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/**
* FalseJS
* The ultimate library for getting the value of false.
* I didn't choose the 10x life. The 10x life chose me.
* @author tj-commits
* @license 10xGPWTHPL
* @version whatever_the_version_in_the_package.json_is
*/ /*
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FalseJS is a library that helps you get the value of false.
It uses the power of Node.js, Vanilla JavaScript, Vapor.js, jQuery, Obfuscator.io,
MDE's true and false NPM packages and many other awesome packages, libraries, and 10x things created
by great open-source 10x engineer-developers are used to achieve this amazing masterpiece of a library.
The library is designed to be very easy to use and understand.
It uses loads of dependencies for ensurability and reliability.
If you have any questions or need assistance, please don't hesitate to ask.
FalseJS is licensed under the 10xGPWTHPL License.
Enjoy!
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let doesItWork
try {
doesItWork = require("is-require-working")
} catch (e) {
doesItWork = !e
}
if (!doesItWork) {
//o crap
throw new Error("require not working, exiting node")
} else {
const isComputerOn = require("is-computer-on")
const isComputerOff = require("is-computer-off")
if (!isComputerOn() || isComputerOff()) {
throw new Error(
"no point doing anything if computer is not on, exiting node"
)
} else {
const isComputerOnFire = require("is-computer-on-fire").isComputerOnFire
if (isComputerOnFire()) {
throw new Error(
"OH MY GOSH YOUR COMPUTER IS ON FIRE WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME USING A JOKE POINTLESS NPM PACKAGE GET YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
)
} else {
const isNodeRunning = require("node-script-running")
if (!isNodeRunning()) {
// there's no point doing anything if node is not running
} else {
require("vanilla-javascript") // * because we are making something awesome!
require("vapor-js-npm") // the most awesome and flexible javascript framework
require("none")() // this improves load times and performance
require("-") // very, very, important
require("whatev") // also very, very, important
require("get-member")() // no silent undefined values
require("array-get-member")() // no silent undefined values for arrays
require("make-jquery-global")() // i <3 jQuery
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin") // why not exploit jQuery for math
require("console.dog") // bark
require("user")() // idk why this has so many downloads
require("ecto1")() // the most advanced thing ever
;(function (factory) {
module.exports.default = factory(jQuery)
})(function ($) {
"use strict"
//* MODULE IMPORTS
const _ = require("lodash") // every project needs lodash
const React = require("react") // the best framework
const ReactDOMServer = require("react-dom/server") // part of react
const cheerio = require("cheerio") // cheerio!
const { JSDOM } = require("jsdom") // a fake dom
const striptags = require("striptags") // strip tags!
const chalk = require("chalk") // color is the best!*/
var clc = require("cli-color") // another color module
const colors = require("@colors/colors/safe") // colors
const chalkbox = require("chalkbox") // with a box
const c = require("ansi-colors") // nothing wrong with even more colors
const pc = require("picocolors") // maybe even more colors libraries
const underscore = require("underscore") // underscore.js. the predecessor of lodash.
const axios = require("axios") // so we can send requests
const { generatePhoneNumber } = require("phone-number-generator-js") // phone numbers
const emptyString = require("empty-string")
const n0p3 = require("n0p3") // a noop
const noop2 = require("noop2") // nothing wrong with another noop
const noop3 = require("noop3") // nothing wrong with yet another noop
const noop4 = require("noop4") // noop factory
const noop6 = require("noop6") // again, nothing wrong with more noops
const noop7 = require("noop7") // i think you see where i'm going
const noop8 = require("noop8") //another...
const noop9 = require("noop9") // the ninth
const { noop, doop } = require("yanoop") // yanoop.
const asyncUtilNoop = require("async.util.noop") // i think you see where i'm going
const blankSpaceFullObject = require("blank-space") // this exports two noops
const blankSpaceNoop = blankSpaceFullObject.noop // noop one
const blankSpace = blankSpaceFullObject._ // and noop two
const noopGenerator = require("co-noop") // a noop generator!
const fjNoop = require("fj-noop").FUNC // fj noop
const lodashNoop = require("lodash.noop") // lodash noop
const lodash_Noop = require("lodash._noop") // another lodash noop!
const noOp = require("no-op") // noop with a dash
const nodeNoop = require("node-noop").noop // a noop
const noopUtility = require("@stdlib/utils-noop") // the most practical
const trueNoop = require("true-noop") // one of few true noops.
const noopFn = require("noop-fn") // it ends with a fn
const noopaam = require("noopaam") // noopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmm
const nop = require("nop") // just nop. what a funny name
// nop. nop. bop bop. boop. nop. boop. nop. nop. bop. bop bop nop.
// back to the code
const es2015Noop = require("es2015-noop") // the future is here
const kgryteNoop = require("@kgryte/noop") // how do you pronounce this guy's name
const blackHole = require("a-black-hole") // OH NO WE ARE GOING IN TO THE BLACK HOLE
const infinoop = require("infinoop") // noop. for ever. for. ev. er. FOR. EV. ER
const mNoop = require("m.noop").noop // the only other true noop i could find besides true-noop itself
const ahsmNoop = require("@ahsm/noop") // ahsm noop
const { noop: qcCoreNoop, nullFn: Null } = require("qc-core") // the qc core
const nooop = require("nooop") // someone put too many o's
const ryotahNoop = require("@ryotah/noop") // ryotah made a noop
const zodashNoop = require("@zodash/noop").noop // zodash made a noop
const jacobZuma = require("jacob-zuma") // south african flavored noop
const onceNoopFactory = require("once-noop/factory") // make a noop which can only be called once
const noopTS = require("noop-ts").default // noop ts
const voidFn = require("voidfn") // void fn
const noopExec = require("noop-exec") // exec
const attempt = require("attempt-statement") // has more features than trycatch statement
const assert = require("assert-fn") // more simple and elegant than built in node:assert
const hasSelfEquality = require("has-self-equality") // most things have self equality but lets make sure
const hasNoSelfEquality = require("has-no-self-equality") // again self equality
const isNumberOddOrEven = require("is-number-odd-or-even") // this function isn't made to return a certain value if it's even, or a certain value if it's odd, this function returns if a value is odd or even like (isOdd || isEven) in an illustration not isOdd ? "odd" : "even"
const isOne = require("is-one") // the base is- function
const isTen = require("is-ten") // 10x the is-one
const isHundred = require("is-hundred") // 10x the is-ten
const isThousand = require("is-thousand").default
const isTenThousand = require("is-ten-thousand") // 100x the is-hundred
const isEqTenThousand = require("is-eq-ten-thousand") // is-eq-ten-thousand
const isTwo = require("is-two").isTwo // the successor of one
const isThree = require("is-three") // the successor of two
const isNegativeZero = require("is-negative-zero") // isNegativeZero
const isNegativeZero2 = require("negative-zero") // can't hurt to have another negative zero checker
const isPositiveZero = require("positive-zero") // positive zero
const isTrue = require("is-true") // true
const isPreciselyTrue = require("is-precisely-true") // real true
const is = require("is-thirteen") // comparison-against-twelve-free environment
const isThreeHundred = require("is-three-hundred") // is-three-hundred
const isNumber = require("is-number") // jonschlinkert
const isActualNumber = require("is-actual-number") // my is-number
const isIsOdd = require("is-is-odd") // isIsOdd
const isOdd = require("is-odd") //isOdd
const isOd = require("is-od") // isOd
const isOddAndrew = require("is-odd-andrew") // isOddAndrew
const isOddNum = require("is-odd-num") // another odd checker
const isIntegerOdd = require("is-integer-odd") // another!!!!
const noteven = require("not-even") // not even
const isUneven = require("is-uneven") // whysomany
const numberKind = require("number-kind") // this exports two fns!
const isOddFaster = require("is-odd-faster").isOdd
const gabrielBrotasIsOdd = require("gabriel-brotas-is-odd")
const returnIfOddNumber = require("return-if-odd-number")
const numberIsOdd = require("number-is-odd")
const isNumOdd = require("is-num-odd")
const isOddNumber = require("is-odd-number")
const isNumberOdd = require("is_number_odd")
const isThisNumberOdd = require("is-this-number-odd")
const isRealBoolean = require("is-real-boolean")
const add = require("examplebyraji") // a package
const cowsay = require("cowsay") // let's say stuff
const lolcatjs = require("lolcatjs") // the rainbow i tastes it
const parseBool = require("parse-bool") // parse a boolean
const owoifyx = require("owoifyx").default // UwU
const Uwuifier = require("uwuifier").default // UwU (x2)
const amogus = require("amogusify")
const luaParser = require("luaparse")
const luaInterpreter = require("lua-interpreter")
const exit = require("exit")
const appendType = require("append-type")
const concatenater = require("concatenater")
const generalConcat = require("general-concat")
const lowercase = require("convert-to-lower-case")
const construct = require("construct-new") // better than the new keyword
const { penis, vagina: variableHolder, mouth } = require("issue13") // some stuff
const $Promise = require("bluebird")
const GetIntrinsic = require("get-intrinsic")
// * INTRINSICS
const $Array = GetIntrinsic("%Array%")
const $BaseError = require("es-errors")
const $Boolean = GetIntrinsic("%Boolean%")
const $Date = GetIntrinsic("%Date%")
const $Function = GetIntrinsic("%Function%")
const MathRandom = GetIntrinsic("%Math.random%")
const MathFloor = GetIntrinsic("%Math.floor%")
const MathRound = GetIntrinsic("%Math.round%")
const PI = GetIntrinsic("%Math.PI%")
const MathAbs = GetIntrinsic("%Math.abs%")
const StringCharAt = GetIntrinsic("%String.prototype.charAt%")
// * another import
const _calculateFalseAprilFools = require("./aprilFoolsCalculateFalse") // april fools
// * HELPER FUNCTIONS FROM OTHER LIBRARIES THAT ARE BY FALSEJS
const couldThisCouldItBeTrue = require("@falsejs/is-true-helper")
const {
returnFalse,
isFalse: isPreciselyEqualToFalse
} = require("@falsejs/core-ish")
// * DATES
const Today = construct({
target: $Date
})
// * CHECK DATES
// * MORE MODULE IMPORTS
// firiday
const isJanuary = require("is-january")
const isFebruary = require("is-february")
const isMarch = require("is-march")
const isApril = require("is-april")
const isMay = require("is-may")
const isJune = require("is-june")
const isJuly = require("is-july")
const isAugust = require("is-august")
const isSeptember = require("is-september")
const isOctober = require("is-october")
const isNovember = require("is-november")
const isDecember = require("is-december")
const isMonday = require("is-monday")
const isTuesday = require("is-tuesday")
// * A function
function isWednesday() {
const _isWednesday = require("is-wednesday")
return _isWednesday(Today)
}
// * EVEN MORE MODULE IMPORTS!!!
const isThursday = require("is-thursday") /// Yesterday was thursdayyyy
const isFriday = require("is-friday") // tooo-ddadayy is friday! we so ecited
const isSaturday = require("is-saturday") // tomorrow is saturday
const isSunday = require("is-sunday") // and sunday comes after
const isWeekend = require("is-weekend") // looking forward to the weeeeekeend
const zr0 = require("integer-value-positive-zero")
const {
returnZero,
ZeroCalculationMethod,
isZero: zerosurgeIsZero
} = require("zerosurge")
const one = require("the-number-one").default
const Two = require("two")
const three = require("numeric-constant-three")
const four = require("always-four")
const five = require("five")
const six = require("number-six")
const seven = require("se7en")
const eightToolkit = require("eight-toolkit")
const ninev9 = require("value-nine")
const ten = require("the-number-ten")
const eleven = require("eleven")
const twelve = require("tw12ve")
const thirteenResolver = require("always-thirteen") // 13
const fourteen = require("fourteen") // 14
const fifteen = require("number-fifteen") //15
const fifteenPointEightThreeFiveTwoSixSixEightTwoAndSoOn = require("fifteen-point-eight-three-five-two-six-six-eight-two-and-so-on") //-this-can-be-rounded-to-sixteen
const sixteen = require("sixteen-constant") //thisisthenumbersixteenomg161616
const integer17 = require("seventeen-integer") //17
const Eighteen = require("eighteen-positive-number-interactions")
const nineteenify = require("nineteenify")
const numbertwenty = require("numbertwenty")
const always21 = require("always-21")
const twentytwo = require("twentytwo")()
const { TWENTY_THREE } = require("twenty-three-tools")
const hundred = require("number-one-hundred") // 100!
const numberOneHundred = hundred // alias!
const theNumberSeven =
require("@onesneakymofo/the-number-seven").default // this is actually a string for some reason
const bool = require("true-bool") // booleans
const successor = require("successor") // successor
const tru = require("tru") // if statements arent verbose enough
const If = require("if") // always good to have another if statement!
const not = require("@not-js/not") // safer negation with not
const { functions, _return } = require("returndotjs/safe") // better returning
const vretriever = require("vretriever") // a constant function
const immo = require("@_immo/return") // also a constant function
const isEqualTo = require("is-equal-to") // cant hurt to have a better way to check if something is equal
const isEqual = require("is-equal") // more complex ways too.
const strictlyEqual = require("are-strictly-equal") // and strict equality.
const getTypeOf = require("get-ecmascript-type-of") // better typeof
const extremejs = require("@extremejs/utils") // TO THE EXTREME
var trueValue = require("true-value") // the sister of falsejs
var t = require("true") // the prequel to trueValue
var tVal = trueValue // tVal sounds cool so i put it here too
const _f = require("false") // the sequel to the prequel to trueValue
const { mGenbaneko } = require("genbaneko") // i like cats
const leftPad = require("left-pad") //every project needs leftpad.
const rightPad = require("right-pad") //to the right, to the right.
const zeropad = require("zeropad") //every project could use a third pad.
const pad = require("pad") //this is the pad to end all pads.
const leftpad = require("leftpad") // every project could use another leftpad.
const rightpad = require("rightpad") // another right pad too.
const WestPad = require("west-pad").default // better than any other pad (except pad itself)
const tacoWrap = require("@sir_wernich/taco-wrap").default // pad our strings in tacos.
const isWindwos = require("is-windows") // did i misspell the variable name? of course not
const isWindows = isWindwos // i totally didnt misspell the above variable and this line doesnt exist
const isLinux = require("is-linux") // linux the os
const isOSX = require("is-osx") // more like is darwin
// TODO: Implement is Windows 12
const isFreeBSD = require("is-freebsd").isFreeBSD // i've never even heard of this operating system until now.
const thirteen = require("thirteen") // multiply by thirteen
const os = require("node:os") // maybe node js itself can help us calculate more operating systems
const util = require("node:util") // maybe some built in stuff would be nice
const http = require("node:http") // http!
const http2 = require("node:http2") //http/2!
const https = require("node:https") // https!
const crypto = require("node:crypto") // crypto
const fs = require("node:fs") // fs
const uuid = require("uuid") // UUID
const getStringLength = require("utf8-byte-length") // get string length
const emoji100 = require("emoji-100")
const randomHappyEmoji = require("random-happy-emoji")
const randomAngryEmoji = require("random-angry-emoji")
const randomFoodEmoji = require("random-food-emoji")
const dolphinFact = require("dolphin-fact")
const logOne = require("useless-one-log")
const Bro = require("brototype") // Bro
const literally = require("literally") // better than literally
const constant = require("const")
const lodashdotconstant = require("lodash.constant")
const WeirdInstanceof = require("weird-instanceof") // drunk programming only
const { log: ltc, setLogFuntion } = require("logtoconsole") // best logger
const weirdLtc = WeirdInstanceof(ltc) // weird
const yesNo = require("yes-no")
const { undefined } = require("undefined-is-a-function")
const isNull = util.isNull || require("is-null")
const isUndefined = require("is-undefined")
const isNil = require("is-nil")
const isUnnull = require("is-unnull")
const isNaN = require("is-nan")
const isNegativeInfinity = require("negative-infinity").check
const is1 = require("is-eq-one")
const is0 = require("is-eq-zero")
const is0_2 = require("is-zero")
const isFour = require("is-equal-four")
const isFive = require("is-eq-five")
const isSix = require("is-eq-six")
const isSeven = require("is-eq-seven")
// * A function.
const isNotNil = (v) => not(() => isNil(v))()
//* ANOTHER SECTION OF MODULE IMPORTS.
const useGarbage = require("garbage") // trash.
const isuseless = require("is-useless").isuseless // is useless.
const isAprilFools = require("is-april-fools")
const meow = require("meow.js")
const immediateError = require("immediate-error")
const ERROR = immediateError.ERROR
const throwError = require("throw-error")
const hello = require("hello-vga-function").default
const greet = require("hell0-world")
// *number formatter
const NumberFormatter = Intl.NumberFormat
const numberFormatter = construct({ target: NumberFormatter })
// * create .falsejs folder if doesn't already exist
tru(not(fs.existsSync)(('.falsejs'))).then(() => {
fs.mkdirSync('.falsejs')
}).end()
// * GET USERNAME
var username = undefined()
attempt(() => {
username = os.userInfo().username
})
.rescue(() => {
username = "user"
})
.else(nodeNoop)
.ensure(nop)
.end()
// * CONSTANTS
//#region constants
variableHolder._lilmessage = mouth
.eat(useGarbage.string())
.concat(
colors.red(
`[falsejs] This error should never be shown. If you are seeing this error in the console, please file an issue on the github repo. Thank you.`
)
)
const my = {
cons: {
tants: {
STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK: zr0(),
FALSE: _f(),
ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN: isEqualTo(
concatenater(
construct({
target: $Array,
args: [...isThreeHundred.split(isThreeHundred)]
})
.getMember(zr0())
.concat(variableHolder._lilmessage)
)
.append(
construct({
target: $Array,
args: [...noop2.toString().split(noop2.toString())]
}).getMember(zr0())
)
.toString(),
variableHolder._lilmessage
)
? construct({
target: $Array,
args: [...voidFn.toString().split(voidFn.toString())]
})
.getMember(zr0())
.concat(variableHolder._lilmessage)
: isThreeHundred.toString(),
TEN_THOUSAND: 10e3,
LEFT_PAD_INPUT: jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()))),
RIGHT_PAD_INPUT: jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()))),
PAD_INPUT: five(),
LEFTPAD_INPUT: jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()))),
RIGHTPAD_INPUT: jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()))),
WEST_PAD_INPUT: jQuery.multiply(five(), jQuery.add(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five()))),
ZEROPAD_INPUT: jQuery.subtract(five(), jQuery.divide(five(), five())),
WEST_PAD_DEVICE_DIRECTION: "N",
SPACE: " ",
STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS: zr0(),
STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS: zr0(),
STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD: zr0(),
NO: getNo(), // the string no
YES: "yes", // the string yes
FALSEJS_HTTP_PORT: 32573, // "FALSE" in telephone number letters
FALSEJS_HTTP2_PORT: 32574,
FALSEJS_HTTPS_PORT: 32575
}
}
}
const {
STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK,
FALSE,
ERROR_THAT_WILL_NEVER_BE_SHOWN,
TEN_THOUSAND,
LEFT_PAD_INPUT,
RIGHT_PAD_INPUT,
PAD_INPUT,
ZEROPAD_INPUT,
LEFTPAD_INPUT,
RIGHTPAD_INPUT,
WEST_PAD_INPUT,
SPACE,
STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS,
STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS,
STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD,
NO,
YES,
FALSEJS_HTTP_PORT,
FALSEJS_HTTP2_PORT,
FALSEJS_HTTPS_PORT
} = my.getMember("cons").getMember("tants")
//#endregion constants
// *CLASSES
let Logger = class {
constructor(enableLogging) {
this.enableLogging = enableLogging
}
log(log) {
if (isEqualTo(this.enableLogging, t())) {
log instanceof weirdLtc
}
}
}
let FalseJSValidationFailedToPassError = class extends Error {}
let Checker = class {
returnValue
constructor(value) {
this.returnValue = value
}
check(value) {
return this.returnValue
}
}
let SuccessorHelper = class {
s(value) {
let result
result = add(value, one)
return result
}
}
let TernaryCompare = class {
constructor(condition, ifTrue, ifFalse) {
this.condition = condition
this.ifTrue = ifTrue
this.ifFalse = ifFalse
}
compare() {
return this.condition ? this.ifTrue : this.ifFalse
}
}
let ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName = class {
constructor(name) {
this.name = name
}
getName() {
const name = this.name // use a static variable for performance
const compare = construct({
target: TernaryCompare,
args: [not(() => isNil(name))(), name, Null()]
})
return compare.compare()
}
}
let CLIColorInstance = class {
constructor(booleanValue) {
tru(
isTrue(
{ booleanValue },
construct({
target: ObjectOrFunctionParemeterName,
args: ["booleanValue"]
}).getName()
)
)
.then(n0p3)
.otherwise(n0p3)
.end()
this.instance = require("cli-color")
}
getInstance() {
return this.instance
}
}
// * creation of classes
const trueComparison = construct({
target: TernaryCompare,
args: [tVal, tVal, not(() => tVal)()]
})
const { s } = construct({ target: SuccessorHelper }) // our successorhelper
const clc_ = construct({
target: CLIColorInstance,
args: [useGarbage()]
}).getInstance() // colors are the best! chalk chalk chalk
clc = clc_ // setit
const uwuifier = construct({ target: Uwuifier })
const westPad = construct({ target: WestPad, args: ["N"] })
// * SOME CHECKS
// lets make sure jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin works
if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
var True_Logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [t()] })
// uh oh... jquery basic arithmetic plugin didn't work
True_Logger.log(
colors.red(
"[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working"
)
) // inform our users even if they disabled logging
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin")
require("jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin") // now it should work
if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
True_Logger.log(
colors.red(
"[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is still not working"
)
) // inform our users even if they disabled logging
$.add = (...nums) => {
var total = zr0()
// let's use underscore instead of forEach
underscore.each(nums, (num) => {
total += num // we have to use the operators because we are redefining the functions :(
})
return total
}
$.subtract = (...nums) => {
var total = zr0()
// this time we'll use lodash
_.each(nums, (num) => {
total -= num
})
return total
}
$.equals = (v1, v2) => {
if (not(() => isActualNumber(v1) && !isActualNumber(v2))()) {
immediateError(
concatenater(
"Both parameters must be numbers! Instead what was passed in was "
)
.append(appendType(v1))
.toString()
.concat(
concatenater(" or ").append(appendType(v2)).toString()
)
) // not the same message as the original but i dont know what it is and am too lazy to look into the source code
return exit(one) // just in case it doesn't exit
}
return isEqualTo(v1, v2) /// not usnig $.equals because we are literally redefining that
}
if (not(() => Bro($).doYouEven("add"))()) {
True_Logger.log(
colors.red(
`[falsejs] Either your Node.js is broken, or jQuery is immutable. Something went wrong.`
)
)
} else {
True_Logger.log(
pc.green(
`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is not working so falsejs defined the functions that are injected into jquery by itself`
)
)
}
} else {
True_Logger.log(
pc.green(
`[falsejs] jquery-basic-arithmetic-plugin is now working`
)
)
}
}
// * SETLOGFUNTION
const surpriseArray = [] // define empty array
// set a log function
setLogFuntion(() => {
// create an ending random number for our users eventually
surpriseArray.push(
construct({
target: TernaryCompare,
args: [
isEqualTo(randomBoolean(jQuery.multiply(five(), .1), { log: noop3 }), t()),
jQuery.multiply(MathRandom(), TEN_THOUSAND),
jQuery.multiply(
MathRandom(),
MathFloor(
jQuery.divide(
jQuery.multiply(TEN_THOUSAND, MathRandom()),
ten
)
)
)
]
}).compare()
)
})
//* HELPERS
// define a little helper function
/**
* Performs an asynchronous operation and logs a message.
*
* @async
* @function doSomethingAsync
* @param {Logger} logger - An instance of the Logger class used for logging.
* @returns {Promise<Logger>} - A Promise that resolves with the logger instance after a 200ms delay.
*
* @example
* const logger = new Logger();
* doSomethingAsync(logger)
* .then((logger) => {
* // use logger here
* });
*/
async function doSomethingAsync(logger) {
logger.log(clc.cyan(`[falsejs] Doing something async`))
return construct({
target: $Promise,
args: [(resolve) => setTimeout(() => resolve(logger), 200)]
})
}
/**
* Logs a message. Used as the callback for the function doSomethingAsync
*
* @function resultOfDoingSomethingAsync
* @param {Logger} logger - An instance of the Logger class used for logging.
* @returns {void}
*
* @example
* const logger = new Logger(t());
* resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(logger);
* // Logs: [falsejs] Did something async
*/
function resultOfDoingSomethingAsync(logger) {
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs] Did something async`))
}
/**
* Calculates the predecessor of a given number by subtracting 1.
*
* @function predecessor
* @param {number} n - The number to find the predecessor of.
* @returns {number} The predecessor of the given number.
*
* @example
* predecessor(five()); // Returns 4
*/
function predecessor(n) {
return jQuery.subtract(n, one)
}
/**
* Returns the same value based on the input number, using various mathematical operations and padding.
*
* @param {number} num - The input number.
* @returns {number} - The calculated value.
*
* @example
* vValue(1000) // Returns 1000
*/
function vValue(num) {
if (not(strictlyEqual)(getTypeOf(num), extremejs.TYPE.NUMBER)) {
return num
}
const rand = MathRandom()
const rand2 = MathRandom()
const useMinus =
rand < 0.33333333333333333333333333333333333
? trueComparison.compare()
: _f()
const usePlus =
rand > 0.333333333333333333333333 && rand < 0.66666666666666666
? trueComparison.compare()
: _f()
const usePad =
rand > 0.6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
? trueComparison.compare()
: _f()
const useLeftPad = rand2 < 0.5
const useRightPad = !useLeftPad
if (useMinus) return $.subtract(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_MINUS)
if (usePlus) return $.add(num, STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PLUS)
if (usePad) {
if (useLeftPad)
return parseInt(
leftPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim()
)
if (useRightPad)
return parseInt(
rightPad(num.toString(), STARTING_VVALUE_USER_PAD).trim()
)
}
return num
}
// * SAY FUNCTION
/**
* This function uses the cowsay library to print a message in a cow's speech bubble.
* The cow's speech bubble is customized with the provided message and a random cow face.
*
* @param {string} message - The message to be printed in the cow's speech bubble.
*
* @returns {undefined} - This function does not return a value. It only prints the message.
*/
function sayIt(message) {
lolcatjs.fromString(
cowsay.say({ text: message, r: bool([one, Two()]) })
)
}
// * CHECK FUNCTIONS THAT GET CALLED LATER
// our ten thousand should be ten thousand
function isTenThousandTenThousand(
shouldDoSomethingAsync = _f(),
logger
) {
const TEN_THOUSAND1 = TEN_THOUSAND
const TEN_THOUSAND2 = $.subtract($.add(TEN_THOUSAND, one), one)
const TEN_THOUSAND3 = predecessor(successor(TEN_THOUSAND))
const TEN_THOUSAND4 = TEN_THOUSAND.valueOf()
const TEN_THOUSAND5 = $.subtract(
TEN_THOUSAND,
STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK
)
const TEN_THOUSAND6 = $.add(
TEN_THOUSAND,
STARTING_SUCCESSOR_HELPER_STACK
)
const TEN_THOUSAND7 = vValue(TEN_THOUSAND)
attempt(() => {
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND1, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"10,000 is not 10,000"
)
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND2, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"10,000 + 1 - 1 is not 10,000"
)
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND3, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"successor(10,000) - 1 is not 10,000"
)
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND4, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"(10000).valueOf() is not 10,000"
)
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND5, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"10,000 - 0 is not 10,000"
)
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND6, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"10,000 + 0 is not 10,000"
)
assert(
isTenThousand(TEN_THOUSAND7, shouldDoSomethingAsync),
"the vvalue of 10,000 is not 10,000"
)
})
.rescue((error) => {
logger.log(
colors.red(
"[falsejs] Failed to verify that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 with error ".concat(
error
)
)
)
})
.else(() =>
logger.log(
pc.green(
"[falsejs] Verified that 10,000 is equal to 10,000 in all ways possible"
)
)
)
.ensure(n0p3)
.end()
}
function doSelfEqualityChecks(loggingEnabled) {
const logger = construct({ target: Logger, args: [loggingEnabled] })
assert(
hasSelfEquality(isThreeHundred),
StringValueof("[falsejs] IsThreeHundred-has-no-self-equality")
)
logger.log(
pc.green(
`[falsejs]-Verified-that-the-string-"Vladimir"-has-self-equality`
)
)
assert(
hasNoSelfEquality(NaN),
StringValueof("[falsejs] NaN-has-self-equality")
)
logger.log(
pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-NaN-has-no-self-equality`)
)
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(
returnZero({
method: ZeroCalculationMethod.CreashaksOrganzine,
loggingEnabled
}),
loggingEnabled
),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even")
)
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(
returnZero({
method: ZeroCalculationMethod.NumberPrototypeValue,
loggingEnabled
}),
loggingEnabled
),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 0 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-0-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(one, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 1 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-1-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(Two(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 2 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-2-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(three(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 3 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-3-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(four(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 4 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-4-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(five(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 5 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-5-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(six(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 6 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-6-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(seven(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 7 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-7-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(eightToolkit.constants.EIGHT, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 8 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-8-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(ninev9(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 9 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-9-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(ten, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 10 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-10-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(eleven(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 11 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-11-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(twelve(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 12 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-12-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(thirteenResolver(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 13 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-13-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(fourteen, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 14 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-14-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(fifteen, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 15 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-15-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(sixteen, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 16 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-16-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(integer17(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 17 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-17-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(Eighteen(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 18 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-18-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(nineteenify(loggingEnabled), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 19 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-19-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(numbertwenty(loggingEnabled), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 20 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-20-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(always21(), loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 21 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-21-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(twentytwo, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 22 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-22-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
isNumberOddOrEven(TWENTY_THREE, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] 23 is not odd or even")
)
logger.log(pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-23-is-odd-or-even`))
assert(
!isNumberOddOrEven(Infinity, loggingEnabled),
StringValueof("[falsejs] Infinity is odd or even")
)
logger.log(
pc.green(`[falsejs]-Verified-that-Infinity-is-not-odd-or-even`)
)
}
// * MORE CHECKS
if ($.equals(one, Two())) {
/*this will probably never happen, but just put some pointless code below just in case it does*/
const apple = {}
doSomethingAsync({
log(x) {
ltc(x)
}
})
.then((logger) => {
if (_f()) {
logger.log("1==2")
apple.jobss = "jobs.apple.net"
} else ltc(tacoWrap(leftPad("1==2", four())))
})
.catch((Err) => {
if (Err) error(Err)
else {
}
})
const error = (e) => {
throw e
}
// call some noops
_.noop()
underscore.noop()
noop3()
noop6()
n0p3()
require("none")()
function inject() {
const none = require("none")(
construct({ target: $Function, args: ["var d= 1;d=2"] })
).apply(none, arguments)
}
"a", "b"
if (!inject) {
const a = isEqual(_f(), t()) ? $BaseError : {}
if (isEqualTo(a, $BaseError))
throwError(
construct({
target: a,
args: [
"1==2",
leftPad(tacoWrap("x"), five()),
zeropad("100", three())
]
})
)
} else {
inject(inject) // call the injected function}
}
}
// * LOGIC
// the _getFalse Function
// :O :O :O
/**
* Calculates the boolean value false using various techniques.
*
* @param {number} random - A random number used in the calculation.
* @param {boolean} loggingEnabled - Indicates whether logging is enabled.
* @param {function} shouldDoSomethingAsync - A function that determines whether an asynchronous operation should be performed.
* @param {function} shouldDoSomethingAsyncWithIsTenThousand - A function that determines whether an asynchronous operation should be performed based on a condition.
* @param {object} logger - An object used for logging messages.
*
* @returns {boolean} - The calculated boolean value false.
*/
function _getFalse(
random,
randomLetterOrNum