@lwys-pkg-releaser/node-bullshit-generator/lib/dict/english/db.js

Port of menzi11/BullshitGenerator@github.com to JavaScript

"use strict";

// HEAVY modifications by Dobby233Liu
// Not gonna split this
module.exports = {
  bullshits: ["{主题} is a common condition in today’s society, so, ", "{主题} has become increasingly evident among people according to many scientists, ", "now, the necessity of solving the problem of {主题} is becoming more and more apparent, so, ", "we have to face an embarrassing situation, that is, ", "what should we do to give rise to {主题}, and what should we do to prevent {主题}'s happening? ", "but these are not the most urgent issue, the more pressing issue about {主题} is, ", "what could we do anyway to achieve {主题}? ", "with these questions, let's take a closer look to {主题}. ", "for {主题}, the key point is how to express {主题}. ", "we generally say, if we grasped the key of the problem of {主题}, everything else will be easily solved. ", "what is the key point of {主题}? ", "why does {主题} happen? ", "every person has to face the problems caused by {主题}. when facing these problems, ", "we must think carefully when talking about {主题}. ", "we have to figure out what kind of existence {主题} is. ", "for many years, people with the problem of {主题} have been viewed as different. ", "the problem lies in the difference of people affected by {主题},  ", "does the government provide help for {主题}? ", "as this subject continues to be looked down on, people must realize that {主题} are becoming more common in today's world. ", "more current studies of people who are heavily affected by {主题} show no evidence of emotional damage. ", "several studies of the effects of {主题} have failed to demonstrate these effects. ", "one of the longest standing arguments against {主题} is that ", "modern vehement arguments against {主题} alone become suspect. ", "{主题} continues to be a relevant controversial issue in our society today, as ", "from my point of view, {主题} means a lot to me, and ", "we have been thinking about {主题} for a long time.", "what if {主题} happens? or what if {主题} does not happen? ", "when facing the difficult choice of {主题}, I rarely slept well. ", "if {主题} takes place in our daily life, we have to consider it's consequences. ", "the consequece of {主题} is of great significance to me and many other people. ", "in my opinion, ", "in general, ", "as far as I know, ", "if we think about it from a different point of view, {主题} is inevitable. ", "under this inevitable circumstance situation, we have to solve {主题}. ", "for me, the emergent rise of {主题} may change my life. ", "opponents of {主题} claim that, ", "some people may disagree with {主题}, ", "to a certain extent, {主题} is right. ", "after seeing this evidence, there is no way we can agree with {主题}. ", "the evidence presented about {主题} has shown that, " //"the evidence presented in this assignment has shown that, ",
  ],
  addings: ["furthermore, ", "moreover, ", "in addition, ", "besides, ", "above all, ", "similarly, ", "with respect to ", "since that is so, ", "thus, ", "therefore, ", "in that case, ", "in other words, ", "it is important to note that ", "on the other hand, ", "on the one hand, "],
  examples: ["that is to say, ", "for example, ", "for instance, ", "namely, ", "as in the following example, ", "in particular, ", "chiefly, "],
  contrasts: ["by contrasts, ", "another way of viewing this is ", "alternatively, ", "another possibility is, ", "in comparison, ", "on the contrary, ", "in fact, ", "from a different point of view, ", "it is disappointing that ", "however, "],
  prefix: [" concluded that ", " attemptted to convince the reader that ", " stated in their book that ", " argued that ", " told us that ", " showed us that ", " mentioned that ", "{prefix_2}, "],
  prefix_2: ["according to ", "to quote from "],
  suffix: ["That enlightened me. ", "That inspired me. ", "That aroused my imagination. ", "That solved my problem. ", "That brought a new way of thinking about {主题}. "],
  author: ["Lao Tzu", "Plato", "Jacqueline Carey", "Napoleon Bonaparte", "Plato", "James Thurber", "Emil Cioran", "David Mamet", "Mokokoma Mokhonoana", "Franz Kafka", "Steve Wozniak", "Friedrich Nietzsche", "Rebecca West", "Rebecca McClanahan", "Mokokoma Mokhonoana", "Marty Rubin", "Kamand Kojouri", //"William Penn",
  //"William Penn",
  "Friedrich Von Schlegel", "S. Spencer Baker", "Orson Scott Card", "Ljupka Cvetanova", "Comte de Lautréamont", "Nelson Mandela"],
  saying: ["the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.", "there is truth in wine and children.", "that which yields is not always weak.", "if you want a thing done well, do it yourself.", "necessity is the mother of invention.", "all human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.", "melancholy is an appetite no misery satisfies.", "it's only words, unless they're true.", "plants are more courageous than almost all human beings - an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.", "if a man has his eyes bound, you can encourage him as much as you like to stare through the bandage, but he'll never see anything.", "never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.", "I have forgotten my umbrella.", "the trouble about men is twofold - one cannot learn truths which are too complicated, while one forgets truths which are too simple.", "the shortest distance between two points is always under construction.", "some people talk about other people's failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.", "there is music you never hear unless you play it yourself.", "what you choose also chooses you.", //"all Excess is ill, but Drunkenness is of the worst Sort - it spoils Health, dismounts the Mind, and unmans Men, and it reveals Secrets, is Quarrelsome, Lascivious, Impudent, Dangerous and Mad.",
  //"A drunk Man is not a Man, because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.",
  "an aphorism ought to be entirely isolated from the surrounding world like a little work of art and complete in itself like a hedgehog.", "laughter is the antidote to existential pain.", "never mock a tender heart.", "smile and the world will laugh at you.", "people say sound things when they do not strive to say to say extraordinary ones.", "the greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."]
};