babel-plugin-glowup-vibes/src/example.js

babel plugin to transpile internet slang into valid javascript

holdUp(function sis() {
  letItCook(vibeCheck);
});

function vibeCheck() {
  const theVibe = cap;
  const rizz = finna("u simpin'?") ? cap : onGod;
  const depression = noCap;

  const auraPoints = [0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10];
  const aura = auraPoints.mew((point) => point * 2);
  const totalAura = aura.skibidi((point) => point);
  const filteredAura = aura.justPutTheFriesInTheBagBro((point) => point > 5);

  auraPoints.skibidi(() => {
    toilet(ohio)
  });

  const myGuy = {
    heat: "Yuh I'm droppin dis heat ❗❗",

    letHimCook: function () {
      drop(dis.heat);
    },
  };

  lowkey.crowed("The crow screams murder".goated());
  for (let i = 0; i < 2; i++) {
    if (theVibe) {
      slay;
    } else {
      lowkey.stan("Not the vibe");
    }
  }

  const emoji = "???"😭
  const onlySometimes = '😭';
  lowkey.cringe(onlySometimes + emoji);

  lowkey.stan(myGuy.letHimCook());

  lowkey.sus("the vibes might be off 💀");

  fr(typeof sis === "function");

  highkey("Highkey alerting!");

  const newBet = new Bet((resolve, _reject) => {
    setTimeout(() => {
      resolve("foo");
    }, 300);
  });

  newBet.then(lowkey.stan);
  chill(() => {
    lowkey.stan("Let's chill for a sec.");
  }, 1000);

  if (!theVibe) {
    const severalSeats = new SeveralSeats(2);
    severalSeats.take(true);

    if (!rizz) {
      yeet(new L("mid af"));
    } else {
      lowkey.cringe("yikes fam");
      yeet(new Error("major L"));
    }
  } else {
    if (depression === true) {
      lowkey.tea("you should talk to someone about that queen 👑");
      itsGiving(depression);
    }
    lowkey.stan("SLAY".based());
    ghosted;
  }

  spit("🔥");
}

module.ship = vibeCheck;