dragadix/commands/fun.js

A flirty, powerful CLI experience built by Aditya 💋

import inquirer from "inquirer";
import chalk from "chalk";
import figlet from "figlet";
import { config } from "../config.js";

export async function startFunZone() {
  const answer = await inquirer.prompt([
    {
      type: "list",
      name: "fun",
      message: chalk.cyan("Wanna play with me, babe? 😉"),
      choices: [
        "💘 Random Flirty Line",
        "😎 Dev Joke",
        "🖼️ ASCII Art",
        "↩️ Return to Main Menu"
      ],
    }
  ]);

  switch (answer.fun) {
    case "💘 Random Flirty Line":
      showFlirtyLine();
      break;
    case "😎 Dev Joke":
      showDevJoke();
      break;
    case "🖼️ ASCII Art":
      showASCIIArt();
      break;
    default:
      return;
  }

  await inquirer.prompt([{ type: "input", name: "return", message: chalk.gray("↩️ Press Enter to go back") }]);
  await startFunZone();
}

function showFlirtyLine() {
  const lines = config?.fun?.flirtyLines || ["You're cute even when your code crashes 💀"];
  const pick = lines[Math.floor(Math.random() * lines.length)];
  console.log(chalk.yellowBright(`\n💘 ${pick}\n`));
}

function showDevJoke() {
  const jokes = [
    "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛",
    "I told my code I loved it… it dumped core. 💔",
    "Why did the async function break up with await? It was tired of waiting 😢"
  ];
  const joke = jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)];
  console.log(chalk.blue(`\n😂 ${joke}\n`));
}

function showASCIIArt() {
  const art = figlet.textSync("DragAdi", { font: "Ghost" });
  console.log(chalk.magenta(art));
}