ffsnode/dist/messages.js

[WIP] A simple, efficient Node version manager that aims to be fast, predictable, and frustration-free.

"use strict";
Object.defineProperty(exports, "__esModule", { value: true });
exports.getRandomMessage = exports.messages = void 0;
exports.messages = [
    "I hear you. It's rough. But you're not alone.",
    "It's okay. Even the best devs have days like this.",
    'Your frustration is valid. Debugging is an emotional rollercoaster.',
    'Take a breath. Stretch. Hydrate. You got this.',
    "I see you struggling. That means you care. That's a good thing.",
    'Remember: every error message is just a puzzle waiting to be solved.',
    "You've fixed worse bugs than this. You'll fix this one too.",
    "Even senior devs Google basic things. You're doing fine.",
    "Debugging isn't a skill, it's a personality trait. And you've got it.",
    "If it were easy, everyone would be doing it. You're on the hard path for a reason.",
    'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Your brain, I mean.)',
    'Somewhere, an unpaid intern just committed to master. Feel better?',
    'npm install... your patience.',
    "JavaScript is the language of the web. The web is chaos. Conclusion: It's not your fault.",
    "Look, if Stack Overflow didn't exist, none of us would be here.",
    'Zen and the art of debugging: The problem exists only as long as you perceive it.',
    "Every bug teaches you something. Even if it's just how to swear in a new language.",
    "A wise coder once said: 'Just commit and push. Future You will deal with it.'",
    'Coding is like life: full of unexpected exceptions and infinite loops.',
    "You can't brute force inner peace. But you *can* brute force a fix.",
    "Take a break. Walk away. Solutions love sneaking up when you're not looking.",
    'Step away from the keyboard. Hydration > frustration.',
    'Rubber duck debugging: 90% effective, 100% ridiculous.',
    'Read the error message again. Slowly. With love.',
    "Break it down. One problem at a time. You've got this.",
    "Node versions shouldn't be this hard. That's why I exist.",
    "If it's a weird bug, it's probably a permissions issue. Or caching. Always caching.",
    'Congratulations! You found another way JavaScript makes no sense.',
    "Just blame npm. It's what we all do.",
    "If I had a dollar for every time someone was mad at Node, I'd be AWS.",
    "You're doing your best. And that's enough.",
    'Perfection is a lie. Progress is real.',
    "It's okay to be frustrated. It means you care.",
    "You're not alone. Every dev has been here.",
    "You'll figure it out. You always do.",
];
const getRandomMessage = () => {
    return exports.messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * exports.messages.length)];
};
exports.getRandomMessage = getRandomMessage;