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mckeay The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet. dildog What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys... ChrisJohnRiley: The worst thing about #protolol is that you get the broadcast even if you really don't give a shit! mdreid: The best thing about proprietary protocol jokes is REDACTED. maradydd: The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they're over #protolol UWTravis: RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes #protolol dakami The worst part of SSH jokes is that, even when they're not funny, you suck it up and just pretend they were anyway. #protolol zhov I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted. #protolol toastido: The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them or not. #protolol ? The worst thing about Perl jokes is that next morning you can't understand why they seemed so funny. thornmaker My favorite are DOM XSS jokes... so subtle that most people never get them #protolol Complex360: I don't make SQLi jokes myself, I get them FROM USERS #protolol toastido The bad thing about HTML DOM jokes is that everyone has their own interpretations, so you have to tell them 9000 different ways. #protolol spikelynch: The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there #protolol dasfiregod The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops. #protolol jwgoerlich What did the one smtp server say to the other? ... You had me at EHLO! #protolol alexdgardner The issue with IPv6 jokes is that no one is using them yet #protolol toastido The awesome thing about BGP jokes is that the intended audience will likely get them, one way or another. #protolol LnxPrgr3 The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. #protolol thornmaker Everybody loves MitM jokes. Well, everybody except Alice and Bob that is. #protolol toastido The great thing about SQL transaction jokes is that once you BEGIN, you can ROLLBACK if nobody gets them. #protolol OhMeadhbh: the SYN flood attack #protolol: "knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? ..." yoshicool: People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live. #protolol spikelynch The problem with mutex jokes is that they're race-ist. #protolol toastido The sweet thing about PXE jokes: 10.10.34.2/pxelinux.0 #protolol xntrik The problem with Ruby jokes is they ask to not be repeated. #protolol yoz: order best is tell that The you thing can about jokes BitTorrent them in any. #protolol thealuc: #protolol the problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell 'em (corrected the typo) thornmaker: I would tweet a joke about CSRF if you hadn't just done so yourself #protolol JohnBumgarner The problem with telling a boolean joke is that everyone wants to know if it's true or false. #protolol xntrik The problem with SWIFT jokes is that they can be so damn expensive if you screw them up. #protolol quinnweaver: The lame thing about script kid comedy is that someone else writes all their jokes for them; they just deliver the lines. #protolol silentlennie: The great thing about BGP jokes ? Anyone can claim they are their own, all you can do is hope your neighbours like them xntrik The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version. #protolol bonsaiviking Every Inception joke was a TOR joke first. #protolol mikepuchol Who wants serial killers when you can have much faster parallel killers? With Centronics ports! #protolol oising: IGMP joke; please retweet. #protolol jacobwcarlson How do you keep a UDP client in suspense? #protolol thingspeak There's more than one way to tell a Perl joke, but only one of the ways actually is understandable. #protolol mrhodes You won't find an IPX joke funny unless its framed correctly #protolol dispensa There... There is... There is nothing... There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. #protolol toastido The trouble with GSM jokes is finding the right frequency in which to tell them. #protolol pingudownunder The problem with SPML jokes is that Google, Salesforce and Ping think they can create a simpler version #protolol jwgoerlich Spy vs spy. RS-232 vs MI6. Who you going to call? Baud, James Baud. #protolol pingudownunder The problem with TCPIP jokes is that when I tell them, all I want is an ACK but usually get FINs and RSTs #protolol yoshicool LPR jokes are always on the line #protolol oasisbob ARP jokes are often gratuitous. #protolol neuropunks Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke #protolol yoshicool RAID joke are always redundant #protolol yoshicool PPP jokes are always between two people #protolol yoshicool NTP jokes are always on time #protolol toastido ASCII jokes need no ANSI. #protolol yoshicool Everyone gets a broadcast joke #protolol eigenrick: The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. #protolol toastido SLIP jokes are always told in order. #protolol yoshicool VPN jokes are virtually private #protolol DamienMcKenna PHP is to slapstick as Java is to black comedy. #protolol reconbot: WHO HAS ANY ARP JOKES? #protolol yoshicool TTL jokes are short lived. #protolol toastido CHAP jokes are difficult to tell, because you have to perform a handshake, followed by a password, before they will be accepted. #protolol securitygen I'd make a joke about UDP, but I don't know if anyone's actually listening... #protolol yoshicool NNTP jokes are news to me! #protolol switchingtoguns the worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you're coming from #protolol thornmaker I tried to tell a SSL rebinding joke, but twitter just displayed the punchline... #protolol alexdgardner I was telling a WEP joke once, but everyone already knew it #protolol yoshicool HELO I.am.an.SMTP.joke. #protolol toastido The problem with NetBIOS jokes is "HI I AM A PRINTER!" #protolol rsynnott The worst thing about endianism jokes is that ......... #protolol yoshicool Fragmentation jokes... #protolol yoshicool ...are always... #protolol yoshicool ...told in parts. #protolol securitygen Let me speak out in the open: Telnet IS a joke! #protolol olix0r: The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually #protolol LnxPrgr3 The bad thing about #protolol jokes is they've jumped the Wireshark. toastido The bad thing about bluetooth jokes is they can only be told to people you've paired up with. #protolol yoshicool GOPHER #protolol poundifdef Too many people telling #protolol jokes at a cocktail party make it hard to focus on one conversation. eigenrick: The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. #protolol mramsmeets: ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back #protolol TimelessP: The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb. #protolol KippiHax I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake. #protolol pozorvlak: The best thing about mathematical jokes is left as an exercise for the reader. #protolol bovil The problem with basic jokes is 10 goto punchline error line 10 punchline not found #protolol laen: Did you hear the one about the Jumbo frames? It takes a long time to tell it. #protolol thornmaker I hate Blind SQL injection jokes. The punchlines are always funny but they take too damn long to be delivered. #protolol bovil I want to do an APL joke, but I don't have the character set. Besides, who needs 140 characters of code? #protolol mattepp The great thing about asynchronous jokes is you can forget all about timing. #daylate thornmaker I used to tell this really good joke about One Time Pads. No one got it the first time but everyone got it on the 2nd go around... #protolol thornmaker I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet. #protolol thezub The best thing about CSS jokes is that they are misunderstood and taken incorrectly by Internet Explorer. #protolol thornmaker Someone told me an AppScan joke the other day but they had to restart it 9 times and they skipped over all the important parts... #protolol vogon: The great thing about ASLR jokes is you never know where they're going. #protolol itgirljs: The best thing about script jokes is that they start with a bang. #protolol mramsmeets: ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back #protolol thezub The best thing about Gambas jokes is that in benchmarks it's faster to tell them vs. Python and Pearl jokes. http://is.gd/yw5gWs #protolol mynickisnick The best thing about Linux jokes is that new and improved versions of them keep popping up... #protolol mynickisnick The best thing about Windows jokes is that the number of them is proportional to the number of crashes... #protolol mynickisnick The best thing about Windows Phone jokes is... wait a moment, Windows Phone IS the joke! #protolol dfreamon The best part about WAF jokes is there are a hundred ways to tell them, and everyone is sure to get them. #protolol luispedrocoelho The great thing about rsync jokes is that it only tells them if you haven't heard them before. #protolol ADoug The punchline to this SCADA joke has been censored by the DHS. #protolol andreasdotorg: The good thing about OTR jokes is that you forget the punchline afterwards. #protolol goodbadwolf: The problem with IPV6 jokes is that they are hard to remember #protolol mramsmeets: The good thing with rainbow table jokes is that you have all posible outcomes before the joke itself #protolol #notrealprotothough zhov: The problem with MIME type jokes is that most people don't know how to handle them. #protolol jnsq The great thing about CDMA jokes is that 8 people can tell them at the same time, and the audience understands all of them. #protolol duckie37 I had a funny UDP joke to tell, but I lost it somewhere... #protolol skovatch When I worked at CompuServe we liked to tell ANPA jokes, but they quickly became yesterday's news. #protolol rickasaurus: The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh #protolol dwf The great thing about IPP jokes is that you always end up with a paper record of the joke in question. #protolol spikelynch: The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there #protolol dwf The great thing about Zeroconf jokes is that you can just walk up to strangers and tell them, no introduction necessary. #protolol Tomalak The worst part about HTTP jokes is that you can never remember in which state you heard the last one. #protolol chiussi The best thing about packet delivery jokes is that they are best effort. #protolol RichGibson Everyone gets snmp jokes but only some people understand them #protolol RichGibson DHCP jokes only work when there is only one person telling them. #protolol jnsq The great thing about Infiniband jokes is that people can start retelling them before you've finished. #protolol RichGibson ping and traceroute jokes are only funny in groups #protolol RichGibson Do you know what is funny about X25 jokes? Absolutely nothing. #protolol RichGibson WMS jokes let you check the joke capabilities before you hear them #protolol xcbsmith An IPv4 address space walks in to a bar, "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted." #protolol RichGibson A properly implemented WMS joke lets you span today and tomorrow #protolol dakami: The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they'll go to, to be told at all. #protolol yoz: The best thing about Skype jooooookkkkess iiiii not bu agai *poink* #protolol jwgoerlich: I've been sitting here telling IPX jokes. Just realized that none of them can get onto the Internet. #protolol preed: Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same... /cc spikelynch #protolol jnsq The great thing about SMTP jokes is thousands of people who don't know you will retell them to whoever you want if you ask nicely. #protolol jnsq The great thing about WebDAV jokes is you can tell many different versions of the same joke and people will still listen. #protolol RichGibson OSPF jokes are nice because they are never negative. #protolol jnsq The great thing about IP over Avian Carrier jokes is that if your joke gets fragmented, you at least get free dinner. #protolol RichGibson If you aren't careful dakami will take your nice DNS joke and cram a whole extra punchline on the end. #protolol JimPurbrick: The worst thing about non-HTTP jokes is that no matter how good they are, nobody cares #protolol RichGibson You can hide a whole filesystem in the time between telling a TCP joke and when people get it. #protolol RobertWinkel The problem with #protolol jokes is that they are too self-referencial. #protolol RichGibson AT command modems are funny when ATHO <no carrier> #protolol shazow The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they're always funnier the next time you tell them. #protolol RichGibson SUDO lets laugh at everyone's jokes #protolol RichGibson Multicast jokes are great, but you have to be paying attention #protolol K0nsp1racy: The ___ thing about Microsoft jokes is ____ you need to patch them all ___ time for them ___ work. #protolol RichGibson bittorrent jokes are only funny if you get the whole thing. #protolol RichGibson Xanadu jokes are funny because - Wait, did you back attribute that correctly? #protolol voqo: The worst thing about HTML jokes is that your audience doesn't always GET it. #protolol RichGibson Only the odd numbered ROT13 jokes have a chance of working #protolol RichGibson ISTABU jokes are mostly funny in Finland. #protolol hindentristan The problem with SILC jokes is VqaxMz9JY+hDkRjrYJeeDKcdknIyxVtyBo+oywA+nvJPHEBOQ1fJ36LAgEwcGchFK/HDo5InJgl/vC6vlONkgmuR1. RichGibson Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Gamma Ray jokes can really get under your skin. #protolol RichGibson wikileaks jokes are only really funny after a real news outlets tells us we can laugh. #protolol MorrayeM: The problem with FTP jokes is that everyone can get them. #protolol seccubus The problem with modbus jokes is that they don't register with everyone. But if they do you coil up with lauchter #protolol SeanRuetschi The funny thing about HTTP jokes is that everyone is POSTing them at the moment. #protolol RichGibson gigapan jokes are best when you forget to take down the postit with your password on it. #protolol RichGibson tilecache jokes just build and build until you either laugh or just clear the cache. #protolol+ RichGibson Twitter jokes are, oh, look at this pretty picture of a freaking whale. #protolol missmcj A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer." #protolol sylvander IPoAC will be viable when pigs fly - which will, in turn, add to existing capacity (if the pigs are of the homing kind). #protolol mitchblevins: I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time. So I exponentially backed off and tried again. #protolol splattne: Error 404. The requested punchline was not found in this tweet. #protolol hvcco #protolol the problem with XML jokes is that if they're not well formed you don't get the ending ADoug OSI model jokes work on so many levels. #protolol peerlessdeepak The best thing about #protolol jokes is that they are #protolol jokes:) loell I wish wed go back to a time where everybody enjoyed fingering each other. #protolol RichGibson All the humor in a Java joke has been encapsulated and abstracted into a base library written in c. #protolol RichGibson COBOL jokes perform varying humor #protolol ADoug You might not laugh at this #protolol about ipv4-in-ipv6 encapsulation because it's an inside joke. akujobi: My HEAD hurts because I don.t GET all the HTTP jokes y.all PUT on my timeline. I have to DELETE some of them POST-haste securitygen: I received a Tor joke from someone. have no idea who they are though. RichGibson ssh -D jokes just pop up where they are not expected. #protolol RichGibson TOR jokes start and end almost anywhere. #protolol tristanwatkins These networking jokes are great, but with SharePoint people you need handle the protocol a bit differently #protolol RichGibson If you freeze a joke in RAM it will still be there when you take the computer apart. #protolol virtualblackfox The worst thing about GPIB jokes is that you must *WAI for the punchline #protolol RichGibson The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves. #protolol RichGibson kickstarter jokes are all or nothing #protolol RichGibson nobody gets micropayment jokes #protolol behets Worst thing about PHP jokes, no matter how good or bad, everyone laughs. Almost #protolol manicsocratic A packet header walks into a bar, the bartender holds up a gun to the packet, statefully. #protolol RichGibson few people understand a Douglas Englebart joke until after the patents have run out. #protolol manicsocratic An RADIUS server once asked me for some lip balm because he was feeling a CHAP. #protolol RichGibson Considering how queer tolerant SF is people are mighty upset my MitM jokes #protolol RichGibson Tweet, tweet, tweet. Doesn't anybody finger anymore? #protolol manicsocratic What's a pirate's favorite method of remote access? - ARRRRRRRRDP #protolol yvesvanlaer Having a good laugh with #protolol. 'MySQL is angry with me, "did you break it?" she asks; "yes" I said, "I DROP DATABASE"'. loell Mr. OAuth tries to cash out a cheuqe, it bounced! Teller said. Invalid signature. #protolol RichGibson Even if you don't get a multicast joke, the bloke next to you can explain it. #protolol manicsocratic Ever since I converted to ReiserFS I can't seem to find those pictures of my wife. #protolol tristanwatkins Someone could make a packet out of these networking jokes #protolol tristanwatkins .weshackett just told me to go easy on the #protolol. I must have missed that cable protolol "DNS servers must feel sad, nobody calls them by their name." http://goo.gl/Ph2lR #protolol iamtef: I have a #protolol joke about fermat but alas; 140 characters is not enough to tell it. toastido: The bad thing about XML jokes is that they take too long to tell, and sometimes are completely valueless. #protolol lispcat Standup comedy is like UDP: if they didn't get it the first time, don't bother trying again. It's the tell-and-pray #protolol lensassaman: "The problem with DRM jokes is that you can't share them with your friends." #protolol pozorvlak: What's the best thing about Prolog jokes? No. #protolol protolol There. There is. There is nothing. There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. http://goo.gl/paa4i #protolol pietercolpaert The problem with SIP-jokes is that you need to be invited first #protolol maleadt The problem with PGP jokes is that you need to gain everybody's trust before they can laugh with it. #protolol preed: Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same... BatistLeman Good thing about a Serial-joke is people won't interrupt you when telling it #protolol pletterpet Best #protolol joke I have heard: An IPv4 address walks into a bar and says: "Quick, give me a drink. I am exhausted!" letharion The problem with Drupal jokes is that there are 10000 to choose from, and only a few are funny, but you don't know which ones #protolol RichGibson: The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves. #protolol fpletz: The bad thing about Haskell jokes is that let understood = map (isJust . understand) $ repeat joke in or understood == False #protolol gveloper: I'm working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody's seeding! #protolol quinnweaver: The great thing about a SIGKILL joke is, there's no way you can't get it (there's no ignoring it). #protolol quinnweaver: Thus bad thing about SQL injection jokes is when people take them literally. #protolol quinnweaver: The bad thing about an embedded systems joke is, if you tell it wrong, you're done. You'll never get a chance to re-tell it. #protolol kroosec: The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first. #protolol thecoolroomie The best part about these #protolol jokes is that you want to hear as many as you can once you get the first one. :P peter_tonoli Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer - Physical #protolol peter_tonoli I tried to tell a rlogin joke, but no one listens any more #protolol lensassaman: The good thing about Twitter jokes is they're so short. (ht/maradydd) #meta #protolol dcept905 The worst thing about #protolol jokes is the ridiculous TTL :P mikesherov #protolol TheGoodThingAboutDomainNameJokesISThatAllTheGoodShortOnesHaveBeenTold.com unless you're being creati.ve AVGP Chuck Norris doesn't do #tcp handshake - he does #tcp roundhouse-kick to initiate the connection. #protolol mikesherov #protolol The best thing about Linux command line jokes is that they're easier to understand if you use a pipe. chucksparrow The bad thing about RTS jokes is, you must first get ready to get them told #protolol Nero_Impala DHCP jokes are leased #protolol dummybert the bad thing about KERBEROS jokes is: You can't understand them if your clock is wrong. #protolol kaiengert The Problem with SSL jokes is that you must get someone else to vouch for you before you can tell the joke. #protolol kbh01 the problem with UDP jokes: I don't get half of them #protolol Nero_Impala OSI Layer-8 jokes are infinite. #protolol krnlde One great thing about XSD jokes is that you'll get a warning for every inappropriate content. #protolol dummybert SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless. #protolol metaphox the best GFW jokes are inaccessible from China. #protolol mattbing Nobody likes a Debian SSH joke. Everyone can guess the punchline. #protolol d3rp3t3r the good thing about bitcoin jokes is you can mine them yourself #protolol murphy_karasu At least Ruby jokes have class. #protolol FloMaetschke The bad thing about mono jokes is you know them ahead of time #protolol geomblog: The best thing about NP jokes is that you can assume they exist; someone else decides if they're funny #protolol quinnweaver: The best thing about symmetric cryptography jokes is, um. it's a secret. #protolol gunfood The problem with SMTP jokes are, you need some good reason to came back after greylisting and tell them again. #protolol JustinZaneBurns The problem with a SQL security joke is that Sony don't get it. #protolol kniepbert The good thing about Infiniband jokes is that the receiver __will__ get 'em #protolol dildog: What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys... #protolol longstag "Time to laugh exceeded!!!" #TTL #protolol rainynight65 A SQL Query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and asks 'Can I join you?' #protolol bondingHamburg The problem with Miranda jokes is that they are too lazy. And that they cannot unify num.>num with num. http://miranda.org.uk #protolol neuntoeter The bad thing about Kerberos jokes is that I can't tell them to you because I don't trust you and I don't know your name! #protolol thornmaker Someone sent me 3K Fortify jokes the other day. I read through every last one of them and only 1 of them was funny. #protolol krnlde One big problem with Bittorrent jokes is, everybody just leeches. When they got them they stop seeding immediately. #protolol protolol "The funny thing about C jokes is when the null terminator is %s ¾Ò¾Ð>Ó¾ÑÞØ.·7çÉýWPw.àøßÿkúo.p4ÿûø.ô4h" http://goo.gl/8Sziw #protolol data_cop the best thing about DNSSEC jokes is that you can check if they were told wrong #protolol sgoguen A good SOAP joke should be clean so it's acceptable for all protocols. #protolol data_cop the best thing about DNSSEC is that - oh look a Dan Kaminsky appeared! #protolol bonsaiviking I heard a great one about IPSEC, but you wouldn't get it -- it's an inside joke. #protolol rpl The problem with pdf jokes is, Please enter the password to copy the punchline. #protolol stephennaicken I'd love to tell you a publish/subscribe joke, but you need to tell me what it's about or some part of it, so that you can get it. #protolol bonsaiviking I'd tell you the one about the CIDR block, but you're too classy. #protolol svindlerdk snmp walks intoabar and gets unknown object identifier #protolol chrissistrunk Is "smoke signal" a routable protocol? #protolol gcouprie the best thing about ECB jokes is that you don't need to hear the beginning to understand the whole joke #protolol svindlerdk I'd like to tell you the full joke about a BGP table but I don't think you can remember it all #protolol svindlerdk Give me some SLAAC, I'm just trying to prepare for #WorldIPv6Day #protolol #IPv6 neuntoeter rsync warning: some jokes vanished before they could be transferred (code 24) #protolol Venty IHAVE <a.new.joke.aboutNNTP> #protolol Venty The problem with greylisting jokes is, that you always have to tell them twice. #protolol AdmVonSchneider: The sad thing about Kerberos jokes is that you first have to buy a ticket to join the laughter #protolol Venty The best thing about XMPP jokes is that you can tell when they're available. #protolol TheTinyToon I like ARP-Jokes, because it's so easy to make them appear to originate from other persons. #protolol IT4n6 ok.. just one more nerd joke: "George Bush only knows one #OSI Layer - 8" #protolol #myownidea focalintent The best thing about 404 jokes is... wait, damnit, it's around here somewhere. (Hey look, there's a 302 joke over there!) #protolol cgommel Unfortunately you need MIB files to understand the best SNMP jokes. #protolol rubysolo: The problem UDP jokes #protolol speedyop The problem with facebook jokes is that you need to register to see them #protolol TheTinyToon Huntingtons clash of civilizations should be solved by computer scientists. Just RFC all those social protocols. #protolol AndyMcGeeDE You need to tell a authorized POP3 joke before you can have a SMTP laugh. #protolol TheTinyToon In high society, TCP is more welcome than UDP. At least it knows a proper handshake. #protolol JastrzebskiJ The thing about XSS jokes is telling them in the right context. #protolol _Vincent The good thing about recursive jokes is the good thing about recursive jokes. #protolol nzJayZee: The problem with CSS jokes is that everyone understands them differently #protolol itpastorn So functional jokes don't follow procedure? #protolol chiussi: The best thing about Twitter API jokes is that you can only make 100 of them per hour #protolol jsgf The worst thing about IPSEC jokes is that nobody knows if you've told the whole thing properly. #protolol itpastorn The best thing about declarative jokes is that you only have to prescribe laughter, no need to actually tell the joke. #protolol sevildevil1990 The problem with long polling jokes: They take forever... until you lose interest. #protolol kelko: The worst thing about recursive jokes is, that, when malformed, they never end #protolol itpastorn The best thing about an XHR joke is that you only need to retrieve it in part. #protolol olafhartig The problem with NoSQL jokes: It's not clear in what language to tell them #protolol mpmselenic Take my wifi... please! #protolol fredowsley I was going to use my web server to tell this joke, but I don't think you would GET it. #protolol nuddlegg the problem with #protolol jokes is you either make up a brilliant one or a total idiot out of yourself wesmorgan1 Too many SMTP jokes push the envelope of good taste... #protolol TimelessP The best thing about CUPS jokes is that no matter how old it gets it keeps being updated. #protolol roguetexan The thing about CSRF jokes is getting someone else to tell it for you. #protolol assaron Bladel You misspelled. Correct version: the best thing about tautology jokes is the best thing about tautology jokes. #protolol ayourtch I tried to tell a #protolol joke but it was too long for my family - they stopped listening after the first quarter of it. jumper_tdv The problem with Tor jokes is that the first two recipients never understand it. #protolol ulakarzelek Worst thing about pike jokes is they are indexing the NULL value with "laugh" #protolol ulakarzelek The worst part with R jokes is that you cannot find them via google #protolol aakashhdesai The best thing about RIP jokes is that they're funny 15 more times. #protolol philrem arrival order packet joke is critical to good a make #protolol mydalon The good thing about object oriented jokes is they bring their own laughter method. #protolol shaver The best part about IPv6 jokes is that you don't have to make up the punchline for 15 years. #protolol nuddlegg the best thing about #solr jokes is that they are mostly made up by stopwords #protolol mydalon The good thing about failover jokes is that if you stop telling them someone else will continue. #protolol crowder A lot of people seem to be violating #protolol by failing to adhere to the "proto" part of the spec. jsgf The thing about ISO/OSI jokes is that they're palendromes. That's the best you can say about them. #protolol JimPurbrick The best thing about Google Wave jokes is that you can always open source them and hope someone else makes them funny #protolol inidreamtheater The bad thing about smtp is everyone can visit Homee #protolol kroosec The good thing about Apple jokes is that everyone think they are new, funny and awesome, even if you just stole them. #protolol Clechuck #protolol The bad thing with jokes around EOF pello The problem with source-routing jokes is that there is always a chance to rebrand the implementation at each IP version release #protolol opheleon The worst thing about UTF-8 jokes are Ä¹ÎµÄ¡Ð°Ï.Î³ Ã¼Æ¨È.È.Å¡. #protolol wesmorgan1 I always get jittery when making jokes in real time. #protolol mkhl: The best thing about singleton jokes is the worst thing about singleton jokes. #protolol smurfix The best thing about Appletalk is that nobody is using it any more. #protolol ypiypi When you laugh to an Apple joke, you need to laugh the same way as million people. #protolol wesmorgan1 I saw your POST, but could only respond with OK - I guess I didn't GET it. #protolol stevejacobs: The worst thing about NP complete jokes is that there is no good way to tell them... #protolol FlohEinstein I don't care if you get the UDP joke or not. I don't even know. #protolol FlohEinstein There are no good DH jokes because nobody agrees on the same prime #protolol awagner73 it may take awhile,............when telling a java joke. but then everybody is catching a laugh-attack. wtihout exceptions. #protolol JohnBumgarner The problem with a cryptography joke is that you need to tell a pair of them before anyone understand what's being said. #protolol drwhax The good thing about #tor and their unions is that's like a virtual machine in a virtual machine, it will be slow.. inception! #protolol mitchblevins: I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time. So I exponentially backed off and tried again. #protolol plasticje The great thing about NFSv3 jokes is that anyone can join the laughter. #protolol FlohEinstein The strange thing about BGP jokes is that they're borderline funny but everybody repeats them anyway #protolol hibri Only Alice and Bob get public/private key jokes #protolol uebelhacker after an #IPv6 joke I cannot remember how it started #protolol hibri didn't we run out of IPv4 jokes? #protolol uebelhacker finding a #heartbeat joke is like splitting #brains #protolol mramsmeets I tweeted several IPX/SPX jokes, but they cant reach the Internet #protolol n8grabb I'd dropped my SLIP for a quick #protolol preed The bad thing about #WWDC jokes is there's always one more thing... #protolol tv: The great thing about Teredo jokes is that you can tell smart jokes even when surrounded by dumb peers. #protolol andywarfield T he bes thin gabou tTCPfl owcontr oljokesi sthatthey knowwhento backo ff.... #protolol sgoguen {1,Two guys}{2,Hear about}{1,are talking}{2,the dope}{1,in}{2,who confused}{1.full-duplex,}{2,TDM with full-duplex?} #protolol jbxf LAN jokes can only be told properly if you tell an STP joke first. #protolol jbxf A token walks into a bar. Another token can't walk into the bar because it's afraid of the dog. #protolol jbxf It's very comforting to know there's at least one #protolol joke about coffee. andywarfield The best thing about SPDY jokes is that many people get them (whether they want to or not.) #protolol jbxf The more #protolol jokes, the worse the protocol. Very intuitive. jbxf A webserver may tell you her joke, but only if you tell her where you're from and give her a cookie. #protolol wesmorgan1 UDP jokes don't always get a laugh - unreliable material, don't you know.... #protolol iddux Postgres finds foreign jokes offensive. Not so for MySQL #protolol iddux awk jokes work best as one-liners #protolol mjambon Blocking this SSH joke because IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY! #protolol iddux C joke run. #protolol iddux No SOAP, radio. #protolol iddux XML jokes are well-formed #protolol iddux C# jokes are dull. #protolol dildog thankfully, Twitter journaled the entire #protolol conversation and now we can revert the transaction without committing it. 0xabad1dea Yeah, we really need some sort of control message for when the #protolol feed gets congested... a protocol... van_Elden EIB-jokes as well as sans-papiers only imprint once they're registered. #protolol xthread Dude, #protolol got an entire CDC longword out of control.. sambowne I made a great Digg joke last month but nobody saw it yet #protolol DirekteAktion: If you dont GET the TCP/IP #protolol, you never know if its because of the server or the proxy dfreamon gur orfg guvat nobhg EBG13 wbxrf vf, rirelbar unf gb qvt hc gurve 20 lrne byq pbairegref #protolol wesmorgan1 I have a great collection of Ada jokes, but it would take too long to compile them into a book... #protolol jhitchco: The four hard things in CS are cache invalidation, naming, and off-by-one errors. #protolol neverping I can't tell a real good "C" joke because i don't have Class. #protolol neverping The worst thing about i18n jokes is assuring everyone can understand it. #protolol rsnbrgr attritionorg Use the #ETIMEDOUT hashtag. Any tweets you missed will get resent. #protolol WhyIsThisOpen Traffic shaping: All packets are equal, but some are more equal than others. #protolol j0sema http://protolol.com/nice.thing.about.REST.jokes.is.they.fit.in.a.URL #protolol hesalas00 If you don't GET it, you're not http'ing hard enough! #protolol deinspanjer Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading #protolol? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell. nuddlegg the bad thing about WEP jokes is that they all stink, so better don't sniff them. #protolol salad_dodger The problem with SecureID jokes is that everyone already knows your punch line! #protolol nuddlegg the bad thing about bean sprout jokes is you never know where thEHEC they came from #protolol zoonlogonechon A joke about IEEE 802.15.5 is pointless if you tell it right. #protolol schnitzelbecker I hope that there is no copyright on p2p jokes #protolol nuddlegg the worst thing about #protolol jokes is that it creaps into your head and everything is checked for protolollability alexlehm the good thing about online privacy jokes is that you never have to admin your told one #protolol alexlehm the fun thing about wikipedia jokes is that everybody can change the ending #protolol nuddlegg #solr jokes have too many facets for a proper punchline #protolol iddux: The problem with Perl jokes is that you have to read them 10 times before you get them #protolol 0x52_de The sad thing about german #Wikipedia is... deleted for not being relevant. #protolol nuddlegg irc jokes are skype jokes told discontinuously are all wiretapped #protolol S4l2 Scheme jokes are :))) #protolol fa2gato is that the compiler may change the order. The best thing about FORTRAN jokes protolol pocketAustria the good thing about #P2P jokes is that you only need to tell them once #protolol kedmanee You have to tell a broadcast joke to everybody to find the one who see the fun on it #protolol nuddlegg and electric heat jokes are a waste of energy #protolol nuddlegg get new midi jokes telling them to the wrong group #protolol sh0bhit105 After dropping the packet the IP said it was my best effort.. #protolol protolol "RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes" http://goo.gl/aWouS #protolol benn01 #protolol This joke has been lost in the iCloud tister Yeah, I know you wanna hear my 401 joke, but I'm not telling it unless you provide me proper authorization. #protolol tister Sorry, but not allowed to tell you my 403 joke. So stop asking! #protolol tister Telling alot of bluetooth jokes will reduce the bandwidth of your wifi jokes. #protolol svindlerdk All the 301 jokes have moved permanently #protolol tister CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. #protolol nuddlegg: the problem with git jokes is that even branches could cause serious injuries reading them aloud #protolol Venty The best thing about distributed joking is that everybody can participate! jokehome #protolol Venty The worst thing about PS3 game jokes is that the punchline comes as a separate Downloadable Content. #protolol Venty #protolol The problem with filesize limit jokes is Venty Serial jokes must be told bit by bit. #protolol nuddlegg broadcast your own arp jokes, mine are only funny within the same collision domain #protolol Trisk3t I don't always use TCPIP, but when I do it's a protocol that no one else uses #protolol twiterfroeschli The good thing about NoSQL jokes is, they scale well for larger audiences. #protolol skskilL The problem with java jokes is, people always tell them so slowly #protolol chiefmillso The problem with IPV6 jokes is they're long, obscure and no one gets them without a translation. #protolol skskilL The best thing about iOS jokes is, that with v4 you can listen to more than one of them #protolol eqdw The great thing about rails jokes is that dhh will force you to laugh at them #protolol csatl I could tell you some IPX jokes but they are all topical and based on events from the early 90's #protolol eqdw I heard a funny #protolol joke on Reddit yesterday. Guess I'll see it tomorrow on Digg iggdawg I know a great IPv6 joke, but I just don't think you're ready for it. #protolol iggdawg Why are ASAs so noisy? They don't know how to ssh. #protolol Nomulous What sucks about HTTP jokes is that if you start telling one and it goes badly, you can't modify the header to make it a 404. #protolol Nomulous What's more, HTTP jokes are rarely better than OK. #protolol KippiHax I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake. chknofthescene The halting problem with jokes is ............................. ... #protolol unp0ssible Three funny things about IRC: lol, rofl & lmao #protolol odwyerrob A UDP packet walks into a bar without a checksum. Nobody cares. #protolol itpastorn If you GET an HTTP joke, you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD. #protolol mivesto How about: If you GET an HTTP joke you have several OPTIONS: you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD #protolol rosecg I would tell you a WEP joke, but I need to collect 50,000 packets first #protolol #late #amidoingthisright? RolandFulde No FTP jokes on #protolol -- is it because they better pass through the gateways when they are passive? consttype The problem with python jokes is that you need meaningful pauses when telling them. #protolol dzen The problem with python jokes is that they are too explicits. #protolol speude the good thing with Cuil jokes is lasers with skirts made of concrete. Velociraptor. #protolol shornbachner The thing with Active-X jokes is that people either don't listen because it's too dangerous or don't even realize you told a joke. #protolol rosecg A problem I have with AS 3.0 jokes is that I have to remove the EventListener from the previous joke before telling a new one. #protolol wikiacademy The sad thing about flash jokes is that iOS users never get them. #protolol nuddlegg there probably won't be much .net jokes in the future but more for html5+javascript ones #protolol rosecg Oh, I have a good Actionscript joke now. Hold on, it's inside root.movieclip1.movieclip2.movieclip3.... #protolol RolandFulde Streaming multicast jokes: everybody starts listening at different times, so you end up telling them to everyone individually. #protolol sander2121 People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live. #protolol anigeluk Check out some SVN jokes and if you don't find them funny make a revision #protolol RolandFulde Hey! Your HTTP 206 joke did not have a punchline! #protolol anigeluk Someone was telling me a HTTP 304 joke but I heard it before #protolol beccoblu: I just read a joke about Facebook. and I like it. #protolol BlackSeptember_ A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer." #protolol filthynerd I tried to DISCover some DHCP jokes, but nobody was OFFERing any. When I REQuested some, I wasn't even ACKnowleged. #protolol filthynerd The great thing about SCTP jokes is you can have more than one punchline in the same joke. #protolol rosecg An IRC Op told a joke but nobody laughed. He forgot the channel was set to +m and nobody had +v. #protolol CwGGeNiuS WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay #protolol CwGGeNiuS VoIP is the latest koolaid ingredient....seems like everyone is already taking a SIP #protolol Dpanzarella I sent an HTTP request, and all I got was this lousy teapot #protolol #rfc2324 #http418 MichaelZed Hey diveintomark, can I come over and tell you a sneakernet joke? #protolol pinwinomuerto The best thing about EIGRP jokes is that you can share them with your neighbors #protolol Panky9 CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. #protolol pello The problem with a ARP joke is that lazy admins could use proxy ARP if the ARP fails with subnets #protolol aris_ada #protolol the problem with #rawsockets jokes is that it takes ages just to write one, and chances are high nobody will understand it nuddlegg the punchline of a latex joke will only unfold after being converted to a pdf joke #protolol 1aBonline The problem with 7/tcp and 7/udp #protolol is that the laughter sounds exactly the same as the joke. skimbrel The worst part about Flash jokes is that half of your listeners will block the punchline. #protolol skimbrel Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Router: It hurts when IP. #protolol skimbrel DNS jokes tell you where to find the punchline. #protolol CyruzDraxs The problem with Node.js jokes is that people laugh in chunked streams that need to be drained between each write. #protolol 1aBonline Popular excuse why networks packets are late: "This traffic shaping router did not let me pass until the QoS parade was over." #protolol 1aBonline Popular excuse why networks packets are late: "See, there was this big firewall suddenly, so I had to digg a tunnel for me." #protolol 1aBonline Popular excuse why networks packets are late: "A shark bit my wire, and I had to fix it." #protolol anigeluk no one ever gets my null routed jokes #protolol anigeluk 406 jokes are not acceptable #protolol DOMXss My favorite DOM XSS jokes were so funny but #DOMinator unleashed them all #protolol anigeluk wwhhaatt iiss tthhee bbeesstt tthhiinngg aabboouutt ttccpp//77 jjookkeess #protolol svindlerdk There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't #protolol nauj27 The sad thing about SQL jokes is that nobody GRANT you that you will ALTER PEOPLE MOOD #protolol CwGGeNiuS Got a joke about SNMP but its private ... #protolol yawg The worst thing about Error 402 jokes is you must login to GET them #protolol jruderman The great thing about telling HTTP 304 jokes is you won't accidentally tell someone the same joke twice. #protolol jruderman I have a great HTTP 302 joke, come over here and I'll tell you. #protolol sheppy The best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is that the best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is that the best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is... #protolol ruderman The best thing about fuzzing jokes is nobody minds if 99% of them aren't funny. #protolol jruderman The best thing about fuzzing jokes is the monkey in the bathtub. #protolol sheppy HTTP 200 jokes are only OK. #protolol kaiengert The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny. #protolol raccettura On 4/04 I went the parking lot and my car was Not Found. Not kidding. Stolen. #protolol jtauber the best thing about HTTP 206 jokes is #protolol jtauber I think HTTP 203 jokes are funny but what would I know? #protolol ramenlabs MySQL joke has gone away #protolol lastontheboat I'm going to keep telling you this TCP joke until you get it. #protolol eykd I really don't GET HTTP 404 jokes. #protolol daniloeu I could even tell you a HTTP 403 joke, but you know, I'm not allowed to do it #protolol _ndsmith Mark 16:6-7 (HTTP 301) #bible #protolol _ndsmith Luke 15:8-10 (HTTP 404) #bible #protolol _ndsmith Psalm 119 (HTTP 414) #bible #protolol _ndsmith 1 Maccabees (HTTP 203) #bible #protolol nickmorrott It'll hurt more when UDP #badumdumting #protolol jruderman: The great thing about HTTP Upgrade jokes is... wait, someone might be listening, come closer add I'll whisper #protolol asankhaya The good thing about OCaml jokes is that they are very functional. #protolol _jhlb The worst thing about WiFi jokes is having to shout them over you neighbours. #protolol MXORN The problem with protolol jokes is that they don't follow a protocol. [ http://protolol.com/ created by someone. number of tweets jumps sharply, without benefit of RT to know they were already said. ] Lasibian You need to remember HTTP 410 jokes before you get them #protolol benbeltran I don't trust you enough to tell you a GNUnet joke. #protolol derekhardwick The not-so-great thing about Thinnet jokes is that if two people try to tell one at the same time they get hit by a bus. #protolol peSHIr: "The problem with OAuth jokes is that you always need some web site middle-man or nobody will get them."#protolol nuddlegg: the worst thing about #protolol jokes is that it creaps into your head and everything is checked for protolollability paniq Whenever you tell a localhost joke, you're talking to yourself. #protolol paniq The problem with C++ jokes is that you'll always have to expose your privates. #protolol jnorris: The best thing about HTTP 413 jokes is that they all refer to your mother #protolol Lasibian The great thing about HTTP 300 jokes is that you get at least one. #protolol jnorris #protolol The problem with CSMA/CD jokes is that if someone else interr10101010101010101010101010101010 Lasibian The problem with GSM data jokes is the price tag when getting them abroad. #protolol prayerslayer The best thing about design pattern jokes is that they are generic and reusable. #protolol anigeluk The best thing about a singleton joke is there can be only one #protolol mfukar: So, three frames walk into a timeslot.. #aloha #protolol manuelkiessling The problem with those old AT modem protocol jokes is that when they contain +++ nhoening #protolol The best part about making fun of Apple is... brb, someone's at the doorrrrrfa76e98yuxx(*(====== [sent from my iphone] webmat The problem with Napster jokes is that everyone has a slightly different version. #protolol njrabit The best part of ACID-complaint jokes is that if just one person doesn't get it, nobody remembers that you told it. #protolol shoragan The best thing about Delay-Tolerant Networking jokes is that everyone gets them eventually. #protolol fredemmott The problem with HTTP 101 jokes is that an Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar #protolol eigenrick: The great thing about Haskell jokes is that they all reduce to one-liners. #protolol #haskell #purecomedy aris_ada: #protolol the problem with #rawsockets jokes is that it takes ages just to write one, and chances are high nobody will understand it micxer The nice thing about Erlang jokes is that you can tell so many of them in parallel #protolol sharjeelq The problem with BitTorrent jokes is that the only person having the most important part of joke would probably be offline #protolol jetmotor We need to find more space for the IPv4 Comedy Roadshow, since all seats are taken. #protolol derekhardwick: The thing about AX.25 comedy is that it's always amateur hour. #protolol #hamradio DrenBoy The problem with these #protolol jokes is that they are much quicker and easier to tell in REBOL #FYT lensassaman The trouble with bitcoin jokes is they're just not worth the time you put into them. [ With protolol.com, the number of people pasting in old ones is obnoxious. Not updating this file any longer. ]