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// Our collection of insults
// Rule #1: Nothing with the obvious "extreme" curse words. Small stuff like "hell" are okay
// Rule #2: No straight out hate speech/derogitory remarks keep the insult obvious in it's jokey meaning
// For instance: Don't mock someones Gender, Weight, or Sexuality (These are just 3 examples)
// Rule #3: Please when adding new insults keep the arrays alphabetized
// All insults that do not meet the above rules will be met with an instant decline of their PR
// Please keep insults to 100 characters or less
module.exports = [
'Do you have no self respect?',
'Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.',
'Don\'t quit your day job. Oh, wait...',
'Gah, what a horse faced butter drinker.',
'Go away you, wart milking doodle bag.',
'Have you always hated yourself this much, or is this new?',
'I think you are a general offense and everyone should beat you.',
'I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.',
'I\'ll go get the .22, go wait out back for me.',
'I\'m not proud of you, your mom\'s not proud of you, no one is proud of you.',
'In your face, camel cake!',
'In your rear, cow derrière!',
'Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!',
'Not as much brains as ear wax.',
'Remind me to always bet against you.',
'Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.',
'Why don\'t you just go suck on a dead dog\'s nose!',
'Why you fart pimping melon breeder!',
'Why you little commie!',
'Why you sheep sucking earwax poker!',
'You Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!',
'You boner jockey!',
'You crotch biscuit!',
'You garbage mammal!',
'You lard sniffing poop herder.',
'You lazy knob.',
'You little anal stinking leg zoo.',
'You little douche socket.',
'You loathsome toad.',
'You mother lover!',
'You mung tongue!',
'You nearsighted gynecologist!',
'You pinhead!',
'You prison barber!',
'You stupid seal drinking butt bender.',
'You substitute chemistry teacher.',
'You trash waffle!',
'You waste of oxygen!',
'You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!',
'You\'re a capitalist pig!',
'You\'re a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.',
'You\'re such a butter humping melon sack!',
'You\'re the reason we don\'t have nice things.'
]