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import { Hat } from "../hat.js";
export class MemeNames {
adjectives = new Hat([
"Bingus", "Incredible",
"Angry", "Shiny", "Lazy", "Drunk", "Psychedelic", "Sassy", "Fluffy", "Bored",
"Spicy", "Awkward", "Deadpan", "Gigantic", "Tiny", "Moist", "Deranged",
"Neon", "Hyperactive", "Sleepy", "Salty", "Radioactive", "Suspicious",
"Hypnotized", "Unstable", "Ferocious", "Flammable", "Goth", "Zombie",
"Rainbow", "Quantum", "Schizoid", "Sweaty", "Explosive", "Mysterious",
"Nefarious", "Snarky", "Loud", "Muted", "Visible", "Invisible", "Eldritch", "Cranky",
"Outrageous", "Oblivious", "Chaotic", "Unhinged", "Caffeinated", "Paranoid",
"Fast", "Slow", "Concerned", "Concerning", "Dangerous", "Obsolete",
"Degraded", "Decadent", "Deprecated", "Uncool", "Ridiculous",
"Ancient", "Old", "Soggy", "Deaf", "Worried", "Oaty", "Stinky",
"Buff", "Ripped", "Powerful", "Weak", "Pinner",
"Woke", "Edgy", "Crunchy", "Jaded", "Cheesy", "Wrinkly", "Smooth",
"Arctic", "Antarctic", "Oceanic", "Maritime", "Outdoorsy", "Indoorsy",
"Frightened", "Adventurous", "Terrified", "Pathetic", "Beastly",
"Terrorized", "Magnificient", "Ungrateful", "Spineless", "Bony",
"Cringe", "Cringey", "Based", "Redpilled", "Bluepilled", "Whitepilled", "Blackpilled",
"Malding", "Soy", "Sigma", "Alpha", "Lit", "Sus", "Goated", "Cracked",
"Mid", "Bussin'", "Rizzed", "Swole", "Flexin'", "Thicc", "Seething",
"American", "European", "Latinx", "African", "Asian", "Australian",
"Unknown", "Known", "Unwanted", "Tense", "Nervous",
"Unionized", "Massive", "Bossly", "Noble", "Peasant",
"Smoothbrained", "Wrinklebrained",
]);
nouns = new Hat([
"Ninja", "Banana", "Platypus", "Vampire", "Toaster", "Spaceship", "Unicorn",
"Meme", "Goblin", "Squirrel", "Taco", "Cactus", "Octopus", "Dragon",
"Sock", "Donut", "Duck", "Cyborg", "Squid", "Giraffe", "Skeleton",
"Ghost", "Robot", "Dumpster", "Kangaroo", "Sloth", "Cheeseburger", "Shark",
"Pineapple", "Broccoli", "Narwhal", "Alien", "Penguin", "Pizza", "Llama",
"Shovel", "Chainsaw", "Dumpsterfire", "UFO", "Hamster", "Waffle",
"Poltergeist", "Jellyfish", "Moth", "Pickle", "Zebra", "Tractor",
"Manatee", "Raccoon", "Moustache", "Goatee", "Ingrate",
"Boomer", "Zoomer", "Doomer", "Chad", "Stacey", "Karen", "Clown",
"Simp", "Degen", "Normie", "NPC", "Incel", "Lurker", "Wojack",
"Doctor", "Lawyer", "Coder", "Barista", "Marshall", "Laborer",
"Lumberjack", "Sheriff", "Deputy", "Judge", "Surgeon", "Wagie",
"Socialist", "Communist", "Capitalist", "Libertarian", "Anarchist",
"Reactionary", "Ideologue", "Economist", "Politician",
"President", "Dictator", "Diplomat", "Elitist", "Commoner",
"Mommy", "Daddy", "Uncle", "Aunt",
]);
suffixes = new Hat([
"Enjoyer", "Maxxer", "Poster", "Connoisseur", "King", "Queen",
"Collector", "Aficionado", "Hoarder", "Fanatic", "Noticer",
"Dweller", "Believer", "Disbeliever", "Rejecter", "Accepter",
"Mother", "Father", "Obtainer", "Stealer", "Giver", "Taker",
"Memer",
]);
generate() {
const adj1 = this.adjectives.pull();
const adj2 = this.adjectives.pull();
const noun1 = this.nouns.pull();
const noun2 = this.nouns.pull();
const suffix = this.suffixes.pull();
const formats = [
`${noun1} ${noun2}`,
`${noun1} ${suffix}`,
`${noun1} ${noun2}`,
`${adj1} ${noun1}`,
`${adj1} ${noun1}`,
`${adj1} ${noun1}`,
`${adj1} ${noun1}-${noun2.toLowerCase()}`,
`${adj1} ${adj2} ${noun1}`,
];
return formats[Math.floor(Math.random() * formats.length)];
}
}
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