global_noscoping/global_noscoping.js

noscopes the global variables you define

//not minified

//jesus christ i can't be arsed to write this twice
JUSTGETMYALPHABET = function(){
    //oh, and underscore case is better than camel case. Go kill yourself.
    FUCKING_ALPHABET = []
    for(FUCK_YOU = 97; FUCK_YOU < 123; FUCK_YOU++){
        FUCKING_ALPHABET.push(String.fromCharCode(FUCK_YOU))
    }
    return FUCKING_ALPHABET

}

JUSTDOITINGLOBALSCOPE = function(){
    if(typeof window == 'undefined'){
        window = global; //lmao node
    }
    //Declare in global scope because i hate my life.
    FUCKING_ALPHABET = JUSTGETMYALPHABET()
    //#GLOBAL_SCOPE #PROPER_PROGAMMING #I_GOT_A_FIRST_AT_MY_UNI_XD
    HASHTAG_DO_WE_LOVE_GLOBAL_SCOPE = false
    //What the fuck node doesn't allow the let keyword????
    //for(let SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER of FUCKING_ALPHABET){
    for(FUCK_YOU = 0; FUCK_YOU < FUCKING_ALPHABET.length; FUCK_YOU++){
        SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER = FUCKING_ALPHABET[FUCK_YOU]
        //Let's see if some noobs love global scope :D:D:D
        if(window[SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER]){
            console.log(SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER + " = JUST_FUCKING_DO_IT_IN_GLOBAL_SCOPE_LMAO")
            HASHTAG_DO_WE_LOVE_GLOBAL_SCOPE = true
        }
    }
    if(HASHTAG_DO_WE_LOVE_GLOBAL_SCOPE){
        //Noobs have been found!! :D:D:D
        if(typeof window.location !== 'undefined'){
            console.log(window.location.href + " was probably made by braindead monkeys")
        } else {
            console.log("Your node app was probably made by braindead monkeys")
        }
        console.log("####################################################")
        console.log("# global_scope brought to you by Java 8 script TM* #")
        console.log("####################################################")
    } else {
        //i guess they're ok
        console.log("well at least this website can name variables i guess??")
    }
    //return useful value for prosperity
    return HASHTAG_DO_WE_LOVE_GLOBAL_SCOPE.toString().toUpperCase()
}

NOSCOPEMYVARIABLES = function(){
    if(typeof window == 'undefined'){
        window = global; //lmao node
    }

    FUCK_JAVASCRIPT = false;

    FUCKING_ALPHABET = JUSTGETMYALPHABET()
    for(FUCK_YOU = 0; FUCK_YOU < FUCKING_ALPHABET.length; FUCK_YOU++){
        //holy shit i shouldn't write this twice either but nobody cares
        SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER = FUCKING_ALPHABET[FUCK_YOU]
        if(window[SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER]){
            //YEAH NO SCOPE THOSE VARIABLES
            //If you used var at the highest level, really?
            //Who the hell does 'var a' at a global level
            //jesus christ
            if(!delete window[SOME_FUCKING_CHARACTER]){
                FUCK_JAVASCRIPT = true;
            }
        }
    }
    //Return useful value for prosperity
    return FUCK_JAVASCRIPT.toString().toUpperCase().toLowerCase().toUpperCase()
}

exports.JUSTDOITINGLOBALSCOPE = JUSTDOITINGLOBALSCOPE
exports.NOSCOPEMYVARIABLES = NOSCOPEMYVARIABLES