@parsifal-m/plugin-dev-quotes-homepage/dist/quotes.esm.js

A backstage plugin to render a developer themed quote

const quotes = [
  {
    text: "Talk is cheap. Show me the code.",
    author: "Linus Torvalds"
  },
  {
    text: "Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.",
    author: "Harold Abelson"
  },
  {
    text: "The best software is that which is easy to use and simple to understand.",
    author: "Grady Booch"
  },
  {
    text: "Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it\u2019s bad.",
    author: "Cory House"
  },
  {
    text: "Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.",
    author: "Martin Golding"
  },
  {
    text: "The only way to go fast is to go well.",
    author: "Robert C. Martin"
  },
  {
    text: "You can\u2019t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like families in need of therapy.",
    author: "Jim McCarthy"
  },
  {
    text: "First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.",
    author: "John Johnson"
  },
  {
    text: "Good code is its own best documentation.",
    author: "Steve McConnell"
  },
  {
    text: "The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.",
    author: "Bill Gates"
  },
  {
    text: "In software, the key is to define the problem. Once the problem is defined, it can be solved.",
    author: "Andrea Goldsmith"
  },
  {
    text: "Don't write better error messages, write code that doesn't need them.",
    author: "Jason C. McDonald"
  },
  {
    text: "Code without tests is broken by design.",
    author: "Jacob Kaplan-Moss"
  },
  {
    text: "The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards.",
    author: "Gene Spafford"
  },
  {
    text: "Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.",
    author: "Antoine de Saint-Exup\xE9ry"
  },
  {
    text: "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.",
    author: "Alan J. Perlis"
  },
  {
    text: "To iterate is human, to recurse divine.",
    author: "L. Peter Deutsch"
  },
  {
    text: "It's harder to read code than to write it.",
    author: "Joel Spolsky"
  },
  {
    text: "Software, in some sense, is just words that we use to communicate with the computer.",
    author: "Shinya Yuki"
  },
  {
    text: "Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out.",
    author: "Chris Pine"
  },
  {
    text: "Simplicity is the soul of efficiency.",
    author: "Austin Freeman"
  },
  {
    text: "Code refactoring is like doing the dishes. It's never really done.",
    author: "Jeff Atwood"
  },
  {
    text: "There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.",
    author: "Alan J. Perlis"
  },
  {
    text: "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.",
    author: "Rick Osborne"
  },
  {
    text: "You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first-born child.",
    author: "Robert C. Martin"
  },
  {
    text: "The most important single aspect of software development is to be clear about what you are trying to build.",
    author: "Bjarne Stroustrup"
  },
  {
    text: "If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.",
    author: "Edsger W. Dijkstra"
  },
  {
    text: "The best code is no code at all.",
    author: "Jeff Atwood"
  },
  {
    text: "If you optimize everything, you will always be unhappy.",
    author: "Donald Knuth"
  },
  {
    text: "Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.",
    author: "Bill Gates"
  },
  {
    text: "Good software, like wine, takes time.",
    author: "Joel Spolsky"
  },
  {
    text: "There is no programming language, no matter how structured, that will prevent programmers from making bad programs.",
    author: "Larry Flon"
  },
  {
    text: "Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.",
    author: "Eagleson's Law"
  },
  {
    text: "Programming is not about typing; it's about thinking.",
    author: "Rich Hickey"
  },
  {
    text: "Testing can only prove the presence of bugs, not their absence.",
    author: "Edsger W. Dijkstra"
  },
  {
    text: "Don't comment bad code\u2014rewrite it.",
    author: "Brian W. Kernighan"
  },
  {
    text: "We have to stop optimizing for programmers and start optimizing for users.",
    author: "Jeff Atwood"
  },
  {
    text: "Code is read much more often than it is written.",
    author: "Guido van Rossum"
  },
  {
    text: "The computer does exactly what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.",
    author: "Jeff Atwood"
  },
  {
    text: "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.",
    author: "Clare Boothe Luce"
  },
  {
    text: "Programming is the art of telling another human what one wants the computer to do.",
    author: "Donald Knuth"
  },
  {
    text: "The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.",
    author: "Gordon Bell"
  },
  {
    text: "Perfection (in design) is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but rather when there is nothing more to take away.",
    author: "Antoine de Saint-Exup\xE9ry"
  },
  {
    text: "When in doubt, use brute force.",
    author: "Ken Thompson"
  },
  {
    text: "In software, the whole is indeed greater than the sum of its parts.",
    author: "Gosper's Law"
  },
  {
    text: "The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it\u2019s too late.",
    author: "Seymour Cray"
  },
  {
    text: "The best way to predict the future is to implement it.",
    author: "David Heinemeier Hansson"
  },
  {
    text: "You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.",
    author: "Alan Perlis"
  },
  {
    text: "The only way to do great work is to love what you do.",
    author: "Steve Jobs"
  },
  {
    text: "There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.",
    author: "Phil Karlton"
  },
  {
    text: "To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.",
    author: "Unknown"
  },
  {
    text: "It's not a bug \u2013 it's an undocumented feature.",
    author: "Unknown"
  },
  {
    text: "Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.",
    author: "Edward V Berard"
  },
  {
    text: "Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter.",
    author: "Eric S. Raymond"
  },
  {
    text: "Talk is cheap. Show me the code.",
    author: "Linus Torvalds"
  },
  {
    text: "In God we trust. All others must bring data.",
    author: "W. Edwards Deming"
  },
  {
    text: "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they\u2019re not.",
    author: "Yogi Berra"
  },
  {
    text: "You can\u2019t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.",
    author: "Jim McCarthy"
  },
  {
    text: "The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability.",
    author: "Randall E. Stross"
  },
  {
    text: "People think that computer science is the art of geniuses but the actual reality is the opposite, just many people doing things that build on each other, like a wall of mini stones.",
    author: "Donald Knuth"
  },
  {
    text: "Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.",
    author: "Larry Wall"
  },
  {
    text: "Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.",
    author: "Linus Torvalds"
  },
  {
    text: "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.",
    author: "Martin Golding"
  },
  {
    text: "Nine people can\u2019t make a baby in a month. (regarding the addition of more programmers to get a project completed faster)",
    author: "Fred Brooks"
  },
  {
    text: "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.",
    author: "Martin Fowler"
  },
  {
    text: "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.",
    author: "Brian W. Kernighan"
  },
  {
    text: "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems.",
    author: "Jamie Zawinski"
  },
  {
    text: "You can use an eraser on the drafting table or a sledgehammer on the construction site",
    author: "Frank Lloyd Wright"
  },
  {
    text: "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.",
    author: "Tom Cargill"
  },
  {
    text: "There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.",
    author: "Bjarne Stroustrup"
  },
  {
    text: "It's all talk until the code runs.",
    author: "Ward Cunningham"
  },
  {
    text: "Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.",
    author: "Linus Torvalds"
  },
  {
    text: "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.",
    author: "Albert Einstein"
  },
  {
    text: "Being a good software engineer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.",
    author: "Unknown"
  },
  {
    text: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.",
    author: "Arthur C. Clarke"
  },
  {
    text: "The imposter syndrome is real. Luckily, it goes away.",
    author: "Kimber Lockhart"
  },
  {
    text: "Know how to learn. Then, want to learn.",
    author: "Katherine Johnson"
  },
  {
    text: "Never trust a computer you can\u2019t throw out a window.",
    author: "Steve Wozniak"
  },
  {
    text: "When in doubt, use brute force.",
    author: "Ken Thompson"
  },
  {
    text: "Once a new technology starts rolling, if you\u2019re not part of the steamroller, you\u2019re part of the road.",
    author: "Stewart Brand"
  },
  {
    text: "The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.",
    author: "Alan Kay"
  },
  {
    text: "Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming. Feedback is the treatment.",
    author: "Kent Beck"
  },
  {
    text: "The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.",
    author: "Grady Booch"
  },
  {
    text: "I'm not a great programmer. I'm just a good programmer with great habits.",
    author: "Kent Beck"
  },
  {
    text: "LGTM",
    author: "Peter Macdonald"
  },
  {
    text: "The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.",
    author: "Anonymous"
  },
  {
    text: "The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it\u2019s too late.",
    author: "Seymour Cray"
  },
  {
    text: "The best error message is the one that never shows up.",
    author: "Thomas Fuchs"
  },
  {
    text: "A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.",
    author: "Doug Linder"
  }
];

export { quotes };
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