doushio
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(function () {
ComposerView.prototype.word_filter = function (words) {
return words.replace(/(\w+)/g, function (orig) {
var word = {
feel: 'ＦＥＥＥＥＬ,ＦＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＬ',
you: 'ＹＯＵＵＵ,ＹＯＵＵＵＵＵＵ',
samurai: '士', sammy: '士', samu: '士',
nipah: 'にぱー',
filter: 'improver',
filters: 'improves',
filtering: 'improving',
filtered: 'improved',
what: '何',
doushio: 'ＤＯＵＳＨＩＯ？',
will: 'ｗｉｌｌ',
can: 'ｃａｎ',
could: 'ｃｏｕｌｄ',
maru: '◯',
'try': 'ＴＲＹ',
unite: 'ＵＮＩＴＥ',
tonight: 'ＴＯＮＩＧＨＴ',
episode: 'ｅｐｉｓｏｄｅ',
anime: 'ＴＶアニメ',
'4chan': '２ｃｈ',
april: '４月',
fools: 'foolz',
first: '＃１',
'1st': '＃１',
good: 'ＧＯＯＤ！',
like: 'ｌｉｋｅ',
'new': 'ｎｅｗ',
fuck: 'ｋｕｓｏ',
fucking: 'ｂａｋａｙａｒｏｕ',
moon: '月',
ika: 'イカ',
geso: 'ｇｅｓｏ',
someone: 'ｓｏｍｅｗａｎ ｗａｎ ｗａｎ',
somewan: 'ｓｏｍｅｗａｎ ｗａｎ ｗａｎ',
down: 'ｕｐ',
up: 'ｄｏｗｎ',
gainax: 'ＧＡＩＮＡＸ',
yes: 'ＹＥＳ！',
hello: 'Ｈｅｌｌｏ！',
shipping: 'ｎｏｔ ｓｈｉｐｐｉｎｇ,ｓｔｏｐ ｓｈｉｐｐｉｎｇ,ｓｈｉｐｐｉｎｇ＆ｈａｎｄｌｉｎｇ',
ship: 'ＳＨｉＰ,ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｓｈｉｐ,ｎｉｃｅ ｂｏａｔ,ｆｒｅｉｇｈｔ',
mahou: 'ｍａｈｏｕ☆',
magic: 'ｍａｈｏｕ☆',
magical: 'ｍａｈｏｕ☆',
normal: 'ｆｕｔｓｕｕ',
stop: 'ｓｔｏｐ,ＳＴＡＨＰ',
please: 'ｐｌｅａｓｅ',
forever: 'ｚｕｔｔｏ ｚｕｔｔｏ,ｉｔｓｕｍａｄｅｍｏ',
weeaboo: 'ｇａｉｊｉｎ',
weeaboos: 'ｇａｉｊｉｎ',
niwaka: 'ｇａｉｊｉｎ',
niwakas: 'ｇａｉｊｉｎ',
gaijin: 'ｇａｉｊｉｎ',
elevens: '日本人',
eleven: '日本人',
japan: '日本',
lewd: 'Ｈ',
ecchi: 'Ｈ',
hentai: 'Ｈ',
porn: 'Ｈ',
mad: '［ＭＡＤ］',
umad: 'あなた［ＭＡＤ］',
angry: '［ＭＡＤ］',
enrage: '［ＭＡＤ］',
enraged: '［ＭＡＤ］',
bothered: '［ＭＡＤ］',
hot: 'ａｔｓｕｉ',
today: '今日',
whoa: 'ｗｈｏａ',
moe: 'ｍｏｅ♥',
touhou: '２ｈｕ',
ready: 'Ｌ＠ＤＹ',
me: 'ｍｉｉ',
mii: 'ｍｉｉ',
}[orig.toLowerCase()];
if (word && word.indexOf(',') >= 0) {
word = word.split(',');
word = word[Math.floor(Math.random() * word.length)];
}
return (word || orig).replace('>', '<');
});
};
var $b = $('body');
var back = $b.css('background');
$b.css('background', 'black');
setTimeout(function () { $b.css('background', back); }, 200);
})();