAT - Generates Lumberg
# hubot MUCH <text> (SO|VERY) <text> - Generates Doge
# hubot <text> EVERYWHERE - Generates Buzz Lightyear
#
# Author:
# bobanj, ericjsilva
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.respond /Y U NO (.+)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'NryNmg', 'Y U NO', msg.match[1], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /iron price (.+)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'q06KuA', msg.match[1], 'Pay the iron price', (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /aliens guy (.+)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'sO-Hng', msg.match[1], '', (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /brace yourself (.+)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, '7KY5sQ', 'Brace Yourself', msg.match[1], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*) (ALL the .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'cKjh_w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(I DON'?T ALWAYS .*) (BUT WHEN I DO,? .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'V8QnRQ', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*)(SUCCESS|NAILED IT.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'AbNPRQ', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*) (\w+\sTOO DAMN .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'RCkv6Q', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(NOT SURE IF .*) (OR .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'CsNF8w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(YO DAWG .*) (SO .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'Yqk_kg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(All your .*) (are belong to .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'Ss_hXw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*)\s*BITCH PLEASE\s*(.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'jo9J0Q', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*)\s*COURAGE\s*(.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'IMQ72w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY (.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'da2i4A', 'ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY', msg.match[1], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(IF YOU .*\s)(.* GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'lfSVJw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*)TROLLFACE(.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'dGAIFw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(IF .*), ((ARE|CAN|DO|DOES|HOW|IS|MAY|MIGHT|SHOULD|THEN|WHAT|WHEN|WHERE|WHICH|WHO|WHY|WILL|WON\'T|WOULD)[ \'N].*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, '-kFVmQ', msg.match[1], msg.match[2] + (if msg.match[2].search(/\?$/)==(-1) then '?' else ''), (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*)(AND IT\'S GONE.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'uIZe3Q', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /WHAT IF I TOLD YOU (.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'fWle1w', 'WHAT IF I TOLD YOU', msg.match[1], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /WTF (.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'z8IPtw', 'WTF', msg.match[1], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(IF .*)(THAT'D BE GREAT)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'q1cQXg', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(MUCH .*) ((SO|VERY) .*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'AfO6hw', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
robot.respond /(.*)(EVERYWHERE.*)/i, (msg) ->
memeGenerator msg, 'yDcY5w', msg.match[1], msg.match[2], (url) ->
msg.send url
memeGeneratorUrl = 'http://memecaptain.com/gend_images'
getDataPayload = (imageName, topText, botText) ->
data = getDataPayloadAdv(imageName, topText, botText, 0.05, 0, 0.9, 0.25, 0.05, 0.75, 0.9, 0.25)
return data
getDataPayloadAdv = (imageName, topText, botText, topX, topY, topW, topH, botX, botY, botW, botH) ->
data = {
src_image_id: imageName,
private: true,
captions_attributes: [
{
text: topText,
top_left_x_pct: topX,
top_left_y_pct: topY,
width_pct: topW,
height_pct: topH
},
{
text: botText,
top_left_x_pct: botX,
top_left_y_pct: botY,
width_pct: botW,
height_pct: botH
}
]
}
return JSON.stringify(data)
memeGenerator = (msg, imageName, topText, botText, callback) ->
processResult = (err, res, body) ->
return msg.send err if err
if res.statusCode == 303
callback res.headers.location
if res.statusCode == 202
timer = setInterval(->
msg.http(res.headers.location).get() (err, res, body) ->
if res.statusCode == 303
callback res.headers.location
clearInterval(timer)
, 2000)
if res.statusCode > 300
msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme. Unexpected status from memecaptain.com: #{res.statusCode}"
return
msg.http(memeGeneratorUrl)
.header("Content-Type", "application/json")
.header("Accept", "application/json")
.post(getDataPayload(imageName, topText, botText)) processResult
memeGeneratorAdv = (msg, imageName, topText, botText, topX, topY, topW, topH, botX, botY, botW, botH, callback) ->
processResult = (err, res, body) ->
return msg.send err if err
if res.statusCode == 303
callback res.headers.location
if res.statusCode == 202
timer = setInterval(->
msg.http(res.headers.location).get() (err, res, body) ->
if res.statusCode == 303
callback res.headers.location
clearInterval(timer)
, 2000)
if res.statusCode > 300
msg.reply "Sorry, I couldn't generate that meme. Unexpected status from memecaptain.com: #{res.statusCode}"
return
msg.http(memeGeneratorUrl)
.header("Content-Type", "application/json")
.header("Accept", "application/json")
.post(getDataPayloadAdv(imageName, topText, botText, topX, topY, topW, topH, botX, botY, botW, botH)) processResult