atikin-bug-storyteller/lib/storyteller.js

CLI tool that transforms error messages into funny stories. Developed by Atikin Verse.

const funnyOpenings = [
    "Once upon a bug,",
    "In a faraway codebase,",
    "Legend says,",
    "Deep in the stack trace,"
];

const funnyTwists = [
    "the variables danced out of sync.",
    "the function forgot its purpose.",
    "the compiler wept softly.",
    "the developer's coffee went cold."
];

const funnyEndings = [
    "And thus, the bug was born.",
    "Moral of the story: always lint.",
    "Perhaps tomorrow, the bug will rest.",
    "And they debugged happily ever after."
];

function transformErrorToStory(errorMsg) {
    const opening = funnyOpenings[Math.floor(Math.random() * funnyOpenings.length)];
    const twist = funnyTwists[Math.floor(Math.random() * funnyTwists.length)];
    const ending = funnyEndings[Math.floor(Math.random() * funnyEndings.length)];

    return `${opening} "${errorMsg}", ${twist} ${ending}`;
}

module.exports = { transformErrorToStory };