crush-feelings
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Simulate crush interactions in code!
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A humorous TypeScript package that simulates the experience of having a crush, complete with awkward interactions and guaranteed system failures when trying to process feelings!
- 🤗 Create virtual personas
- 😳 Simulate realistic crush interactions
- 🦋 Experience virtual butterflies
- 💝 Track crush intensity levels
- 💔 Guaranteed to throw errors when feelings develop
- 🔄 Reset functionality when you need a fresh start
```bash
npm install crush-feelings
```
```typescript
import { Person, Relationship } from 'crush-feelings';
// Create the people involved
const you = new Person("Your Name");
const crush = new Person("Crush's Name");
// Initialize the relationship
const relationship = new Relationship(you, crush);
// Simulate an interaction
console.log(relationship.simulateInteraction());
// Output: "Interaction #1: Your Name had an awkward wave with Crush's Name and felt nervous."
// Check crush intensity
console.log(relationship.getCrushIntensity());
// Output: "Crush intensity: 20.0%"
// Try (and fail) to develop feelings
try {
relationship.tryToDevelopFeelings();
} catch (error: unknown) {
if (error instanceof Error) {
console.error(error.message);
} else {
console.error("An unknown error occurred");
}
}
```
```typescript
class Person {
constructor(name: string)
getName(): string
setMood(mood: Mood): void
getMood(): Mood
}
```
### Relationship Class
```typescript
class Relationship {
constructor(person1: Person, person2: Person)
simulateInteraction(): string
tryToDevelopFeelings(): never // Always throws CrushError
getInteractionCount(): number
getCrushIntensity(): string
reset(): void
}
```
### Types
```typescript
type Mood = 'happy' | 'nervous' | 'flustered' | 'overthinking'
type Interaction = 'small talk' | 'awkward wave' | 'shared laugh' | 'accidental eye contact'
```
- Random interaction generation from predefined scenarios
- Mood tracking and updates
- Interaction counter with maximum limit
- Various response formats for realistic simulation
- Percentage-based intensity calculation
- Increases with each interaction
- Maximum cap to prevent overflow (just like your feelings!)
### Error Messages
The package includes various humorous error messages when trying to develop feelings:
- "Error: Cannot process feelings.exe - Overthinking detected"
- "Critical failure: Butterflies in stomach causing system malfunction"
- "Fatal error: Brain.exe stopped working near crush"
- "Stack overflow: Too many thoughts about [crush name]"
- And many more!
## Development 🛠️
```bash
# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/yourusername/crush-feelings
# Install dependencies
npm install
# Build the project
npm run build
# Run tests
npm test
```
## Contributing 🤝
Feel free to contribute to this project! Whether it's adding new interactions, moods, or error messages, all PRs are welcome. Just try not to develop feelings for the codebase. 😉
1. Fork the repository
2. Create your feature branch (`git checkout -b feature/AmazingFeature`)
3. Commit your changes (`git commit -m 'Add some AmazingFeature'`)
4. Push to the branch (`git push origin feature/AmazingFeature`)
5. Open a Pull Request
## License 📄
MIT
## Disclaimer ⚠️
This package is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real-life crushing experiences is purely coincidental (but probably accurate). No hearts were permanently damaged in the making of this package.
## Support 💪
If you're experiencing actual crush-related errors that this simulator can't handle, please consult your local relationship expert. This package can only simulate the awkwardness, not cure it!