five/five.js

Gives you five

(function () {

  var five = function() { return 5; };

  five.upHigh = function() { return '⁵'; };
  five.downLow = function() { return '₅'; };
  five.roman = function() { return 'V'; };

  five.arabic = function() { return 'خمسة'; };
  five.azerbaijani = function() { return 'beş'; };
  five.basque = function() { return 'bost'; };
  five.bosnian = function() { return 'pet'; };
  five.bulgarian = function() { return 'пет'; };
  five.catalan = function() { return 'cinc'; };
  five.chinese = function() { return '五'; };
  five.choctaw = function() { return 'tahlapi'; };
  five.croatian = function() { return 'pet'; };
  five.czech = function() { return 'pět'; };
  five.dovah = function() { return 'hen'; };
  five.dutch = function() { return 'vijf'; };
  five.elvish = function() { return 'lempe'; };
  five.english = function() { return 'five'; };
  five.finnish = function() { return 'viisi'; };
  five.french = function() { return 'cinq'; };
  five.german = function() { return 'fünf'; };
  five.hebrew = function() { return 'חמש'; };
  five.hindi = function() { return 'पांच'; };
  five.indonesian = function() { return 'lima'; };
  five.irish = function() { return 'cúig'; };
  five.italian = function() { return 'cinque'; };
  five.japanese = function() { return '五'; };
  five.kannada = function() { return 'ಐದು'; };
  five.klingon = function() { return 'vagh'; };
  five.korean = function() { return '오'; };
  five.latin = function() { return 'quinque'; };
  five.mongolian = function() { return 'таван'; };
  five.persian = function() { return 'پنج'; };
  five.piglatin = function() { return 'ivefay'; };
  five.polish = function() { return 'pięć'; };
  five.portuguese = function () { return 'cinco'; };
  five.romanian = function() { return 'cinci'; };
  five.russian = function() { return 'пять'; };
  five.slovenian = function() { return 'pet'; };
  five.spanish = function() { return 'cinco'; };
  five.swedish = function() { return 'fem'; };
  five.tamil = function() { return 'ஐந்து'; };
  five.telugu = function() { return 'ఐదు'; };
  five.thai = function() { return 'ห้า'; };

  five.morseCode = function() { return 'di-di-di-di-dit'; };
  five.binary = function() { return '101'; };
  five.octal = function() { return '5'; };
  five.hex = function() { return '5'; };

  five.negative = function() { return -5; };
  five.loud = function() { return 'FIVE'; };
  five.smooth = function() { return 'S'; };

  five.tooSlow = function() {
    var returnIn = new Date(new Date().valueOf() + 555);

    do {} while(new Date() < returnIn);

    return five();
  };

  five.map = function(array) { return array.map(five); };
  five.reduce = function(array) { return array.reduce(five); };

  five.fab = function() {
    return ['Juwan Howard','Ray Jackson','Jimmy King','Jalen Rose','Chris Webber'];
  };

  if(typeof module !== 'undefined' && module.exports) {
    module.exports = five;
  } else if (window) {
    window.five = five;
  }
}());