helem-cli/bin/helem.js

A fun CLI tool that displays a shocked ASCII art face with encouraging messages when you run upgrade commands

#!/usr/bin/env node

const { Command } = require('commander');
const program = new Command();

// Encouraging sentences to display randomly
const encouragingMessages = [
  "You've got this! 💪",
  "Take a deep breath, it's going to be okay! 🌟",
  "Remember: you can always rollback! 🔄",
  "Trust the process, you're a pro! ✨",
  "Upgrades are scary, but you're scarier! 👻",
  "Fortune favors the brave developer! 🚀",
  "This too shall pass (hopefully without breaking anything)! 🤞",
  "You've survived worse upgrades than this! 💯",
  "Backup ready? Let's do this thing! 📦",
  "The only way out is through... the upgrade! 🛤️",
  "Your future self will thank you! 🙏",
  "Breaking things is just learning in disguise! 🎭",
  "Every expert was once a beginner who didn't give up! 🌱",
  "You're braver than you believe! 🦁",
  "Embrace the chaos, you're the captain now! ⚡"
];

// Function to get a random encouraging message
function getRandomMessage() {
  const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * encouragingMessages.length);
  return encouragingMessages[randomIndex];
}

// ASCII art of a person in shock
const shockFace = ``;

const simpleShockFace = `
                                                                                          
                                                                                          
                                                                                          
                                       ..+x+:..                                           
                                   ..::x$$$$$$x:.::.                                      
                                 .....X&&&&&&&&&$;:::.                                    
                                ;;:..X&X+;+xXXxX&&;:;;+.                                  
                                +:..:x;::....::;+XX::+x;                                  
                               .+:..:+;;:::::::;+xx..+xx                                  
                               ::...;XX++X+::;xXX$$:.;xx:                                 
                           ........:Xxxx;xX+:X$xx$X+:::;;:                                
                  .............:+xX$$+;++;:::;;+XxxX;::.....::::::::::::::.               
           ...............:;+xXXx:X&x;.::.::.++;;;;x&$+x+;::...........::::::;;:.         
       ...............:;+xxx;.    :$X+;:::++;xx;;+xX$:   .:+xx+;;::..........:::::::.     
    ..............::;+xX;           +Xx;:;X$$&$++xXX           .+x+;;::::............+;   
  :...........::;++xx.              ;XXx+Xx$$$X$XX$+               .+x+;;:::::::::::;xx   
  x;::.....::;;+xXx.                .X$Xx+$&&&XXX$$:                .;XXx+;;;;;;;;;;+X:   
  :+;::;;+++xXX$&&&$Xx:              :$XX++;;+XX$$x             .;;;;;;x$$XXx++++xx+x;    
   ;x+xXxxX$$$$$Xx++++++++;.          x$$x+$&$x$&$;       .:;;;;:::::::;:;;;;;++xxX$:     
    .xxx+++++xx+++;;;;++++++++;;;;;;++XXX$$$$$&&$$X++xx+;;:::::::::::::;:;;+xxXX$X:       
      .x$$XXXxx++++++++++;;;:::::::;;::;xX$&&&&$X+;;x+:::::....:::;;;;;;++xX$$$X.         
         x$$XXXxxxxx+++++;::::......::;::;x$&&&X;::+::::.....:::;:+xxxxxx$$$$$x           
          .X$XXxxxx+x+x+x+::..............::;;::..::.........::;+;xxxXx++$&&&&:           
            +$$XxXXXXxxX++::......................:.........:;:;++XxXxxXXxxx;.            
               ;xXXX$xXX++:::..........................:...:;;;:xxXXXXXx;                 
                  x$$XX+x+:.::.........................:..::;;;:xXXX$x                    
                   .xXXxx;:.::.........................:.::;;;;:+XXx.                     
                     .xx+;:..::........................::::;;;;;+Xx                       
                       ;+;:.:::................. ..::..::::;;;;;;x                        
                        ;;::..::.:............ ..:::...::::;;;;;;:                        
                        .;:::.::.::.........::::::.....::::;;;;;;:                        
                         ::::::::::............:......::::;;;;+;;.                        
                         :::::::::::.....::..........:.::::;;;++;.                        `;

program
  .name('helem')
  .description('CLI tool that shows ASCII art reactions')
  .version('1.0.0');

program
  .command('upgrade')
  .description('Show a shocked face ASCII art with encouragement')
  .action(() => {
    console.log(simpleShockFace);
    console.log('\n' + '                    ' + getRandomMessage());
  });

// Show help if no command is provided
if (process.argv.length === 2) {
  program.help();
}

program.parse();