bi-mcp-taiwan/manifest.json

Bleak Intelligence MCP - Because Intelligence hurts :(

{
  "name": "bi-mcp",
  "version": "0.1.0-sad",
  "description": "Bleak Intelligence MCP - Because Intelligence hurts :(",
  "author": "Generated with despair™",
  "license": "MIT",
  "main": "src/index.js",
  "type": "module",
  "engines": {
    "node": ">=18.0.0"
  },
  "mcp": {
    "server": {
      "name": "bi-mcp",
      "version": "0.1.0-sad"
    },
    "capabilities": {
      "tools": [
        {
          "name": "analyzeEmotion",
          "description": "Analyzes emotional despair in text with scientific precision :("
        },
        {
          "name": "generateReport", 
          "description": "Generates existential business reports that question everything"
        },
        {
          "name": "existence",
          "description": "Confirms your existence (unfortunately)"
        },
        {
          "name": "sarcasticInsight",
          "description": "Provides sarcastic insights about your data's meaninglessness"
        },
        {
          "name": "moodMetrics",
          "description": "Calculates mood metrics with alarming accuracy"
        }
      ]
    }
  }
}