heidei_simulator/index.js

A tiny, silly package inspired by the viral "Heidei and the five" story

const input = require("prompt-sync")();
const GraphemeSplitter = require("grapheme-splitter");
const splitter = new GraphemeSplitter();

function typeWrite(text, speed = 50) {
    return new Promise((resolve) => {
        const chars = splitter.splitGraphemes(text);
        let i = 0;
        const interval = setInterval(() => {
            process.stdout.write(chars[i]);
            i++;
            if (i >= chars.length) {
                clearInterval(interval);
                process.stdout.write("\n");
                resolve();
            }
        }, speed);
    });
}

async function heidei() {
    console.clear();
    await typeWrite("Welcome to the heidei Simulator 👋", 50);
    let name = input("Enter your name: ");
    console.clear();
    await typeWrite(`Hello, ${name}! You have exactly £5 in your pocket.`, 50);
    await typeWrite("What do you want to do?", 50);
    await typeWrite("1. Buy some chips 🍟", 50);
    await typeWrite("2. Give it to someone in need", 50);
    await typeWrite("3. Just keep it 💼", 50);

    let choice = input("Choose (1/2/3): ");
    console.clear();

    if (choice === "1") {
        await typeWrite("You bought some chips... 🥲", 50);
        await typeWrite("The internet expected more from a hero like you!", 50);
        await typeWrite("You lost an offer from B-laban to make 'heidei Dubai'", 50);
        await typeWrite("You're pathetic!", 50);
    } else if (choice === "2") {
        await typeWrite("YOU DID IT! You gave away the £5 ... now you're a viral!", 50);
        await typeWrite("Internet’s calling you 'World Champion in Doing Good'!", 50);
        await typeWrite("B-laban is calling you to make a new brand of 'Dubai Cake'", 50);
        await typeWrite("'heidei Dubai' is officially released! and you are rich!", 50);

        await typeWrite("What do you wanna do next?", 50);
        await typeWrite("1. Keep giving to the poor ❤️", 50);
        await typeWrite("2. Stop giving and enjoy your wealth 💰", 50);

        let subChoice = input("Choose (1/2): ");
        console.clear();

        if (subChoice === "1") {
            await typeWrite("heidei is proud of you! 🌟 Keep spreading goodness!", 50);
        } else {
            await typeWrite("The internet expected more from a hero like you! 😅", 50);
        }
    } else if (choice === "3") {
        await typeWrite("You kept the £5. No cheers. Just you... with five lonely pounds.", 50);
        return `${name} chose to keep it and stay under the radar`;

    } else {
        await typeWrite("That’s not a valid choice! heidei is confused!", 50);
        return `Confused heidei mode activated`;
    }
}

module.exports = { heidei };