goofy-cookie-cli/commands/evilCookieJar.js

A goofy cookie-themed CLI for fun

const { printWithEmoji, colors } = require('../utils/print');

function handleEvilCookieJarCommands(input) {
  const [cmd, ...args] = input.toLowerCase().split(/\s+/);
  const userArg = args.find(a => a.startsWith("@"));
  const color = colors.red;

  switch (cmd + " " + (args[0] || "")) {
    case "cookie bonk":
      printWithEmoji(userArg
        ? `💢 Evil cookie bonks ${userArg} and shatters reality!`
        : "💢 Evil cookie bonks itself... ouch!", color);
      break;
    case "cookie throw":
      printWithEmoji(userArg
        ? `💥 Evil cookie throws a cookie at ${userArg}! Watch out!`
        : "💥 Evil cookie throws cookies everywhere!", color);
      break;
    case "cookie fight":
      printWithEmoji(userArg
        ? `🥊 Evil cookie fights fiercely with ${userArg}!`
        : "🥊 Evil cookie fights with itself... epic battle!", color);
      break;
    case "cookie angry":
      printWithEmoji(userArg
        ? `😠 Evil cookie is angry at ${userArg}. Crumbs fly!`
        : "😠 Evil cookie is furious... crumbs everywhere!", color);
      break;
    case "cookie jealous":
      printWithEmoji(userArg
        ? `😤 Evil cookie is jealous of ${userArg}. Beware!`
        : "😤 Evil cookie is jealous... silently seething.", color);
      break;
    default:
      printWithEmoji(`Unknown evil cookie jar command: "${input}". Try 'cookie help'.`, color);
  }
}

module.exports = { handleEvilCookieJarCommands };