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This package is the one package that you can always use when teaching people about npm. It is amazing, simple, has a great name and makes a perfect joke. > You: "Let's start out by installing a-cool-package" > Fabian: "Alright, what package do you want me to install?" > You: "A cool package" > Fabian: "Ehh, ok. I guess I will install Svelte because that's trendy" > _runs `npm install svelte`_ > You: "What are you doing, I clearly said to install a-cool-package" > Fabian: "Wtf do you want from me?" > You: "Jokes on you. The package is literally called `a-cool-package`" > Fabian: "I hate you so much you can't even believe it" --- # Usage Actually has functionality. ``` const superCrazyAmazingFunction = require('a-cool-package') superCrazyAmazingFunction('Linda', 10) // returns 'Linda is someone that anyone likes to see :)' ``` # SHOW ME DE CODE It's literally this. Try hacking it ``` const superCrazyAmazingFunction = (theNameOfYourMum, niceness) => { let endString = theNameOfYourMum switch (niceness) { case (niceness > 10): endString += "is the most amazing person on the world!!!! <3333" break; case (niceness > 8): endString += "is someone that anyone likes to see :)" break; case (niceness > 5): endString += "is a mum, thats already amazing by itself but average" break; case (niceness > 3): endString += "could be better" break; case (niceness > 0): endString += "not nice" break; default: endString += "a bad person and it's better without her" break; } return endString } export default superCrazyAmazingFunction ```