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// Our collection of insulting endings
// Rule #1: Nothing with the obvious "extreme" curse words. Small stuff like "hell" are okay
// Rule #2: No straight out hate speech/derogitory remarks keep the insult obvious in it's jokey meaning
// For instance: Don't mock someones Gender, Weight, or Sexuality (These are just 3 examples)
// Rule #3: Please when adding new insults keep the arrays alphabetized
// All endings that do not meet the above rules will be met with an instant decline of their PR
module.exports = [
'[Forced laughing]',
'ctrl + a + del',
'Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!',
'Hello darkness my old friend...',
'I don\'t know what I expected.',
'I hope you\'re happy',
'I think we\'re done here',
'I\'m sorry, I\'m unclear about what it is you do...',
'Looks like we need a stricter hiring process',
'Please... Stop... By all that is holy...',
'Thanks, I hate it',
'This is why I have trust issues',
'Throw it away'
]