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# antic

This `antic` module console logs some things you might hear at a party or other awkward gathering.

```bash
npm install -g antic;
antic;
=> Atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to split. Everyone dies.
\[^_^]/
```
## Author

Adam Eivy is a software architect by day and a drawing dad by night: [follow him on the interwebs](http://adameivy.com)

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## Related

If you like this module, check out [buzzphrase](https://www.npmjs.com/package/buzzphrase) for synergistic overflow!

## Contributions

We accept pull-requests. Go ahead and fork, clone, and add jokes/lulz to your own repo and pull away.
Please run `npm test` before you make the PR to ensure you haven't foobared a comma or quote ;)

## Credit

Jokes by Adam Eivy (or learned from some mystic on the mountains)