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Goofy ahh messages from Hank Breaking Bad!
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Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
exports.message = exports.messages = void 0;
// jsdocs
/**
* Hank Schrader's most iconic and sussy baka quotes. More to come.
* @type {HankMessage}
* @constant
*/
exports.messages = [
{
id: 'sussyBaka',
text: "Walt, I don't know man, you've been seeming sus lately. "
+ "It's almost like we have an impostor among us. "
+ "I saw that you wanted, don't lie to me Walt! You... sussy baka!",
source: 'cameo',
date: new Date('May 12 2021')
},
{
id: 'kraccBaccShorts',
text: "Hey attention all sussy bakas, Hank Schrader here with the DEA. "
+ "This is your first warning to check out the new official KRACC BACC meme channel. "
+ "Kracc Bacc. Shorts. Alright? On YouTube, for the funniest goofy ahhhhhhhh "
+ "Breaking Bad memes and the most videos of all time. "
+ "So stop playing Overwatch, get off Apex Legends "
+ "(I know it's hard, I'm a bit of a sus gamer myself, not gonna lie). "
+ "Stop watching Anime for sure, take off the fur suit, yeah, "
+ "and check out Kracc Bacc Shorts, alright? "
+ "If you don't, the DEA will catch you and turn you "
+ "into pimento cheese spread. Yeah, pimento cheese spread for kid named finger. "
+ "Sussy, sussy, SUSSY BAKA!",
source: 'cameo',
date: new Date('Jan 29 2022')
}
];
var message = function () { return exports.messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * exports.messages.length)]; };
exports.message = message;