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AI-powered, snark-fueled technical debt cleansing suite with automatic snarky language detection that turns code cleanup into a darkly humorous financial metaphor.
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MIT License
Copyright (c) 2025 Puberty Labs - The Debt Collection Agency
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đŚ DEBT COLLECTION ADDENDUM
By using this software, you acknowledge that:
⢠Your technical debt has been officially foreclosed upon
⢠The Debt Collection Agency reserves the right to shame your code publicly
⢠Console.log statements are considered criminal violations in 47 states
⢠Unused imports may result in immediate credit score devastation
⢠TODO comments without corresponding issues constitute fraudulent activity
⢠The Goons are always watching, always judging, always ready to collect
"Refactor or Be Repossessed!" đ đ¸
This addendum is provided for entertainment purposes and does not modify
the legal terms of the MIT License above. Your actual house is probably safe.
Probably.
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