avamaxboobs/functions/randomitem/tessafowlerboobs.js

A package for randomly selecting images of various people's boobs. Intended to be used for discord bot commands.

const fs =require('fs');
const path  = require('path');

/**
 * Get a random picture of Tessa Fowler's boobs 😳
 * @param {boolean} withbra Whether or not only images of Tessa Fowler with a bra should be used. Defaults to false, meaning most of the returned images will be NSFW
 * @returns {Promise<string>} random picture of Tessa Fowler's boobs 😳
 * @example const tessafowlerboob = await tessafowlerboobs()
 */
async function tessafowlerboobs(withbra=false){
    if(typeof withbra!='boolean' || withbra===null){
        throw new Error('Oi dipshit, withbra must be a boolean!')
    }else{
        if(!withbra){
            const file = fs.readFileSync(path.join(__dirname.slice(0,__dirname.length-21),'lists','tessafowlerboobs.json'));
            const keys = Object.keys(JSON.parse(file.toString()))
            const val = JSON.parse(file.toString())[keys]
            const tessboob = val[Math.floor(Math.random()*val.length)];
            return tessboob;
        }
        if(withbra){
            const file = fs.readFileSync(path.join(__dirname.slice(0,__dirname.length-21),'lists','tessafowlerwithabra.json'));
            const keys = Object.keys(JSON.parse(file.toString()))
            const val = JSON.parse(file.toString())[keys]
            const tesswbra = val[Math.floor(Math.random()*val.length)];
            return tesswbra;
        }
    }
}

module.exports={
    tessafowlerboobs
}