global_noscoping/global_noscoping_strict.js

noscopes the global variables you define

"use strict";

//YEAH LETS FIND THESE CRAP GLOBALS
var JUSTDOITINGLOBALSCOPE = function(){
    console.log("well shit, we're in strict mode. Guess we can't do anything because i can't make any globals.")
    console.log("YOLO!!")
    try {
        //Activate YOLO
        JUST_FUCK_MY_SHIT_UP_FAM = "THIS WILL NOT THROW AN ERROR"
    } catch (e) {
        //Deal with the problems with YOLOing
        throw new FUCKJAVASCRIPTERROR("wtf use strict why u do this to me i just wanna make globals")
    }
}

//This is what all errors should be like
var FUCKJAVASCRIPTERROR = function(message){
    this.name = "FUCK_JAVASCRIPT";
    this.message = message || "FUCK_JAVASCRIPT_IS_BAD";
    this.stack = (new Error()).stack
}

exports.JUSTDOITINGLOBALSCOPE = JUSTDOITINGLOBALSCOPE