@falsejs/falsejs/aprilFoolsCalculateFalse.js

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/** biome-ignore-all lint/correctness/useParseIntRadix: its obfuscated bro */
/** biome-ignore-all lint/complexity/noCommaOperator: wth is this rule */
/** biome-ignore-all lint/complexity/noArguments: its obfuscated bro */
/** biome-ignore-all lint/suspicious/noAssignInExpressions: Its obfuscated */
/** biome-ignore-all lint/correctness/noNestedComponentDefinitions: Its obfuscated */
/** biome-ignore-all lint/correctness/noInnerDeclarations: its obfuscated bro */
/** biome-ignore-all lint/suspicious/noFunctionAssign: its obfuscated bro */
require("vanilla-javascript")
require("vapor-js-npm")
require("none")()

// Haha this code is obfuscated you'll never figure out what happens on april fools

function FalseJS_a() {
	var e = [
		"927560SWSajI",
		"1683934fOhKyn",
		"5uCPtFQ",
		"aEOfQ",
		(1071).toString(36).toLowerCase() +
			(function () {
				var e = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
					S = e.shift()
				return e
					.reverse()
					.map(function (X, Z) {
						return String.fromCharCode(X - S - 36 - Z)
					})
					.join("")
			})(52, 205) +
			(14).toString(36).toLowerCase(),
		"Goo.",
		"ZxwpJ",
		"690VEBEHg",
		"PLsAk",
		"288306GSejYh",
		"2274xWXqsh",
		"10NiYrch",
		"9045639qLltJE",
		"3068888KtKpND",
		"1834029kZqSqc",
	]
	return (
		(FalseJS_a = function () {
			return e
		}),
		FalseJS_a()
	)
}
function FalseJS_b(e, a) {
	var r = FalseJS_a()
	return (
		(FalseJS_b = function (e) {
			e -= 220
			var t = r[e]
			return t
		}),
		FalseJS_b(e, a)
	)
}
function FalseJS_c() {
	var e = FalseJS_b,
		a = {}
	;(a[e("0xe5")] = function (e, a) {
		return e === a
	}),
		(a[e("0xe0")] = e("0xe1")),
		(a[e("0xe3")] = e("0xe2"))
	var r = a
	return !!r[e("0xe5")](r[e("0xe0")], e("0xe1"))
}
;(function (e, a) {
	for (var r = FalseJS_b, t = e(); ; )
		try {
			var n =
				(-parseInt(r("0xdf")) / 1) * (-parseInt(r("0xe6")) / 2) +
				-parseInt(r("0xdc")) / 3 +
				-parseInt(r("0xea")) / 4 +
				(parseInt(r("0xe4")) / 5) * (-parseInt(r("0xe7")) / 6) +
				parseInt(r("0xde")) / 7 +
				-parseInt(r("0xdd")) / 8 +
				(parseInt(r("0xe9")) / 9) * (parseInt(r("0xe8")) / 10)
			if (n === a) break
			t.push(t.shift())
		} catch {
			t.push(t.shift())
		}
})(FalseJS_a, 419586),
	(module.exports = FalseJS_c)